The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[nhwrecker]

Warts, worts, old ladies, my old lady, SWMBO, H1N1, aka honenone -wait, Hon None, thoat sounds an awful lot like what I hearate on a Friday night. Wow, this beer world is harder to live in than I thought...with deep wreck diving, I just had to worry about dying fast. Now I gutta worry about my beer killing other people, oe attracting unwanted old ladies. Well, I guess it would matter where the warts are.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't worry Mort, even Cape's beer hasn't ever actually killed anybody.

 

[nhwrecker]

Worry? Not me. Worrying gives you warts.

Do you guys know anyone in Brew free or die? I think I'd like to join and start going to meetings, but there's not much info on the website. I was just talking to one of the brewers at Martha's Exchange in Nashua (Mark Harrington), and he recommended the club. The South Shore's too far to drive home from a late meeting on beer, at least until I perfect that whole autopilot thing for pickups

 

[paulthenurse]

Bring Pat and have her drive home. Duh!

 

[paulthenurse]

Is there anything in the world, other than a BJ, that makes you feel as good, with absolutely no effort on your part, as dropping a gigantic deuce?

 

[motobrewer]

yes. combine the two.

 

[the_bird]

You mean a blumpkin?

 

[PaulTheOriginal]

Is there anything in the world, other than a BJ, that makes you feel as good, with absolutely no effort on your part, as dropping a gigantic deuce?

More so if you're at Yeager's house dropping one; and then telling him afterward that the toilet is plugged.

 

[DakotaRules]

More so if you're at Yeager's house dropping one; and then telling him afterward that the toilet is plugged.

+1000!
That takes the cake!

 

[paulthenurse]

I forgot about that. The look one his face was priceless.

"Hey Chris. Sorry but i choked the bowl in the upstairs bathroom. I looked all over but couldn't find a plunger anywhere and it's overflowing."

He takes off like his ass is on fire and you looked over at me and said, "I bet you didn't even drop knickers, you made that whole thing up, right?"

"Yup."

About that moment we hear a high pitched "You *******!" from inside.


Priceless.

 

[yeager1977]

Both of you bite me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You'd like that wouldn't you?? You dirty little monkey.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's exactly what he looked like when he came back down, a pissed off monkey. All angry, jumping up and down and spitting.

It was highly entertaining.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So is Flounder now Monkey-Boy?

 

[the_bird]

Just as an FYI, Unibroue's La Terrible?

****ing wonderful.

 

[paulthenurse]

Read last night that George Frazier has advanced liver cancer and doesn't have many rounds left. Went to YouTube and watched his three fights with Ali.
Farkin'A!!! Those dudes could flat out box. Boxing is such a joke now you forget what a great sport it was.

 

[day_trippr]

I blame Gisele...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

[ame]http://youtu.be/F8jSMSRfMp4[/ame]

I find myself missing George this morning.


PTN

I'd appreciate it if someone would fix this so that the video link is on the thread.

Me dumb.

 

[paulthenurse]

[ame]http://youtu.be/fkmTlVV4lnk[/ame]


http://youtu.be/madax7-lMvM
I don't even like Prince but he hit this one out of the park.

 

[paulthenurse]

[ame]http://youtu.be/ufLRdd_bo3w[/ame]


Take hold of my hand,

So that I might understand...

 

[Cape Brewing]

you're creepy

 

[paulthenurse]

http://youtu.be/TQXx-PKTOw0

We was Fab.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nah, just reminiscing. A friend died yesterday.

 

[paulthenurse]

Last one...

[ame]http://youtu.be/Z7bBLE1EAIw[/ame]

 

[paulthenurse]

I lied. This is the last one...

[ame]http://youtu.be/a_XG_YlTPPQ[/ame]

 

[the_bird]

Know anyone who wants to buy a charming three-bedroom on a quiet street in the middle of nowhere?

Weird day for me today. I've been busting my ass on this place for eight years, really reaching a crescendo this past weekend... and now trying to get it sold to move across town. Can't say it's not a little emotional.

But, need some ****ing space, and I'd much rather make beer than do construction work every weekend.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No way dude. Isn't like that movie Deliverance way the ef out there??

 

[paulthenurse]

I had my moments of reflection this morning, thinking about life, death and friends. Looks like Cape's spending his evening thinking back fondly to that canoe trip he took with Moto, MuttonChop and Yeager.

To this day Yeager cries when he hears the term 'pretty mouth.'

 

[paulthenurse]

Jay, you did a nice job fixing the place up. It will sell quickly and you'll be in the new place shortly. Where are you going?

 

[bluemoose]

North Adams?