Funny, I just grabbed a case of Old Style yesterday. Old favorite of mine, little light on flavor, but what's there is good, a lot like Hamm's in that sense.
I get the sweetness in a lot of adjunct lagers, but I don't mind it. It's actually what I like about Coors' Banquet and Keystone. The rice thing I totally get, I think that's why most AB beers, especially Bud Light get to me if I drink more than one or two.
Outta curiosity, what's your take on the whole 'double' or 'imperial' pils thing? There's a few that I really dig, but they don't scratch the same itch that a well made Bohemian, or even German pils does, IMO.
The A/B thing is crazy for me... the worst probably was in '94, wife and I were at Busch Gardens, Tampa. Mid to late afternoon we toured the brewery and went to the hospitality room.. FREE BEER! I was excited... of course, they didn't even have Mic Dark... ended up with a 12oz cup of Michelob. One was enough, didn't want to waste time drinking beer I didn't like

Within 2 minutes of leaving the tasting room the headache started... it came on with great speed and intensity... told the wife I didn't want to get on a roller coaster just then... so we thought the monorail ride around the animal habitat would be a good idea. UNFORTUNATELY, it turned out that the Busch Gardens monorail was NOTHING like the one at WDW...WDW smoooooth.. B.G. bounce-rattle-bounce ... she said I turned green and started sweating... all I remember was praying for swift death and unconsciousness before I puked... some dear soul handed me a Coke to sip on, thank God... it got me through!
Heilmann's, I agree it may not have a strong flavor, but it is nice... more 'beery' than most of the others. I'm not sure if I have ever had Hamm's, I don't remember for certain, but I know it has a rep as being good for what it is.
Double Pils? Ummmm Never had one... might be willing to try it... seems like it would be close to a Maibock or even DoppelHelles, maybe... although a tad hoppier... I would probably LIKE it, but don't think it would be a thirst quenching beer.... Of course, my Bo Pils is on the upper edge at 14P anyway
Speaking of Doppelbock and Maibock, I have a beer I need to keg! A sort of Doppel/Maibock .. 8# 2row, 8# Munich 7, 2 oz Tett for 60 min (24IBU), 1 oz Tett 5 min... OG 21P S-23. I meant to keg it weeks ago, but stuff happens.