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Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.
 
For more than a year, ominous rumors had been privately circulating among high-level Western leaders that the Soviet Union had been at work on what was darkly hinted to be the ultimate weapon: a doomsday device. Intelligence sources traced the site of the top secret Russian project to the perpetually fog-shrouded wasteland below the Arctic peaks of the Zhokhov Islands. What they were building or why it should be located in such a remote and desolate place no one could say.
 
Mole: Did you bring ze rope?
Stan: Check.
Mole: And ze mirror?
Stan: Check.
Mole: And ze buttfor?
Kyle: What's a buttfor?
Mole: For pooping, silly.

The mole was the greatest character ever created.

Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in ze heart with a clotheshanger while I was still in ze womb?

Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable, so I call him a cock-sucking *******, and I get grounded.

Hey! You need to stop thinking with your dick! You need to be on your toes! Because I am not going to be grounded again! Not for you! Not for anybody!

What do you think this is, kid!? TV kiddy hour where we all sit around and lick Barney the dinosaur's ****ing *****?! Huh?! This is real life with consequences you take to ze grave!

(Dying) "Where is your God when you need him? Huh? Where is your beautiful, merciful ****** now? *cough* Here I come, God. Here I come, you ****ing rat... *cough*
 
Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
 
"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"I fart in your general direction."
"He must be a king, he doesn't have any sh*t on him."
"I'm not dead yet"
"You may call me...Tim"
 
Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there
 
Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.

David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?

Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!
 
Patrick Bateman:

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
 
Louis: "Where are we?"
Lestat: "Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice, filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting, proper enough?"
Louis: "We belong in hell."
Lestat: "And what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?"
Louis: "But there was a hell, and no matter where we moved to, I was in it."
 
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure
 
Kristen Parker: One, two, freddy's coming for you. Three, Four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab a crucifix. Seven, eight, better stay up late. Nine, ten, never... never...
Nancy Thompson: Never sleep again. Where did you learn that rhyme?
 
We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

Your name is "you're wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you f****n' ******s?

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? F**k you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you c***s***er? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
 
I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.

"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ... "
"What's a ZJ? "
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it. "
"I've got $4. "
 
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: While I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant. The truth is Wyld Stallions will never be a super band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Ted "Theodore" Logan: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have descent instruments.
Ted "Theodore" Logan: Well, how can we have descent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!
Ted "Theodore" Logan: And, that is why we need a triumphant video!
 
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: [G]eorge Washington: 1. Father of our country.
Ted "Theodore" Logan: 2. Born on Presidents' Day.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: 3. The dollar bill guy.
 
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