Table Top RPG Plots

[Homercidal]

Damn, why do people always do this!???

You get a cool thing going and then nobody plays the characters. They talk to each other and spoil it. Nobody seems to differentiate between player and character.

 

[Vamptrump]

I heard word that they were going to take out there weapons and start attacking the walls. I'm leaning towards having it just be a plain tower that is being controlled by the lich. I'll figure it out on the fly probably.

 

[cannman]

Oh man... I'm an old dinosaur who started with Zanzar's Dungeon (or something like that) and knew the Rules Cyclopedia inside and out... I'm a little late to this party, but this should be a good read this afternoon.

 

[DrunkleJon]

I heard word that they were going to take out there weapons and start attacking the walls. I'm leaning towards having it just be a plain tower that is being controlled by the lich. I'll figure it out on the fly probably.

Well, since you are god you should punish the sinner who broke character. Send him a case of explosive intestinal distress mid battle, then have him rip one loudly and give the party away to a nearby monster. Then have him soil his/her armor. Nerf him by having his weapon turn into a feather pillow.

You are god. Get even for F*cking with your world. Have them stumble on a trap that separates them and puts them in uncomfortable situations. Just dont piss them all off to the point where they dont want to play anymore but make your displeasure known.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Place an irresistible article (armor/weapon/artifact) where that character will find it, have the curse change the sex of the character & give it a nasty crotch itch. Hint that there is a cure, somewhere.
Regards, GF.

 

[Homercidal]

Where are the Cheetos?

 

[Vamptrump]

Place an irresistible article (armor/weapon/artifact) where that character will find it, have the curse change the sex of the character & give it a nasty crotch itch. Hint that there is a cure, somewhere.
Regards, GF.

I just gave a magic cloak (Cloak of the Satyr) to the only female character that will make you invisible when worn. The catch is (and she doesn't know this), the only way it will work is if you go back to nature under the cloak. The other catch is that it curses you with the satyr spirit giving you uncontrollable sexual urges and will only stop once the cloak is remove and the urges have been satisfied, completely. The cloak was design for men, but if a woman wears it, she is immediately transformed into a male while under the curse.

I'm thinking about putting a note inside the cloak that reads: "To hide within the shadows, one must be one with nature. But beware the Satyr's thirst."

 

[TheCADJockey]

...and a wizard goat that gains power by eating the groups gear when they aren't looking.