Ok, my turn.
I first start reading, thinking this was a pretty good joke. I didn't catch (or care) about the implication of the Texas/Chicago reference. But now, I see that it's too much coincidence to ignore.
Left wing, right wing, what the f*** ever. They're all crooked and they are all out to fleece America.
For all you Democrooks out there, I can say that.... Oh, never mind.
And for the Republicrooks, what about the time.... Forget it.
Mom was right. Never argue with an idiot. They just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Where's my beer. I know I left it around here somewhere.....