The continuous movie quote thread

[Ceedubya]

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

"The kid's right; you are wierd." - Dennis Leary in: Operation Dumbo Drop

 

[TechyDork]

Have you seen my baseball? - something about mary

 

[ChshreCat]

I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us.

 

[TechyDork]

If I had a nickel for every time that ball saved me, I'd have a ****load of nickels!

 

[AKchill]

Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away.

 

[TechyDork]

Rob: How many strokes?
Mike: I don't know. Eight or Nine.
Rob: I'll give you an eight.
Mike: What'd you get?
Rob: An eight.
Mike: Looks like we're in a dead heat after one hole. This is turning into quite a rivalry.
Rob: You better replace the pin, Chi-Chi. The natives look restless.

(Swingers)

 

[ChshreCat]

Well, if you can remove the sexual overtones and add a golf theme, then Romeo, I am your Juliet.

 

[Ceedubya]

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

 

[wehumble]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[bob1852]

Hooper drives the boat chief....

 

[ChshreCat]

Hit me, Chief, I got the moves!

 

[Ceedubya]

Here's the first of the day, fellas! To old D.H. Lawrence. Neh! Neh! Neh! Fuh! Fuh! Fuh! Indians.

 

[Kronin]

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Harry! Your hands are freezing!

 

[ChshreCat]

Chicks are for ****

 

[eschatz]

Creep can roll......

 

[AKchill]

Take that, you freaky piece of sh*t. You don't mow another guy's lawn.

 

[bsruther]

Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away.

Mel Gibson in Signs.

 

[Ceedubya]

Ahhh! Take off, you hoser.

 

[ChshreCat]

You can't ask for advice about the woman you're trying to hose FROM the woman you're trying to hose!

 

[JHendrix]

"Were not that drunk"

 

[gratus fermentatio]

"Take a drink kid." - Clint eastwood in: Unforgiven.

 

[Ceedubya]

A medium dry martini, lemon peel. Shaken, not stirred

 

[SchizoFilly]

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man.

 

[Kronin]

<whispering loudly> Excuse me... your balls are showing!

 

[Displaced MassHole]

"Somebody shut that cun#'s mouth before I fu@k start her head."

 

[DeathBrewer]

She's right though. I'm gonna whip you silly, then I'm gonna **** you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

 

[srm775]

I'll be your huckleberry.

 

[DeathBrewer]

That's just my game.