The continuous movie quote thread

[DeathBrewer]

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

 

[SchizoFilly]

Barf: HOLY SH!T!
Princess Vespa: How was that?
Lone Starr: Not bad.
Barf: Not bad... for a girl.
Dot Matrix: Hey that was pretty good for RAMBO!

 

[SchizoFilly]

Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Teasle: What?
Trautman: A good supply of body bags.

 

[Ceedubya]

"A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!"

"Then we will fight in the shade."

 

[AKchill]

You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?

 

[Ceedubya]

Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC,
Van Halen, not Van Hagar...

One day I'll have a car that bad-ass. I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies

 

[SchizoFilly]

"Once upon a time deep, deep in the jungle there was a little engine that could and he was chuggin' his way across the enemy line.

chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot

This little engine's mission was to take some AK-47's and a nuclear payload over the mountain to the 20-63 battalion, needless to say there was plenty opposition.
You think that stopped the Little Engine That Could? No-sir-e-Bob, He just kept chuggin’ along…

chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot

Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor. And blood and snot was drippin’ out his eye sockets.
You think that stopped the Little Engine That Could? Damn skippy he just kept chuggin' along.

chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot

It wasn’t till Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives. Just as the Little Engine was making his way across the trestle:

BOOM!

Explosion happened! Blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere

And Bubba come crawling out the back door, both legs missing...
Lula May’s Baby Boy
And he looked up at me, he said

'Payne, I can't feel my legs...'

and I said 'Bubba, they ain't there'

And I looked down and them little bloody nubs was kicking real fast like this here.
And I said, “Bubba, It’s thirty miles to the nearest town, unless you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it.

All of a sudden Charlie was all over the place,
just me and my sidearm.
I had no other alternative but to blast my way out:

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

DIE PIG DIE!
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MAJOR BENSON WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!
BAM! I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!"

 

[Ceedubya]

Dyin aint much of a livin boy

 

[gartj]

Arnold: You are one ugly mother fu@#$r
Predator: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

 

[Ceedubya]

You gonna pull those pistols, or whistle Dixie?

 

[AKchill]

Your birthday today, Daisy. This year you have to make a choice between two life paths. Second chances comes your way. Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax. Your lucky numbers are 84, 23, 11, 78, and 99. What a load of sh*t.

 

[Ceedubya]

Man, I can't believe you. Every time you do coke this s**t happens.

Hey, wait a minute man, how come every time I do coke you say that 'every time you do coke' thing?

 

[AKchill]

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

 

[Ceedubya]

Enough of these pleasantries.
The s**t has hit the fan!

They said they's gonna kill me!

They was here this morning when
I woke up. They punched my face in...

...tore down my Dixie Chicks poster.

They said if I didn't give them back
the drugs and money, I was dead!

But anyway, enough of me.
How about you?

 

[histo320]

Are you sure you want to do this?

Are you kidding? She's hot as hell! I'm just lookin' for a little slap n' pickle.

You're drunk.

Hey... I'm drunk, you're drunk... everybody's drunk!

 

[Ceedubya]

Wayne: Smyrna, Earl's kissing his sister again.

Earl: God damn it, Wayne, I really wish you would stop calling her that.

 

[GregR]

I'm going steady, and I french kiss

so, everybody does that.

yeah but daddy says I'm the best at it.

 

[Homercidal]

Can I wash your back?

I've already washed my back.

How about your front?

 

[Ceedubya]

Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

 

[leapdog]

When you wrote "I love tha p*ssy", were you thinkin of danglin your dice all over Lances forehead?

 

[masonsjax]

They say the f***ing smog is the f***ing reason you have such beautiful f***ing sunsets.

 

[masonsjax]

Keep firing ********!

 

[Homercidal]

We ain't found sht!

 

[Ceedubya]

He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go f**k your mother."

What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go f**k your mother!"

 

[masonsjax]

I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore!

 

[Ceedubya]

God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the *******!

 

[DeathBrewer]

Yeah, someone did die that day. Me. I had the greatest job in the world, brewing cold, fresh joy for thousands. Not to mention all the beautiful beer you could drink, right? They took it away from me. Yep, I'd trade all this in, in a heartbeat, if I could get that feeling back again.

I did my three years up at the county pen. Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah.

 

[AKchill]

Real funny, Deutsch bag.

 

[histo320]

Real Tomato Ketchup Eddie?

Nothing but the best Ckark.

 

[eschatz]

F*** that Sh(t!! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!!!