The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

I like the idea of PTO joining in but he's not a big fan of the style. I'll ask anyways. That will teach that limp dick Dakota to mind his manners!

PTN

 

[DakotaRules]

Limp dick huh, at least I can see my limp dick with out a mirror on the floor.

 

[DakotaRules]

and my manners are limited

 

[paulthenurse]

Salty is on the pine tonight, Tek's catching Beckett. An indightment of Salty?

 

[the_bird]

They can't give up on him already. It's game 4, and they can't rely on 'Tek all year. Tito's usually uber-protective of his guys, he knows that they're going to need Salty this season so I wouldn't read any more into this than 'Tek being a guy who's going to play once or twice a week.

'Tek always seems to do well early in the season, anyway, maybe he's hoping it'll happen again.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

They can't give up on him already. It's game 4, and they can't rely on 'Tek all year. Tito's usually uber-protective of his guys, he knows that they're going to need Salty this season so I wouldn't read any more into this than 'Tek being a guy who's going to play once or twice a week.

'Tek always seems to do well early in the season, anyway, maybe he's hoping it'll happen again.

Like sitting Crawford because he's trying too hard.....

 

[the_bird]

Salty's catching tonight. Makes a lot more sense than sitting him, if you need the kid to contribute this year it's not going to help his confidence to sit him down after three tough games.

Crawford's in the 2-spot tonight, too.

Makes sense, if anything Tito's always been way overprotective of his players even as they struggle. Sitting Salty didn't really make any sense. Let's just hope he at least makes contact tonight.

 

[olllllo]

I'm picking up that you massholes have something salty in your craws and it ain't tit.

 

[paulthenurse]

I have no idea what you are talking about. Salty tits? WTF does that even mean?

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

After giving it a minutes thought I have to admit to enjoying a little lick after she takes off her wetsuit but since you aren't within 500 miles of an ocean I still got no idea what you are babbling about.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Freakin' Thread Narc. He better start makin' friggin coherant posts or he'll be known as the ******* formally allowed to post in our cool Masshole thread.

 

[olllllo]

Rules and Standards are great. Enforcement is a bitch.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh we'll enforce there Captain Mutton Chops. We have our ways.

 

[paulthenurse]

We can put you in the penalty box, right?

Jay, a little help here!

 

[olllllo]

Revvy had the seks

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/it...-its-real-now-221992/index13.html#post2810124

 

[paulthenurse]

Captain Mutton Chops!!! LMAO

 

[paulthenurse]

Who are you fooling? Revvy hasn't had seks in years!

 

[the_bird]

We can put you in the penalty box, right?

Jay, a little help here!

"You do that, you go to the box, you know, two minutes by yourself, you feel shame, you know..."

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ain't touchin the Revvy seks mention. I don't want to get my azz smote.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Ohhhh. Look at that!! A suggestion that it should have gone in the Specialty Cat. Hmmmm. There's an idea!!! Arrrrrrrg.... Why didnt I think I of that!?!

Bird... I'll give you a hint... Paul did the above with the Consecration.

(shaking my head). Paul, Paul, Paul.... What we gonna do with you? Ya crazy bastid.


Oh and Paul... We can just split Dakata's share of the Consecration on the 16th right. Since my ego is too big for him I wouldn't want to torture him with my presence so he can just not come.

Bird... Whatta you doing on the 16th? Feel like driving several hours? We could use another brewer.

Would an observer be ok on the 16th? the 16th of what?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yes. April

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

is this something I can buy a share in as well, or am I just an observer...where would this brew take place?

 

[paulthenurse]

I just had what was at the same time my best idea ever and the worst idea of all recorded time. A Masshole road trip! I'm watching the Sox at Cleveland. First week of the season and there are maybe 5,000 people in the teepee. WTF? The Tribe is still mathematically alive and there are more people in our brew club than there are in the stands. I say we invade the place. I'm too lazy to get out of bed and go downstairs to check the schedule but when the Sox go back there this summer I say we plan on sacking the city

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

May 23-25, and thats it....

 

[paulthenurse]

That's all? Ok, change of plan. Bal'more. They suck, the visiting team always outdraws the O's. Let's do it

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

No weekend game in baltimore either...WTF...Yankees?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Toronto in June

 

[paulthenurse]

That will fo

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Where on the 16th? can I buy a share

 

[PaulTheOriginal]

Toronto in June

Isn't it still snowing in Toronto during June?