Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.
The continuous movie quote thread
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gartj
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Yo Adrian !!
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Ceedubya
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I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
Trubadour
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Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.
Excuse me while I whip this out!
If you die first... I'm definitely going to eat you!
histo320
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4 years just for weed? Damn!
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Ceedubya
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You have smoked yourself retarded
I'm sexy. I'm a scholar. People like me.
All I fed him was some pizza, and some taffy and some funions!
(not a direct quote, I'm druck...leave me the **** alone>)
(not a direct quote, I'm druck...leave me the **** alone>)
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Ceedubya
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Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
The dog ate my stash.
histo320
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Hey Lloyd.
Hey Harry.
How was your day?
Not Bad, fell off the jetway again.
Hey Harry.
How was your day?
Not Bad, fell off the jetway again.
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Ceedubya
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In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.
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Ceedubya
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Jack... Tell me a story.
F**k you!
Oh, that's one of my favorites
F**k you!
Oh, that's one of my favorites
GregR
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what was that girl, a freshman?
she reads at a sophomore level.
she reads at a sophomore level.
ChshreCat
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That's what I love about these High School girls man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do. Yes they do.
Lumburgh f***ed her
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Ceedubya
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This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.
No problem.
I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.
No problem.
I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.
Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man and I'm talkin' about the Dude here sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. In Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man and the Dude was most certainly that, quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide Sometimes there's a man... Sometimes, there's a man. Ah, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I done introduced him enough.
Was it a rat?
A big one!
A big one!
neko
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Mr. Tang agreed to do commercials endorsing our sneakers, food products and cigarettes,
whiskey, mace, switchblades, rat poison.
-Pootie Tang
whiskey, mace, switchblades, rat poison.
-Pootie Tang
khiddy
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What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is-a goin' on here?
Where all the white women at?
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Ceedubya
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Excuse me while I whip this out!
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Ceedubya
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Did you f**k my wife?
ezboarderz
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"I'm drunk, You're drunk, everybodys drunk!"
And here's something else you forgot to factor in - we're not that drunk.
Did you hear that everybody? They're not that drunk! Cheeky bastards!
Did you hear that everybody? They're not that drunk! Cheeky bastards!
travestyofnature
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My name is Ash, and I'm a slave. Near as I can figure its 1200AD and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a life once.
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