Stupid People, Stupid Questions

[MeatyPortion]

That just about had me laughing out loud in the lecture I'm currently at.

 

[FromZwolle]

i love it when people explain to me how to do what it is i'm already doing.

That's not helping, that's narrating. please stop.

 

[david_42]

Calling the "home warranty" company and get asked, "Do you have a problem?"

 

[SwampassJ]

So the gf and i are at the mall, we were there debutin my 2011 racecar and sponsors. A few people walk over and ask about the car and tell me how hey have raced for quite a long time and how good thry are. I listen as its polite. ( mind you my family has been racing for 20+ years.) He starts telling me about his car and how he won some races last year at the track i run at. I ask who he is knowing hes full of it. He says well let me show ya my car, heres the best part, says yah this is me the night i won in august last year. I look at the picture and laugh. The ignorant fool had a picture of my car. I ask are you sure thats you, he said yes im such and such. I said really wow, bc thats me and i am Justin. Imbarassed he says nothing, walks away and mumbles how im an *******. He didnt realize i changed numbers and car look.

Best post ever.

 

[Flywheel]

Best post ever.

agreed.

 

[jhenderson27]

My gf said the look on my face was priceless. I was honestly more dumbfounded when he tried.to introduce himself as me when my shirt and the 17ft long race car had my name on it. And i thought i didnt have brain cells to spare.( not that i do)

 

[Bernie Brewer]

When someone asks me why I wear glasses, I just tell them the old wives tale is true about going blind and I stopped just in time. :rockin:

Hey- that's my line!!!!

I lost an eye to glaucoma 7 or so years ago. When the subject comes up about how did I go blind in one eye, I say I finally realized my mom wasn't kidding so I had to stop while I still had the one good one.

 

[jhenderson27]

+1 for a kick ass attitude bernie