The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

Do you clowns ever make anything normal, like a five gallon batch of 1.050/40 IBU pale ale?

 

[paulthenurse]

Sure, but anybody can do that. There's no challenge in an IPA.

 

[paulthenurse]

Getting there.

 

[paulthenurse]

McKenzie seemed to like the pulled pork.


Sorry Chris.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager's getting pretty hammered. He just called his neighbor '***** whipped.'

Smurf peed his pants he was laughing so hard.

 

[DakotaRules]

I left my hunting chair, are you bringing it home with you?

He was hammered when I left!

 

[NJstout]

no brewcast?

 

[paulthenurse]

No brewcast. I know better than to bring a laptop and Yeager's Mom won't let him bring his out to the garage.

At this point we are where we usually are around 10 pm, argueing about when to add the hops. I'm going to toss them in the next time he drops trou to pee.

 

[the_bird]

Do you clowns ever make anything normal, like a five gallon batch of 1.050/40 IBU pale ale?

That's why I'm usually there, to add an element of sanity to the process. Of course, me being the "sane" one should tell you exactly how ****ed up a grouping these bastards are.

Wish I could have made it, but don't think the wee ones would have had as much fun as me.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Whatever. Yeager chased me around last year for the cash as if someone was holding his family hostage and he needed it for the ransom money.... Now I'm whining because I'm asking for my share? I think I've asked about 20 times and each time I get cricket noises.

Hmm... I seem to get cricket noises when I ask about my share of the turbid mash lambic we did a couple years ago.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's off the scale, down onto the bulb. Around 1.180.


Of course, the trick is to get it to ferment.

 

[NJstout]

is that snow on the ground?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

It's off the scale, down onto the bulb. Around 1.180.


Of course, the trick is to get it to ferment.

if the U3 is any indication, this time next year there will be no indication where it is...:rockin:

 

[day_trippr]

is that snow on the ground?

"Ground"?

Cheers!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Ground = the solid surface of the earth.

I'm not sure where you're seeing snow, NJstout, but we didn't get much snow this year. And what we got melted pretty quick.

 

[NJstout]

whats all the white

 

[homebeerbrewer]

whats all the white

In which pic?

I see a windshield, and some rocks in this one.

Looks like someone left PTN a turd on his steps.

And this one is a counter. See the chair and staircase in the background?

 

[NJstout]

i c now

 

[paulthenurse]

The turd was actually a piece of steel wool that I twisted around to make look like a turd then I told Chris that McKenzie had dropped a deuce on the stairs. (For want of a better word, McKenzie is Chris's 'dog.' I use the term dog quite loosely, it's more like a rat. In a sweater. Imagine a grown man walking a bug-eyed dog who's wearing a sweater! And Chris wonders why we say he's a little light in the loafers.)

Knowing he wouldn't believe me, I took a picture of the 'scene of the crime.' You should have heard him squeal "McKenzie!!!" when he dashed into the house, it was actually quite pitiful. Then you should have heard him scream, "You ARSEHOLE!!!!!!" when he realized he's been had.


Again.

PTN

 

[PaulTheOriginal]

The boy is going to go Clayton Osbon on you some day. Just you wait and see. The way he's wound up, when that spring goes, it will be like a hand grenade.

FWIW, he didn't look all that good this morning when I picked up my stuff. Looked like he might have been looking for Ralph O'Rourke's Buick.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're probably right, someday he's going to go all beaux coux dinky dau on my arse.


Here, look. I've got my scared face on.



Don't I look scared?

 

[DakotaRules]

It'll be more like he's wearing your right butt cheek as a hat and drinking blueberry beer outta your skull.

"Where's Paul? He's here don't worry…"

 

[paulthenurse]

That's why I'm usually there, to add an element of sanity to the process. Of course, me being the "sane" one should tell you exactly how ****ed up a grouping these bastards are.

Ya. What he said.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I accidentally showed up at the Yard House over by Fenway about an hour and a half ago. Solid beer list. TON of taps but not a ton of beers that blow you away. Their "house" beers are brewed by Firestone Walker and I just had their Amber. It didn't suck. Went with a Jack D'Or with my sushi and now going Nugget Nectar. They have the Duchesse but only in 750 bottles. Fckers.

Food is a lot better than I was expecting.

 

[the_bird]

I'm pretty sure someone was murdered in our office bathroom over the weekend.

Went in to... uh, catch on up on some reading this morning, and the place had been cleaned. OVER-cleaned. Like, they used many gallons of bleach; the grout used to be fairly dark, now it's almost white. Like, someone got their throat cut, and the perp was a little too aggressive in cleaning up the mess. They NEVER clean the ****ter like that - something is amiss.

Anyone know where I can get some luminol?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oooooooh. strike one!!! My Apt 12 just showed up at 38 degrees.

Fck this place

 

[paulthenurse]

Did you stick "Litttle Cape" down the bottle neck to check the temperature?

Who carries a friggin' thermometer into a bar to check the temperature of the beer?

Oh ya...

Our boy, Brian! The bartender's just LOVE it when he walks in the door.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm pretty sure someone was murdered in our office bathroom over the weekend.

Went in to... uh, catch on up on some reading this morning, and the place had been cleaned. OVER-cleaned. Like, they used many gallons of bleach; the grout used to be fairly dark, now it's almost white. Like, someone got their throat cut, and the perp was a little too aggressive in cleaning up the mess. They NEVER clean the ****ter like that - something is amiss.

Anyone know where I can get some luminol?

Someones been watching too many 'Quincy' reruns.

 

[the_bird]

"Forensic Files." I always watch that right before going to bed; the_Wife gets a little perturbed at how often it's the spouse that's doing the murdering. Screaming "The husband did it!!" decidedly does NOT work to get her in the mood for nighttime activities.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Are you sure you weren't in the ladies room? I made that mistake at my last company. They had a series of duplicate buildings on campus. I always took a right to go into the men's restroom on my side of the building. First week at the lab on the other side of the building I was rushing to the bathroom and took a quick right. Sadly since the building were an exact mirror the men's room wasn't on the right. First I was freaked out by how clean it was (altho this is engineering so it probably never gets used), then I was even more shocked to find out that they had free condom machines on this side of the building: "What the hell is going on over on this side of the building that they're giving away conodoms?" Then it hit me when I notice there were no urinals and now realize that isn't a condom machine. I probably exited the place just as quick as I entered before anyone could scream and mace me.