Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.
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thataintchicken
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When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated.
Rottnme
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I'm a...I'm a...I'm a very good driver. Very good driver.
who's on first.
Kronin
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DahmEET! Deez Peepole Need AIya!
For more than a year, ominous rumors had been privately circulating among high-level Western leaders that the Soviet Union had been at work on what was darkly hinted to be the ultimate weapon: a doomsday device. Intelligence sources traced the site of the top secret Russian project to the perpetually fog-shrouded wasteland below the Arctic peaks of the Zhokhov Islands. What they were building or why it should be located in such a remote and desolate place no one could say.
seanhagerty
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"Any one else wanna negotiate?"
danorocks17
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consider that a divorce
“This is the one rule of the house. Don't EVER touch my drumset. DON'T TOUCH IT!”
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Ceedubya
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Did you hear that?
Yeah. It's a dickfer.
What's a dickfer?
To pee with.
Yeah. It's a dickfer.
What's a dickfer?
To pee with.
The mole was the greatest character ever created.
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Ceedubya
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Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man
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Ceedubya
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Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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"A boy's best friend is his mother."
"I fart in your general direction."
"He must be a king, he doesn't have any sh*t on him."
"I'm not dead yet"
"You may call me...Tim"
"I fart in your general direction."
"He must be a king, he doesn't have any sh*t on him."
"I'm not dead yet"
"You may call me...Tim"
Ni!
10 chars darn it
10 chars darn it
nows not the time for measuring dicks stuart.. (Taken)
Patrick Bateman: That's a very expensive glass of Chardonnay you're NOT drinking there. It isn't poisoned
Patrick Bateman: Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there
Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!
Patrick Bateman:
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Louis: "Where are we?"
Lestat: "Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice, filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting, proper enough?"
Louis: "We belong in hell."
Lestat: "And what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?"
Louis: "But there was a hell, and no matter where we moved to, I was in it."
Lestat: "Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice, filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting, proper enough?"
Louis: "We belong in hell."
Lestat: "And what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?"
Louis: "But there was a hell, and no matter where we moved to, I was in it."
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure
Kristen Parker: One, two, freddy's coming for you. Three, Four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab a crucifix. Seven, eight, better stay up late. Nine, ten, never... never...
Nancy Thompson: Never sleep again. Where did you learn that rhyme?
Nancy Thompson: Never sleep again. Where did you learn that rhyme?
Kronin
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I know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like half of you half as much as you deserve.
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Ceedubya
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We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
Your name is "you're wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you f****n' ******s?
That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? F**k you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you c***s***er? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
Your name is "you're wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you f****n' ******s?
That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? F**k you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you c***s***er? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
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Ceedubya
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I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.
"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ... "
"What's a ZJ? "
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it. "
"I've got $4. "
"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ... "
"What's a ZJ? "
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it. "
"I've got $4. "
We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: While I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant. The truth is Wyld Stallions will never be a super band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Ted "Theodore" Logan: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have descent instruments.
Ted "Theodore" Logan: Well, how can we have descent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!
Ted "Theodore" Logan: And, that is why we need a triumphant video!
Ted "Theodore" Logan: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have descent instruments.
Ted "Theodore" Logan: Well, how can we have descent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!
Ted "Theodore" Logan: And, that is why we need a triumphant video!
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: [G]eorge Washington: 1. Father of our country.
Ted "Theodore" Logan: 2. Born on Presidents' Day.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: 3. The dollar bill guy.
Ted "Theodore" Logan: 2. Born on Presidents' Day.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: 3. The dollar bill guy.
De Nomolos: Now, what is you're mission?
Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: First, we totally kill Bill and Ted!
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Yeah, then we take over their lives.
Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Then, we utterly destroy them.
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Then, at the Battle of the Bands, we give the speech they we gonna give, except totally different.
Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: First, we totally kill Bill and Ted!
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Yeah, then we take over their lives.
Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Then, we utterly destroy them.
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Then, at the Battle of the Bands, we give the speech they we gonna give, except totally different.
Ferris Bueller: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
Ferris Bueller: [W]e can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of sh**.
Cameron Frye: Not a "piece of sh**."
Ferris Bueller: It is a piece of sh**. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of sh**. I have to envy yours.
Cameron Frye: Not a "piece of sh**."
Ferris Bueller: It is a piece of sh**. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of sh**. I have to envy yours.
Just flipped right to this part in Flesh for Frankenstein:
Ryno
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Scientist Guy: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.
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Ceedubya
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"Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***'ll come back with you."
Madman
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It is not hands that summon us. It is desire.
Pronay
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Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.
Verbal - Usual Suspects
Verbal - Usual Suspects
theguy
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Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
---Uncle Rico ----Napoleon Dynamite
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