Dear baseball season,
Please be over now. And take American football (pro and college) with you. You're getting in the way of my hockey and my football (the kind actually played with feet). And otherwise, you're getting in the way of everything else on TV.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear Network TV Executive People,
Why come you have to always air every f***ing American football game, and every f***ing baseball game on network TV at night, but you won't play every game of the Stanley Cup FINALS on network TV let alone the rest of the playoffs, let alone the regular season. Let alone EVER playing football outside of Saturdays. I mean, yeah, you gave me more Premier League coverage on the weekends, but DC United is never on TV without cable. And I don't want to pay for cable. And I can't get a decent stream half the time. And even then, still usually have to watch Spurs via stream because you never air them. And almost always have to watch Caps on stream.
Sincerely,
Really doesn't want to pay for cable, and even then couldn't get my wife to go along.
Dear ******s Who Make Both of the Above the Case...
I know where you live and I know where you sleep. You know who you are.
Sincerely,
Me
Dear Giants,
HA HA
Sincerely,
I don't care who wins but I just wanted to mock someone.