Freakin' Thread Narc. He better start makin' friggin coherant posts or he'll be known as the asswipe formally allowed to post in our cool Masshole thread.
We can put you in the penalty box, right?
Jay, a little help here!
Ohhhh. Look at that!! A suggestion that it should have gone in the Specialty Cat. Hmmmm. There's an idea!!! Arrrrrrrg.... Why didnt I think I of that!?!
Bird... I'll give you a hint... Paul did the above with the Consecration.
(shaking my head). Paul, Paul, Paul.... What we gonna do with you? Ya crazy bastid.
Oh and Paul... We can just split Dakata's share of the Consecration on the 16th right. Since my ego is too big for him I wouldn't want to torture him with my presence so he can just not come.
Bird... Whatta you doing on the 16th? Feel like driving several hours? We could use another brewer.
Toronto in June
Where on the 16th? can I buy a share
I just had what was at the same time my best idea ever and the worst idea of all recorded time. A Masshole road trip!
I've been jonesing for some pickled eggs and sausages for a while so I'm planning on making a big batch of that. That will definatley go into the "Snackage" catagory. I think I'll also make a Fatty and some ABT's.
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Since we had the pigs on the fire by 7 there was really nothing to do till afternoon except tend the fire, make the BBQ sauce, bake the baked beans, make the cole slaw, potato salad, garden salad, etc. And lunch for ourselves. You need to make lunch of yourself, so to that end I had prepared a 'Big Fatty' the day before.
Two pounds of ground pork spread out on some Saran Wrap.
A couple of frozen hash brown potato patties.
Some corn and some roasted red peppers go on next.
Then I put on some Pepper Jack cheese and some Mango Chutney.
The whole mess gets wrapped up so that you have a sausage burrito, with all of the good stuff inside the sausage, then you make it all exponentially better by wrapping the whole thing in bacon.
Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce the "Atomic Buffalo Turd."
Some jalepeno peppers, cut in half, deveined, seeded and some cream cheese.
Fill the peppers up with the cream cheese, then the next step is to take some linguica and cut it so that you have a good size stick and lay that on the cream cheese.
Wrap those bad boys up with a rasher of bacon and you are done prepping. Into the smoker they go and don't open the door for an hour or so.
When your hour is up this is what you have.
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yeah... that's what I wanna do... go on the road... with you.
PASSSSSSS
I can barely stand a five hour brew session, never mind a couple of effin DAYS.
I would rather feed my nuts to a rottweiler
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I'm thinking we take Yeager's fathers car and try to find if 'Otis Day and the Knights' are playing anywhere along the route. !!
You know, a road trip to see a game is such a ridiculously bad idea that we really should consider it. I've been to NY and Baltimore and it's a great time. Detroit? Cleveland? Toronto?
Ok so Detroit is just an all around bad idea. Minnesota?
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Cape Brewing said:You mean Yeager's SWMBO's car??
"Oh man... my SWMBO is gonna killlllllll me!!!!!!!"
hee hee hee
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