The continuous movie quote thread

[Cape Brewing]

No thanks Turkish... I'm sweet enough

 

[DeathBrewer]

Why the **** do I want a caravan that's got no ****ing wheels?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Is this some kind of f***ing joke for white c**ts that black c**ts don't get??? Cause I'm not f***ing laughing Nic-o-las!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know you didn't have a part in this Nick because if you did, you wouldn't be strolling in here with that "Oh, what's goin' on here?" look slapped all over your Chevy Chase!

 

[Cape Brewing]

My boy Dale is at the Reno Correctional Facility. He's got some clarity issues. Did some home invasion, sodomy-torture type stuff; wrote a lot of bad checks.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

 

[Trubadour]

What the hell are you? You're a f****n' secretary. F**k you. That's my message to ya: f**k you and you can kiss my @ss and if you don't like it baby I'm going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, f**k you.

 

[CATFISHER74]

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

 

[AKchill]

There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday. She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, he was nuts! He was a fruitcake, Jim!

 

[Ceedubya]

7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

Why?

'Cause you're f****n' fired!

 

[AKchill]

It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions.

 

[StoutFan]

Sol Robeson: The Ancient Japanese considered the Go board to be a microcosm of the universe. Although when it is empty it appears to be simple and ordered, in fact, the possibilities of gameplay are endless. They say that no two Go games have ever been alike. Just like snowflakes. So, the Go board actually represents an extremely complex and chaotic universe.

 

[SchizoFilly]

So that's where I found myself. No, I should choose my words more wisely. This is the world I sought out. The land of the perpetual night party. Day swallowing night and night swallowing day. The crank compressing time like some defying piston on its awesome downstroke. We've been at this for three days... or is it four? Tweakers, lokers, slammers, coming and going, swearing eternal allegiance and undying love for one another, only to wake up after the binge and realize you wouldn't walk across the street to piss on one of them if their head was on fire. Three days. Or is it four? I know what you're thinking, but don't give up on me just yet. Just wait 'til I've told my whole story. And keep your eyes open. Nothing is as it seems.

 

[Ceedubya]

The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

 

[DeathBrewer]

What the hell do you know?

I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.

 

[Turkeyfoot Jr.]

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[AKchill]

I am NOT drinking any ****ing merlot!

 

[CATFISHER74]

i Brewed cold fresh joy for thousands


its so good i wanna stick my dick in it!


That brewery turns out 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I take 45 off the assembly line, and I’m the a**hole.

 

[SchizoFilly]

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I want to stick my dick in it!

I want it to stick it's dick in me!

I wish we could freeze it into ice and skate on it, then thaw it in the spring and drink it!

Oh ****...I guess this means that gamgam really was a whore.

 

[Ceedubya]

Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... ........ smoking the reefer.

 

[AKchill]

Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices!

 

[Uncle Timmy]

We're not going anywhere, Gilbert.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I've got the ol' cruise control set at 35.

 

[AKchill]

I say we blow the ****ers up!

 

[Turkeyfoot Jr.]

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[SchizoFilly]

I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Yeah, Bishop should go, man. Good idea!

Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.

I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.

beat ya

 

[DeathBrewer]

Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices!

We're NOT THAT DRUNK!!!

 

[StoutFan]

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.