The "Dear" , "Sincerely" thread

[TXCrash]

Dear work,
Two. More. Days.

Sincerely,
Hope that greener grass isn't astro turf.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Dear Everyone I Know,

I read the article about the local community college offering a one year 'Brewing Science' certification. I have a degree in something I love that I worked very hard to get. Please stop sending me links to the local news hyping this program. It's a few years too late.

Sincerely,
Maybe Next Time

 

[LAHammer]

Dear Yoda,
Seems I'm best at drinking beer -- can't find gainful employment in that area...yet.
Although I can't count them as best, my favorite jobs are golf, fishing, sitting on the beach, sitting by the pool, woodworking, gardening (notice that these can all be accomplished while drinking beer). So far, no employment opportunities in these areas either.
350 days and counting...
Sincerely,
40 years with the same company - motivation is a hard thing to hang on to.

 

[Psylocide]

Dear Everyone I Know,

I read the article about the local community college offering a one year 'Brewing Science' certification. I have a degree in something I love that I worked very hard to get. Please stop sending me links to the local news hyping this program. It's a few years too late.

Sincerely,
Maybe Next Time

Dear Guy,

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

http://wivb.com/2015/02/10/ecc-crafts-program-in-brewing-science/

Sincerely,

Pal.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Dear Guy,

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

http://wivb.com/2015/02/10/ecc-crafts-program-in-brewing-science/

Sincerely,

Pal.

Dear Fartbreath,

Man I will CUT you. I'd be better off asking Flying Bison if I could mop their floors.

Sincerely,
Smartmouth

 

[Psylocide]

Dear Fartbreath,

Man I will CUT you. I'd be better off asking Flying Bison if I could mop their floors.

Sincerely,
Smartmouth

Dear Smartmouth,

They won't be in business long... they're next on Red Bull's "Breweries to Sue" list.

Flying? Gives you wings? Bison? Like, almost like a Bull?

God help them if they use the color red.

Sincerely,

SM2

 

[LAHammer]

"Symmetry is ennui, and ennui is the very essence of melancholy. Despair yawns." - Victor Hugo

Dear CAD,
So THAT's what I have. Too bad you can't pronounce that in "Southern".
Sincerely,
I'm feelin' pretty damn enewey today

 

[Renegades_Brew]

Dear today,

Thank you for not adding anything else to my plate. 4 big events well spaced out at work and one major power outage at home that caused me to have to run home in the middle of the day was quite wonderful.

And thank you for the final gift of the band cleaning their equipment off the stage tonight. You just saved me an extra hour tomorrow morning.

These are the days I love at work. Although long, complex, and a little nerve-racking. I wouldn't want it any other way.

Sincerely,
Full days are awesome!

 

[Roscoebrewdog]

Dear beer,
Thanks for allowing me to clear a room when I want to be alone.
Sincerely,
My a$$

 

[TXCrash]

Dear former employer,


Image below, since this stupid site won't let you place inline images... Or I'm too stupid.

Sincerely,
My boss is such a fvcking baby I still haven't talked to him since putting notice in.

 

[Melana]

Dear former employer,


Image below, since this stupid site won't let you place inline images... Or I'm too stupid.

Sincerely,
My boss is such a fvcking baby I still haven't talked to him since putting notice in.

Awesome.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Dear Out, Free, Actively, etc.

I feel your pain...

Sincerely,
Counting down to retirement (351 days)

Dear 351 days

I'm 30 years old and jealous as h*ll. Brag why dont lol.

Sincerely
Got a long way to go.

 

[Onkel_Udo]

Dear USW striking refinery employees,

I respect your right to strike as a bargaining position. I also think you got a bit screwed last time around.

That being said, you are screwing with my livelyhood. I gave you a week. I will give you one more. After that...well, I must join the majority of the country and start flipping you the bird.

Sincerly,
Hired Gun stuck at home...not wanting to do another tour as a contractor in Iraq

 

[doug293cz]

Dear 351 days

I'm 30 years old and jealous as h*ll. Brag why dont lol.

Sincerely
Got a long way to go.

Dear got a long way to go,

Don't wish old age on yourself. It will get here soon enough.

Sincerely,
Wish I hadn't had to get old before I retired

 

[ubnserved]

Dear Smartmouth,

They won't be in business long... they're next on Red Bull's "Breweries to Sue" list.

Flying? Gives you wings? Bison? Like, almost like a Bull?

God help them if they use the color red.

Sincerely,

SM2

Dear SM2,

Don't give the ahole lawyers any bright ideas,they screw over enough small business owners.

Sincerely,
Not enough shovels to bury all the red BS!

 

[PatrickGoss]

Dear Helms brewery,

I have been "lucky" enough to acquire your products twice.
Sanitation is an important part of brewing. Clean your **** and send a quality product out the door. The first beer I got from you gushed like hell and tasted like spoiled butter and vinegar, the second gushed so hard that I have a bruise on my chest where the cap hit me and it sounded like a gunshot. It also tasted like spoiled butter and vinegar.

You are, in my mind, the worst brewery in the country and I will pay for pbr before I risk a free sip of your beer in the future.

Sincerely,
Ears ringing, sore chest, and can't get this awful taste out of my mouth.

 

[Komocabo]

Dear Ears Ringing,

Yikes!

Sincerely,
They probably should have stayed as home brewers

 

[jhoneycutt]

Dear got a long way to go,

Don't wish old age on yourself. It will get here soon enough.

Sincerely,
Wish I hadn't had to get old before I retired

Dear old retiree
I'm not wishing for old, just retirement. My job hates me and I hate it and there's nothing either of us seem to be able to do,about it.

Sincerely
Need a few days off too

 

[LAHammer]

Dear old retiree
I'm not wishing for old, just retirement. My job hates me and I hate it and there's nothing either of us seem to be able to do,about it.
Sincerely
Need a few days off too

Dear Got a Long / Need a few,
Listen to old retiree - it'll be here before you know it. And it's very seldom that one can skate through a career without significant grief.
Sincerely,
Taking it for the team on a (somewhat) daily basis since 1973 (...346)

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Dear Taking it for the team:
If you could bottle the lube you use & sell it, you'd make a fortune & the country, if not the world, would run a lot more smoothly.
Sincerely, Wishing I had Ron Popeil's savvy.

 

[LAHammer]

Dear Wishing:
Beer ---- Lots of beer.
And calluses...
Sincerely,
Giving it some days (345)

 

[Psylocide]

Dear Beer,

Don't worry... I won't be gone long.

Sincerely,

Sorry for taking a break from you yesterday. It won't happen again.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Dear Gayle King:
STFU!
Sincerely, Me & at least 1/2 of the rest of the country.

 

[Colorowdy]

Dear red headed step child,
I love ya little man. I know better then most livin' here can be hard. Nothing to do. No where to go. You kinda acted like a hoodrat tonight. I will let you and your friend go tonight. I was there once and you are still way more responsible then I was at your age. This is your get outta jail free card for the year. I will always have your back but tread lightly young man.
Sincerely fat old man that don't know $h!t.
P.S. I was pretty wild til I met your mom.

 

[fimpster]

Dear Stian Mong,

MOAR!

Sincerely,
Interwebs

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Dear hops additions,
BOOM!
Sincerely,
Mr. Mong & most HBT'ers from now on

 

[TheCADJockey]

Dear hops additions,
BOOM!
Sincerely,
Mr. Mong & most HBT'ers from now on

Dear Neighbor,

I forgot to boom my last hop addition. Do you think it's infected now?

Sincerely,
Forgot to Mong!

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Dear Neighbor,

I forgot to boom my last hop addition. Do you think it's infected now?

Sincerely,
Forgot to Mong!

Dear Forgot to Mong,
Nah, it's not infected. However, you did most likely make Budweiser instead.
Sincerely,
Boom! releases the hop aroma and flavor

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear West Ham United,

Sorry to burst all those bubbles you've been blowing...

Sincerely,
I'll take the point.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Dear Atlanta,

Please don't go full shutdown for the tiny bit of cold weather that's expected tomorrow morning. I'd like my flights through your airport to go smoothly.

Sincerely,
Seriously, I'll be pretty pissed if you can't handle a few hours of near freezing temperatures