The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... It sounds way lamer when you say it...

 

[DakotaRules]

Ya it does! I still want the bb crack you had on tap.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The whah?

 

[DakotaRules]

I believe it was blueberry wheat. I told my wife about it and she is very interested in a good summer beer.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager is Lord of All Things Blueberry. But according to him he doesn't drink it. His 5' 1" 95# wife puts away five gallons every two weeks. Right.

 

[yeager1977]

I make it about 3 times a year. Modeled after wachusett

 

[DakotaRules]

Do you do an ale or a lager? Could you send me the recipe?

 

[Cape Brewing]

My SWMBO made that BB beer. I told her if she wanted it she had to make it. It was actually kind of a fun day. I say back, had a beer and told her how to do things.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeager's recipe:


1) dump two cases of bud light in a corny
2) add blueberries
3) force carb

"yeah... Its tough grtting it to dry out but... Well... I have mad skills"

 

[DakotaRules]

I would like both if you guys send them my way. My SWMBO wouldn't brew it but it let's me brew and get in a few other ingredients on the shopping list, if you know what I mean. "Babe this recipe calls for 2 bags of 55lbs of 2 row, trust me"

 

[yeager1977]

Really easy recipe on my part. In my experience brewing non a$$ beer with pbw, I find extract flavors are better than blueberry puree because of the wine factor.

My recipe

10 gallons

17.5 pounds British 2 row
2.5 pounds wheat
2 ounces saaz hops

Standard all grain bs. Boil the hops for one hour or till ten gallons
Ferment with dry safe ale so4
At keg time 6 ounces Crosby baker blubberry extract per five gallon keg.


Comes out just like wachusett

 

[DakotaRules]

Cool. I have used the purees in the past and that means secondary and crash cooling to preserve flavors. I don't have my kegerator so that will help.

 

[DakotaRules]

What are you guys planning for summer beers? Just throwing it out there?

 

[yeager1977]

Pale ale, and IPA usually

 

[DakotaRules]

I'm planning my ESB and IPA but need the BB for SWMBO.

 

[DakotaRules]

Bird whatcha brewing this summer? Is it in the plans or are the house projects taking all your time?

Speaking of your house did you get your BBQ thing going?

 

[the_bird]

I have nothing planned right now. Got a couple beers to get kegged, but I'll be drinking a lot of commercial for a while. Lot of Mickey-Mouse stuff to do around the house, just a lot of dinky little projects that need to get done (and maybe gutting the living room).

Think I decided I don't really have room to keep a big BBQ at the house. I've got a better fire pit now, but only because I cut down a tree to make some more room.

 

[DakotaRules]

Just an update for the people who use BeerSmith. The pre-order started today for BeerSmith 2.0, if you have version 1.4 you can upgrade for 16.95.

 

[paulthenurse]

That is VERY disturbing. Very disturbing.


And no, I don't mean the update...

 

[the_bird]

Yeah, I don't know how I feel about Dakota's apparent obsession with grabbing Paulie's nuts.

Actually, I do know how I feel about it. Nauseous.

 

[paulthenurse]

You think it makes YOU nauseous? You got nothin'!!!!!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

ya he does have an infatuation with ur nuts...well, 15 more min left im my Wildflower Wheat mash...anyone else brewing?

 

[yeager1977]

Im doing my usual IPA on Sunday night. Was gonna be Monday but my kids want to spend time with me on my birthday.....

 

[paulthenurse]

Im doing my usual IPA on Sunday night. Was gonna be Monday but my kids want to spend time with me on my birthday.....

No they don't, Mummy is making them.

 

[PaulTheOriginal]

Im doing my usual IPA on Sunday night. Was gonna be Monday but my kids want to spend time with me on my birthday.....

IPA's are made with 50% wheat malt and 4 ozs. of blueberry extract? Oh, wait, you wrote that it's your usual IPA - now I've got it.

 

[paulthenurse]

IPA's are made with 50% wheat malt and 4 ozs. of blueberry extract? Oh, wait, you wrote that it's your usual IPA - now I've got it.

In my best Howard Cosell voice...


"Down goes Flounder! DOWN GOES Flounder!!!!"

 

[yeager1977]

IPA's are made with 50% wheat malt and 4 ozs. of blueberry extract? Oh, wait, you wrote that it's your usual IPA - now I've got it.

Nice real nice......

 

[Cape Brewing]

Flounder's IPAs are "triple hopped"

 

[paulthenurse]

Last time I was over there when he was 'brewing' he told me he wanted to cut down on the hops so that 'the blueberries could shine through.' He said he was inspired by your ride and was going to call his next batch the "H2."

You should feel honored. Sorta.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ehhhh. Ok.

Maybe at some point someone can explain what that even means.