The "Dear" , "Sincerely" thread

[BigJack]

Dear Cowboys fan,

Hope you enjoyed the first half. We'll try not to blow the lead, but we probably will.

Sincerely,
The Dallas Cowboys

 

[CJ-3]

Dear Monday,

Can we work this out?

Sincerely,
Me

 

[TheCADJockey]

Dear First Batch I've Brewed Since Getting Back Into It,

Time is up... I'm coming for you when I get out of work, and Hell's comin' with me!

Sincerely,
Just kidding please turn out to be okay, please?!

 

[hunter_le five]

Dear Sportsketball Fans,

Can't we just agree that you're all insufferable?

Sincerely,

Non-Sports Fans

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear Teenagers,

Shut up. Also, aren't you supposed to be in school?

Sincerely,
Adult who wants to eat his lunch in peace

 

[Scele]

Dear Western society,
It used to be accepted to have 6 - 8 session beers during lunch, wtf happened?

Sincerely
Everyone.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Dear Monday,

Why do you have to be a cruel ******?

Sincerely,
Hungover worker

 

[motobrewer]

Dear Western society,
It used to be accepted to have 6 - 8 session beers during lunch, wtf happened?

Sincerely
Everyone.

the 80's. that's what happened.

 

[BGBC]

Dear work tissues,
Why are you so scratchy?

Dear cough drops,
Why do you taste so bad?

Dear sinuses,
Open up so I can just scoop out all that mucus with a spoon.

All Sincerely,
My face

 

[elkshadow]

Dear this thread,

Why are still in the beer discussion forum?

Sincerely,

Should be in the chat forum

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Dear Tom Brady,

You finally suck.thanks!!

Sincerely, Jimmy Garoppolo

 

[Hamaki]

Dear Ken Grossman, Imperial Wizard of Sierra Nevada,

I like a lot of your products but I'm curious - why focus so much energy on events that try to bring all other craft breweries on board? Are those who don't play along viewed in a bad light by the beer drinking public? Are they seen as confidently independent? What's your goal in this, anyway?

Sincerely,

Not a big fan of the Beer Camp 12 pack

 

[fiveohmike]

Dear Alex Smith,

You still suck and are a bust, despite your 5 good games against bad defenses in your career.

Sincerely,

The 49er Faithful

 

[sloanfamilydsm]

Dear Vikings

Enjoy Alex Smith
hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Sincerely
Chiefs Fan

 

[rlmiller10]

Dear Untappd user,

Thank you for turning my hobby into an obnoxious hipster pissing contest. I used to love just chatting about beer and making it, now I'm expected to prove how "beer" I am by revealing my Untappd medal status.

Sincerely,

Guy who's last refuge from social media has been unfortunately compromised.

P.S.
Get off my lawn.

Dear Untapped user

Use beer citizen instead

Regards,

Guy that likes beer, not hipsters

 

[IJesusChrist]

Dear Sports Fans,

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdzsxEKwCHc[/ame]

Sincerely,
Xavier

 

[passedpawn]

Dear this thread,

Why are still in the beer discussion forum?

Sincerely,

Should be in the chat forum

Dear you:

Right! Done.

Sincerely, Me.

 

[Dopeybrew]

Dear drivers in memphis,

STOP DRIVING IN MY BLIND SPOT!!!

Sincerely,
The guy who wants to move over a lane

 

[hunter_le five]

Dear drivers in memphis,

STOP DRIVING IN MY BLIND SPOT!!!

Sincerely,
The guy who wants to move over a lane

Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew in Heavy Traffic

Says the guy posting and driving....

 

[Zepth]

Dear drivers in memphis,

STOP DRIVING IN MY BLIND SPOT!!!

Sincerely,
The guy who wants to move over a lane

Dear everybody,
Let's not get on this topic again.
Sincerely,
Sick of it.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Dear people posting to this thread,
I think we all agree that posts about driving and sports are not any fun and we're sick of them. Posts of Billy-Klubb punching posters of such topics in the berries are still amusing, however, and will be appreciated.
Sincerely,
Someone who wants to see some berry punching

 

[biochemedic]

Dear New LHBS,

You guys are nice, and I like talking with you, but coffee grinders are for grinding coffee, not malted barley... Your $h!tty crush is f*:k!n& killing my efficiency.

Sincerely,
Now I Have To Buy My Own Grain Mill Because You Can't Crush Grain Like I Did Myself At My Old LHBS

 

[elkshadow]

Dear driving in Memphis,

Blind Spot Mirror

Sincerely,

You're welcome

 

[2drunk2]

Dear Hoperation Overload,

Why is the 9.6% ABV not more obvious on your can?

Sincerely,
Jacked On A 4 Pack

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear District Taco,



Sincerely,
Wants another Burrito Mojado

 

[Zepth]

Dear water heater place,
Did you seriously just tell me that "An on demand system requires more wattage to heat the same volume of water as compared to a tank system"? You're an idiot.
Sincerely, Guy with a clue

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Dear Annie,
Thanks for your letter. It was great. You sound neat. We're very excited about meeting you in New York on Valentine's Day and seeing if we are M-F-E-O. See you soon.
Sincerely, Sleepless in Seattle.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Dear Vikings

Enjoy Alex Smith
hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Sincerely
Chiefs Fan

Dear Misquided Chiefs Fan,

Please elaborate.

Sincerely, Confused

 

[jhoneycutt]

Dear Annie,
Thanks for your letter. It was great. You sound neat. We're very excited about meeting you in New York on Valentine's Day and seeing if we are M-F-E-O. See you soon.
Sincerely, Sleepless in Seattle.

Your adopting a?

 

[Komocabo]

Dear poop,

Thanks for leaving (most of) the good stuff behind.

Sincerely,
Anus