The continuous movie quote thread

[shamrock]

People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.

 

[Ceedubya]

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

 

[eschatz]

Bunch of slackjawed f@ggots around here, this stuff will make you a ******* sexual Tyrannosaur, just like me.


BTW: BONUS POINTS FOR FINDING A MOVIE WITH TWO FUTURE GOVERNORS IN IT!

 

[Ceedubya]

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?

(good call on the Predator quote :rockin

 

[bob1852]

So I see your schwartz is as big as mine

 

[Kronin]

used to be sub-zero, now PLAIN zero

(another 2 governor film i think)

 

[SchizoFilly]

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... ”Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

 

[eschatz]

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?

'Scuse me while I whip this out....

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Inga: Oh, he must have an ENORMOUS shvanstucker!

Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Woof!

 

[Ceedubya]

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup.

 

[ChshreCat]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!

 

[Ceedubya]

I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Which one is it?
It's the one that says Bad Mother****r

 

[AKchill]

I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherf****er.

 

[LakeErieBrew]

We ain't found ****.

 

[Ceedubya]

I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep. I'm on my own side now.

 

[chris1979]

not funny haha funny queer uhmm huh

gotta love billy bob

 

[Ceedubya]

Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna s**t right for a week!

(yes you do have to love Billy Bob quotes)

 

[danorocks17]

"you want me to make you some sandwiches???"

 

[StoutFan]

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

(come on, you know this one, don't you?)

 

[AKchill]

The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow, a nice, warm vibrating feeling all through your guttywhats. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.

 

[Ceedubya]

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

 

[llazy_llama]

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

 

[Ceedubya]

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

 

[SchizoFilly]

: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

 

[eschatz]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the feck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok?

 

[eschatz]

: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Despite my attorney's racial handicap....

 

[SchizoFilly]

How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

 

[eschatz]

So am I to understand that you men completed your training on your own?


That's the fact, Jack! :rockin:

 

[Ceedubya]

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

 

[dataz722]

Goooood Morning Vietnam!!!!!!