The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

They have a ton of cap space... we'll see.

should be a very interesting offseason

 

[the_bird]

Wow, I think this is the earliest "Tit Wednesday" I can recall (and it's a Thursday this year!). Nubile young hottie just walked by the office in a little sundress; it's a LITTLE chilly out for her to be dressed like that, but I'm not complaining.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh spring. When crocus and ****ies spring forth after the harsh winter. Saw my first patch of crocus on Saturday and my first hottie dressed like her father clearly didn't see her that morning the very next day. God, I love this time of year!

 

[the_bird]

Next week should be WONDERFUL - mid-70°'s. Taking a vacation day to go hang around NoHo/Amherst and stare at all the college girls.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm headed over to Longwood/Fenway now. Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Best part of being in grad school at what used to an all girl school at 53 is being in a formerly all girls school at 53.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... Well... I'm just f!?)in drinkin

 

[paulthenurse]

Cool. I get out in a few hours. Where you drinkin'?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I could go for a few drinks myself

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sht. C'mon Pauly, you know how to track me down and on the threads ain't it. Just saw your post. I hit a few different places

 

[paulthenurse]

Sht. C'mon Pauly, you know how to track me down...

I know but I always feel weird going into those drag bars of yours and walking out with you dressed in your 'special party outfits'. People look at me funny when we walk down the street. I know, I know, I'm the one with the issue, but still...

 

[paulthenurse]

I just started to do one of your moves and googled "image ugly drag queen" but im sitting at a bar realized that the union laborer on my left and the bus mechanic on my right would probably kick my ass before I could post those pics.

Potential for busting Capes ass 4/10

Potential for the twin Archie Bunkers to kick my ass 11/10

I decided to cut you some slack.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I just started to do one of your moves and googled "image ugly drag queen" but im sitting at a bar realized that the union laborer on my left and the bus mechanic on my right would probably kick my ass before I could post those pics.

Potential for busting Capes ass 4/10

Potential for the twin Archie Bunkers to kick my ass 11/10

I decided to cut you some slack.

Yeah, I bet you left the bar to google those pics. You just have to look at 'em, don't you.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm going with the theory that you can have three pints of Guinness for every wedge of cabbage and two per six ounces of corned beef. Turnips and parsnips don't count, and just take up room, so they'll get left in the pot till tomorrow's breakfast.



Assuming I'm still alive tomorrow morning.

 

[DakotaRules]

That's it?!?! Man up and drink till you pass out! Then wake up and drink some more. You have Sunday too!

 

[yeager1977]

He's not Irish. Though based in Alice's comments you might think he is....

 

[paulthenurse]

He's not Irish. Though based in Alice's comments you might think he is....

Son of Duffy, son of Cotter, son of Walsh and son of Comerford. You're right, Chris, I ain't got a drop of green in my blood.

 

[modernlifeisANDY]

I am proud to say that I did not drink a Guinness today.

Some Nugget Nectar though, yum!

 

[DakotaRules]

ESB, Flanders Red, Stella Artois, Black IPA, Bigfoot blend 2008, 2009, & 2010, American IPA, I think that's it. In bed now.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I had a Heady Topper, and a Gueuze. I don't think either are Irish, but I'm far from Irish. Happy St. Pat's day.

 

[paulthenurse]

Whiskey in me jar.

 

[paulthenurse]

Well it's no, nea, never
No, nea, never no more
Will I evvvvvv, er be sober
No never, no more.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

3 crown royal and ginger followed by 3 mayflower IPA's, thats about it for me

 

[modernlifeisANDY]

I also had some Prima Pils and Stone Pale Ale!

 

[Cape Brewing]

uuuuuuuuuuuugggggfdsfgtttk

need... 500 CC's of... bacon... stat

 

[nhwrecker]

Son of Duffy, son of Cotter, son of Walsh and son of Comerford. You're right, Chris, I ain't got a drop of green in my blood.

Jeez PTN, you had 4 fathers? No wonder you're confused. Did you get to pick your last name, or was it alphabetical, and you ended up with the first one on the list?

 

[the_bird]

Jeez PTN, you had 4 fathers? No wonder you're confused. Did you get to pick your last name, or was it alphabetical, and you ended up with the first one on the list?

It's not that he has four fathers, it's just that they hadn't perfected paternity tests back when he was born.

 

[paulthenurse]

You guys are jealous cause I can narrow down the potentials to just four, unlike SOME of you...

cough Cape. cough cough Dakota. cough cough cough the_bird.

I'd include Yeager but I believe there's a difference between not knowing who yo Daddy is and yo Daddy refusing to admit it.

 

[DakotaRules]

I can fortunately trace my lineage back to the 12th century thank you very much.

 

[paulthenurse]

I knew the AKC kept detailed records but didn't realize they went back THAT far!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Maybe they kept records of Oxyclean though!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!