The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

Wonder what ever happened to that vest?

Smothered it in jelly and ate it?!

You going to scotch night?

 

[paulthenurse]

Probably not. Jumbled work schedule has only given me one night to hang out with Alice in the past week and I won't get another till next Wednesday. So I can spend Friday night getting hungover with you fools or playing The Traveling Salesman and The Farmers Daughter with her.

 

[DakotaRules]

Probably not. Jumbled work schedule has only given me one night to hang out with Alice in the past week and I won't get another till next Wednesday. So I can spend Friday night getting hungover with you fools or playing The Traveling Salesman and The Farmers Daughter with her.

I didn't need that visual...

We should plan a brew day sometime soon.

 

[paulthenurse]

Uhhhhhhh... U4? March 31? Don't tell me you forgot?

 

[DakotaRules]

I didn't forget. I'm talking NHC and something that I can take home to drink. Oh and something that will dry out and finish. Where is that at? 1.060, 1.050 ish???

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ouch

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's ok... Paul would struggle with all of the awesome that's gonna be there tomorrow night.

All six taps at The Cape are flowing and then for food we have:

- smoked salmon rillette
- smoked pork rillette
- duck and green peppercorn rillette
- regular duck prosciutto (way better than PTN's salt lick duck)
- duck prosciutto w/ fresh thyme, black pepper and juniper berries
- homemade carbonnara (meaning homemade pasta and home cured pancetta)
- roasted bone marrow with parsley, shallots and capers

Oh... And 15 or so single malt scotches.

Yeah, I am sure PTN's 9 seconds of ecstasy will be better than that.

 

[DakotaRules]

Did you want us to bring anything else??? What can I bring beside my lovely personality and scotch? (I know that's plenty but...)

And I'm totally crashing on a couch.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh f@&(.... You're still actually coming??

Oh.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeah, I am sure PTN's 9 seconds of ecstasy will be better than that.

If you add in the foreplay time it's a whole lot closer to two minutes than you would think, Mr Smartypants! What ya got to say now?
Huh? Huh?
Nothing?

I didn't think so.

 

[DakotaRules]

Oh f@&(.... You're still actually coming??

Oh.

Yes I will grace you with my presence. Stop PM'ing to be there.

 

[bob1852]

It's ok... Paul would struggle with all of the awesome that's gonna be there tomorrow night.

All six taps at The Cape are flowing and then for food we have:

- deep fried smoked salmon rillette
- deep fried smoked pork rillette
- deep fried duck and green peppercorn rillette
- deep fried regular duck prosciutto (way better than PTN's salt lick duck)
- deep fried duck prosciutto w/ fresh thyme, black pepper and juniper berries
- deep fried homemade carbonnara (meaning homemade pasta and home cured pancetta)
- deep fried roasted bone marrow with parsley, shallots and capers

Oh... And 15 or so deep fried single malt scotches.

Yeah, I am sure PTN's 9 seconds of ecstasy will be better than that.

Sounds good. What time should I show up?

 

[paulthenurse]

Cardiac caths are scheduled for Tuesday mornings at 8.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sounds good. What time should I show up?

Any time after 6:00. Lemme know if you need directions

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Any time after 6:00. Lemme know if you need directions

Take the third left on your right.

 

[bob1852]

Any time after 6:00. Lemme know if you need directions

Think I can make it back to Dulles by 6:30am on Saturday? Yeah, probably not.

 

[paulthenurse]

Believe me, having been to dozens of Cape's shindigs, you'll have all the "DULL" you can handle. You don't have to go anywhere.

 

[DakotaRules]

Think I can make it back to Dulles by 6:30am on Saturday? Yeah, probably not.

If your going to be in the state you dont have a choice, you had bettah be therrah.

 

[the_bird]

Any of you boys want a 12-gallon Pyrex carboy for $75?

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/hsh/2917795724.html

I don't need it (I don't see myself stepping into 10-gallon batches anytime soon, and that would be an absolute BEAST to lug around). But, I'll get in touch with the guy and get it if someone else wants it. I'm sure I'll be out at one of the gatherings (not next weekend, my wife's out of town so I'm on kid duty) before too long.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Just what I need, a bigger guillotine...

 

[the_bird]

I'm tempted to buy it just because every time I've seen a huge Pyrex carboy, they're like $700. But I don't need it. I'd have to like, buy a hundred feet of silicone tubing to pump wort into my basement.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0055V2ZPM/?tag=skimlinks_replacement-20

http://www.calpaclab.com/product-p/cg-8108-12.htm

http://catalog2.corning.com/Lifesci...es)|Solution+Bottles+and+Carboys(Lifesciences)

 

[DakotaRules]

It is a great price and a lot better than Demi glass. I want it but can't justify another carboy right now. I really want larger carboys but am probably going for 15 gal plastic conicals.

 

[the_bird]

I just offered him $60 for it. I figure even if I don't *need* it right now, I can find sometime interesting to use it for (or re-sell it later). I won't feel as bad about "wasting" money if I don't pay full price, though!

Probably have to buy a dolly to lug it around when it's full!

 

[modernlifeisANDY]

Anyone converted a kettle to electric before? I know there are tons of resources here to help me do it myself, but I lack a lot of the necessary tools and was wondering if someone might be able to help me with some conversions.

 

[DakotaRules]

I have a wire stripper...

What are you looking for? I have most of the tools but have limited electrical conversation experience.

 

[NJstout]

Uhhhhhhh... U4? March 31? Don't tell me you forgot?

will it be brewcasted again like last year?

 

[yeager1977]

I have a wire stripper...

This is worse than my 5 Gallon Pot comment..... Man thats sad......

 

[modernlifeisANDY]

I have a wire stripper...

What are you looking for? I have most of the tools but have limited electrical conversation experience.

I need an experienced man to wire up my element.

 

[DakotaRules]

I need an experienced man to wire up my element.

What size element did you get? Did you build a sub panel? There's a lot of things that you need for electric. I looked at all the options but was cost prohibitive for me right now.

Depending on what size element you have decides how much power or draw you need.

 

[DakotaRules]

This is worse than my 5 Gallon Pot comment..... Man thats sad......

I was kidding. I have a full workshop.