The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Who said that???? Those words were never posted by me. I dont know whats going through YOUR head Bird.

Sick bastid

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh dear... that's unfortunate

 

[Cape Brewing]

RUN PAUL!!! Run away!!! Don't let that cannibal get you!!!!!!

Oh dear... He got you. Now you're in trouble.

 

[paulthenurse]

Great. I wake up this morning suffering from a headcold, to find a picture of myself with the same hairstyle I had at 17, getting porkslapped by Dennis Rodman.

I'm going back to bed.

 

[the_bird]

I know you spent a lot of time on that Cape, and I have zero 'shop skills myself....

But I'm really confused.

Is that Dennis Rodman anally raping PTN in a wig? Is that a crab in his hair?

On second thought, I'd really rather not know.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya, I honestly don't want to know what he's using for 'inspiration in his creative process.'

PTN

 

[DakotaRules]

Haha love it that's too funny! I didn't get anything done last night but I'm going to have to play with Photoshop tonight.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We muhst protect da Twinkies!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't feel like less of a man because you don't have a big .50 caliber firearm like mine, Brian. I'm sure your SWMBO is quite satisfied with your Daisy BB gun. Really.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Save dah Twinkies!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, did you get the smell of that putrid shark aired out of the bar? Gawd damn!
That sheet stank worse than CCWR

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I think you may be a little confused from eating that putred rotten shark

 

[the_bird]

Wait, I'm confused. I thought it was Dakota that smelled like rotten chum?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Joos texted me this mornibg saying his SWMBO called him out on it... "you smell like rotten fish!"

That stuff was ridiculous.

 

[DakotaRules]

Wait, I'm confused. I thought it was Dakota that smelled like rotten chum?

Nope, that's the dead hooker you and Paul killed, guess you didn't get the smell off yet.

 

[DakotaRules]

 

[paulthenurse]

Nope, that's the dead hooker you and Paul killed, guess you didn't get the smell off yet.

We don't need to kill them, they throw themselves at us. It's a blessing and a curse.

Actually this is all in reference to the putrified and fermented Grreenland shark I brought home from Iceland. Brought some to the SSBC meeting the other night. Tried by many, enjoyed by few, noted by all. That stuff makes dead hooker taste and smell like a spring day.

 

[paulthenurse]

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Twin sons.

Different muddahs.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape, is it time yet to worry that da Sox suck? I think at midway through May we have a representative sample and the statistics are backing up what the eyeballs told us much earlier, and that is that this is a team of underachievers. They SHOULD win 100 games on paper. They may win 85 on grass.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He's down in the NFL lockout bunker and not answering the phone.

 

[paulthenurse]

He gets like that every year around this time.

Jonesing for Tommy. I was like that with Hog Hannah, back in the day.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(shaking my head at how pathetically hysterical you are)

 

[DakotaRules]

Imagine that, Paul longing for another man?!?!?

 

[Cape Brewing]

(looking around hoping to find a lot less sand)

 

[DakotaRules]

So......How bout them Sox?????.........

 

[Cape Brewing]

Waaaaaaa!!! Waaaaaa!!! My hair is on fire!!! They suck! It's the middle of May and they don't have a 12 game lead in the AL East!!! Sell the team to the Koreans and burn down Fenway!!! Waaaaaa!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm getting guff over my "panty dropper" fruit beer from guys in the club and I'm thinkin they can all go, make a really tight fist and see how fah they can get it up their own azz.

I didn't make it FOR ME. Its a freakin' mid-July cookout... There will be ladies there... Some of whom it might be worth seein' all nekid and shlt.

So??? Solution? A 7.5% Apricot lager.

Made ten gallons of a 1068 helles and am going to toss six lbs of apricot puree in the secondary.

Gots ta git the IIIPA going soon... You know, the one that is too hoppy and upsets Paul's tummy? That one.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I wasnt giving you crap, I was just questioning what kind you were making...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who said I was talkin about you?

 

[DakotaRules]

I love my apricot ale, if anyone give me sh!t then uck them. My wife drinks it and so do I, that's all that matters. If you don't like it then don't drink it, also dont come to me in a month asking for the recipe cause your girl liked it so much at my party and got lucky that night. Now shes telling you, you have to make it!

That's my rant, thanks for playing.