The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

No dander is up. We just don't wanna go down a politics path. The debate forum has plenty of that if folks are interested. No harm no foul.


Quality work there PTN.

 

[DakotaRules]

Hey flounders back! Where's the gravity at??????

 

[yeager1977]

Not back. In redneck country(Tennessee). Last read was last Wednesday. 1090 on one and 1080 on the other.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You should make a bigger initial starter next time.

 

[yeager1977]

Or not let my co-brewer double the recipe?

 

[Cape Brewing]

If you had made a big enough starter, the volume wouldn't have been an issue.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh shut up! Both of you.

 

[yeager1977]

Ok PTN junior.... I made the right starter for the size batch that was determined two weeks before the brew. Then senior decided to make one final change as always happens.... Come on you know the deal with mr know it all...... Dont give me crap for your fathers failures.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're in the same cage with Rookie and the other n00b

 

[paulthenurse]

I MAY have underestimated the Olde Townes Teams character.

I'm man enough to admit my potential boo boo's.

In this case I'm glad to be wrong.

 

[yeager1977]

I MAY have underestimated the Olde Townes Teams character.

I'm man enough to admit my potential boo boo's.

In this case I'm glad to be wrong.

Cape mark the date and time he admitted a mistake.

PTN what grown man uses the freaking word boo boo? Wtf?

 

[paulthenurse]

PTN what grown man uses the freaking word boo boo? Wtf?

I do.

And if you keep running your mouth I'm goin' to put a doozy of a boo boo on your skinny arse.

PTN

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Paul... SOLID call on the fkin mid-May hysterical fit about bad the Sox suck. Where are they this morning there cheif?? Oh, first place in the AL East with the best record in the American league and one game off the best record in all of baseball.

You would think I would get tired of you lookin like a ******* all the time... But I really don't.

 

[paulthenurse]

I hope you have a stroke.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What do you think will be higher in September... The Sox win total or your U's gravity above 1?

 

[paulthenurse]

I bet the U gravity and your total number of friends will be pretty damned close.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Paul... now that you've gone back to basics and are just doing extract batches... have your beers gotten any better?

 

[paulthenurse]

Well since I don't add two quarts of Oxyclean per batch like SOMEONE we all know, the extract batch I did is quite tasty. Thanks for asking

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who does that? I used to accidently dump some Star San into my mash by not flushing one circuit in my rig but never Oxyclean so I don't know who you're talking about.

Now Paul... on those extract batches... just becuase the air lock isn't actively bubbling... that's does NOT mean that you're not getting any fermentation. Now, I know.. I know... you're a little pre-conditioned to think things aren't fermenting but on this one, you need to just RDWHAHB.

 

[the_bird]

Cape, I know we were drinking but I very distinctly remember you informing us that it was Oxiclean in your system that you hadn't flushed out properly. I can't imagine Star-San having that much of an effect, anyway.

 

[paulthenurse]

Given the way his beer tastes I'd venture to guess he cleans his system with Draino.

( Oh wait... I promised that I would be a kinder and more gentle PTN. I should delete that. Nah, f*** that.)

 

[Cape Brewing]

It was Star San Bird... and are you kiddin'??? Star San in a mash would drop the PH down to about freakin' .5.

No wonder I was having efficiency issues being all over the road.

 

[DakotaRules]

Not to piss on anyone shoes but I remember hearing OXY too.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think i said oxy.

It was star san.

There... Now everyone can sleep soundly tonight.

 

[paulthenurse]

THANK YOU, SCHWEET BABY JEBUS!!!

Finally a night without tossing and turning till 5am wondering exactly WHAT Cape put in his beer to make it taste so bad!

Can I get an amen?

 

[paulthenurse]

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!

I was wrong. I bailed on the Sox early and now I need to put my tail between my legs and admit that I was dead assed wrong. This is the team it was billed as. Unbelievable that they could be so freaking bad early on but thats why they play all 162.

I stand here waiting to accept all ridicule directed towards me, I deserve it

PTN

 

[RMitch]

Finally some decent weather.

Edit: ****. The sun came back out.

 

[the_bird]

Here's another mea culpa, for Cape. I didn't think the NFL owners and players were going to come to an agreement before training camp. I figured best-case, we'd lose out on 4-6 games this season. But, looks like they've reached an agreement and there's talk that free agency may begin this afternoon.

I'll still be absolutely shocked if there's more than 50 games of an NBA season next year.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!

I was wrong. I bailed on the Sox early and now I need to put my tail between my legs and admit that I was dead assed wrong. This is the team it was billed as. Unbelievable that they could be so freaking bad early on but thats why they play all 162.

I stand here waiting to accept all ridicule directed towards me, I deserve it

PTN

WTF PTN? Don't give up now if you're a true Masshole. I hope you leave something in the tank to start hitting all the panic buttons once they loose their first playoff game!!! Suck it up and get on the wagon!! There's always hope for our true optimism to shine thru in MA.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Here's another mea culpa, for Cape. I didn't think the NFL owners and players were going to come to an agreement before training camp. I figured best-case, we'd lose out on 4-6 games this season. But, looks like they've reached an agreement and there's talk that free agency may begin this afternoon.

I'll still be absolutely shocked if there's more than 50 games of an NBA season next year.

yeah... the NBA sucks... the NFL though? I dunno, it REALLY came down to the wire but I really would have been shocked if they started missing games. The league is just WAYYYYYYYYYY too successful right now to go and &^*$ it all up.

meh... it's over. now we can start getting fired up for some games!!