The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Bruins... hands down. There are plenty of beerfests. The B's only make it to the Stanley Cup finals once every forty years or so.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Remdog's new place is staggering distance from the Trade center. I'm sure the crowds will head there afterwards so I'll be leaving early to get a good spot at the bah.

Then again I can stream my cable feed to my droid if I'm in a pinch

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why go to Remdog's?? You've got a bunch of other much-better beer places, where the game will be on, that are a lot closer

(I have slingbox too... it's sick)

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Slingobx is the bomb. Awesome for daylong tailgating at the Pat's game.

Remdog's Seaport is just down the street like 1k ft. Beer list is acceptable. What do you recommend?

 

[Cape Brewing]

We just throw up the high def antenna at the Pats. Local stations are fine for us.

AHHH... sorry... I thought you were talking about Remy's place over by Fenway.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Somewhat acceptable:

http://www.jerryremysseaport.com/MONSTERWALL/tabid/620/language/en-US/Default.aspx

 

[bluemoose]

and boy am I happy I got out of that gawd fasaken state. Been out for yeas and still trying to scrub the masshole stink off. The only good thing about Massachusetts is it's view of Vamont. Well that and Mike's Pastries!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Good riddance ya barefoot granola-eatin hippy.... and I don't think that stink is the "masshole".... it's probably you're "all nature" bathing regiment.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

and boy am I happy I got out of that gawd fasaken state. Been out for yeas and still trying to scrub the masshole stink off. The only good thing about Massachusetts is it's view of Vamont. Well that and Mike's Pastries!

Has the snow thawed yet so you can use the internet???..

 

[paulthenurse]

Been out for yeas and still trying to scrub the masshole stink off.

You're not seriously trying to get us to believe that you tree huggin', wool underwear wearin', bovine boinkers actually bathe, are you?

 

[paulthenurse]

the_bird comes from Vermont.

'nuff said .

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I am heading to the beerfest Friday night myself

 

[bluemoose]

You're not seriously trying to get us to believe that you tree huggin', wool underwear wearin', bovine boinkers actually bathe, are you?

Correction:

we hug hops, not trees
we wear synthetics now
sheep push back
and we've got a crick right out back.

 

[bluemoose]

Has the snow thawed yet so you can use the internet???..

Internet in Vermont? I was only able to post becasue I am driving through New Hampshire!

 

[paulthenurse]

That pretty much says it all, compared to Vermont, New Hampshire is cosmopolitan.

So let me ask you, in Vermont is a 'net' three tomato soup cans tied together with butchers twine? And how is Arnold Zucker these days?

 

[paulthenurse]

So exactly what does your garden variety Congressman need to get caught doing before he resigns in disgrace? Apparently sending pictures of your junk to a woman 20 years your junior to whom you are not married doesn't cross that line. God help us all.

 

[PaulTheOriginal]

From MSNBC.com:

After days of denials, a choked-up New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed Monday

The highlight says it all.

 

[bluemoose]

So exactly what does your garden variety Congressman need to get caught doing before he resigns in disgrace? Apparently sending pictures of your junk to a woman 20 years your junior to whom you are not married doesn't cross that line. God help us all.

How many of the last 5 speakers of the house have been indicted down there?

 

[paulthenurse]

Not enough of the farkers, that's for sure.

 

[Cape Brewing]

please don't start a democrat vs republican angle to this thread. please.

its been so much fun talking stupidity. Let's not make it THAT stupid though.

 

[paulthenurse]

I agree with Cape, let's it go there. I think we can all agree that it serves no purpose to point fingers at yet another politician who got caught with his pants down and say he did XYZ because of his ideology. They're ALL *********s. Democrats, Republicans, Tea Bags. Crooks, thieves and charlatans, every damn one of them.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(nodding in agreement with the big man)

 

[DakotaRules]

Wow an agreement from both of you! What's this thread coming too!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

If we keep THAT craP up Mutton Chop will shut us down.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hope he doesn't wear that hat out at the NHC. There will be no chics for the rest of us.

 

[the_bird]

I hope he doesn't wear that hat out at the NHC. There will be no chics for the rest of us.

You remember the shirt, right? I don't think you have to worry.

 

[Cape Brewing]

are you KIDDING?? The hop-vine cowboy shirt KILLLLLLLLLS with the ladies. KILLS

 

[bluemoose]

Didn't mean to get the dander up. Just meant that corruption and stupidity are institutions in the commonwealth, regardless of party. Speaking of parties, how was the brewfest? Just met an old friend from NH on this sight that was headed down.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Like a hop vine cowboy,
Dark back rooms with the boys,
It's a nauseating rodeo!

He's a hop vine cowboy
Mutton chops, embroider shirt,
He' an ass-kickin' mod, Oh No!

Piss him off and you're done
Tex's Mutton-chopped dog
With a bone

 

[yeager1977]

I agree with Cape, let's it go there. I think we can all agree that it serves no purpose to point fingers at yet another politician who got caught with his pants down and say he did XYZ because of his ideology. They're ALL *********s. Democrats, Republicans, Tea Bags. Crooks, thieves and charlatans, every damn one of them.

Tea bags says it all...