The Best of the Best

[El Pistolero]

• The Belhaven Brewary
• The Yankees
• Ditka
• Papa Del's Pizza

Stick to the topic, and respond in proper haiku only, please.

 

[Caplan]

• Robinson's Old Tom
• Keith Floyd
• Manchester
• Kwans Spicy Squid

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

In Spring, The Led Zepp
Winter, the Bitter Ale quaffs
Time for homebrewing

 

[Sasquatch]

Slugging Bitter Ale
Steaks are just a little burnt
Love it when she shaves.

 

[El Pistolero]

Steaks are just a little burnt
Love it when she shaves.

ROFLMAO @ Sasquatch...Don't Burn Steaks Next Time.

 

[Sir Sudster]

1. Sour cream/garlic Chicken Enchiladas - El Mercardos S.1st
2. Les Paul w/Hummbuckers
3. Lamborgini
4. Sudsmonkey's Pig Sauce.

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

I guess Canucks are the only ones to use traditioinal Haiku style?

 

[BrewBrothaRick]

hai·ku:

1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
2. A poem written in this form.

 

[sudsmonkey]

1. Sour cream/garlic Chicken Enchiladas - El Mercardos S.1st
2. Les Paul w/Hummbuckers
3. Lamborgini
4. Sudsmonkey's Pig Sauce.[/quot

Darned proud to have made that list !
1.Beer
1. Chimi-changas ( It's just FUN to say !)
2 . Mrs. Monkey
3.Owning a pittman -arm remover
4.being a part of this forum
5.Beer

 

[The Happy Mug]

32 oz beer
large pepperoni pizza
piece of ass that night

 

[Sasquatch]

LOL that's pretty good, HM.

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

32 oz beer
large pepperoni pizza
piece of ass that night

hai·ku:

1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
2. A poem written in this form.

I guess ass is nature, or is it a season?

 

[Baron von BeeGee]

I guess ass is nature, or is it a season?

Depends on how long you've been married/together. Early on it's a force of nature, but later it's quite seasonal.

 

[The Happy Mug]

I would point out it's not of the typical subject, but BeeGee has done a great job of justifying it for me.

 

[Sasquatch]

Cheyco's just grumpy cuz he's not the only smart-ass who knows what a haiku is. :cross:

 

[The Happy Mug]

I apologize
Strayed from the form I have done
My head in the clouds

Crap, with this and the epic poem thread, I'm going to be talking wierd all day long!

 

[Sasquatch]

The Mug is sorry
"For what?", we could surely ask?
Head Full of Beer

 

[The Happy Mug]

What is the reason
For I cannot seem to quit
Speaking in Haiku

 

[Sir Sudster]

Mug Hoppa
Happy from Mug to Mug
Face first in yellow snow

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

one to many beer
last night I was quaffing
head pounds like thunder

 

[sudsmonkey]

Screw it . I just want what the Mugman is having !:rockin:

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I will just screw it
what the Mugman is having
be for me as well

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Ninety-nine bottles
Of beer on the wall, ninety
nine bottles of beer.

 

[SwAMi75]

Suck my haiku does
Drinking IIPA
Tomorrow will hurt