Stad Is Going To Portland!

[farmbrewernw]

Heck...look at what Biermuncher wrote...I didn't know he had a side bidness, if you get my drift...200 bucks...and guaranteed?

LOL

Well it's not exactly $200 because you have to rent the bike too, but hey it would still be fun (well if I was single that is )

 

[STAD]

There are a lot of dives between there and here so you shouldn't have any problem with that, still you should take advantage of all of the brew pubs there are some keepers of the lady persuasion to be found, hell my first really date with my wife was at a brewpub.

well if I could meet a girl who liked to read, drink good beer, was an atheist, and was asian or latina in a brewpub, I'd be the happiest man on earth!

 

[EvilTOJ]

Well that'd be about 20% of any girl population of a typical brewpub (except the asian or hispanic part, damn Portland is whitey!) so you're in luck there. I've been to brewpubs any day of the week and I've never seen one dead, they've always been busy.

+1 on the Horsebrass. It's the best British pub you can find! Hopworks and Green Dragon are also highly recommended. Here's a huge list of other drinking places to hit whilst in town.

 

[STAD]

Well that'd be about 20% of any girl population of a typical brewpub (except the asian or hispanic part, damn Portland is whitey!)

Heard about this misfortune.. Damn.. Oh well.

so you're in luck there. I've been to brewpubs any day of the week and I've never seen one dead, they've always been busy.

Glad to hear, my buddy (who is total BMC drinker) actually wants to go to Widmer and some other places, so that'll be good.

 

[farmbrewernw]

Come on man your being a bit picky, I've always said if their good looking who cares what race they are. You'll find a lot of atheists in Oregon, we are a low churched state.

 

[STAD]

Come on man your being a bit picky, I've always said if their good looking who cares what race they are. You'll find a lot of atheists in Oregon, we are a low churched state.

I understand that I was being picky, I was drunk last night when I posted that, so I was being a little overt. I am having some major anxiety about this whole thing. I feel like I'm leaving the country or something. This is definitely going to be a completely foreign experience for me. Probably something that's needed.

I should also add that it doesn't matter what religion, race, shape, size, etc. (well shape and size might be a factor) these women are. Who the hell am I to be picky? I look like a lumberjack verizon wireless guy with a beard for farks sake. Just add the black glasses that are missing from the pic. Good god..

 

[humann_brewing]

you actually might want to bring your passport, who knows where this trip will take you after you learn how much better it is in the NW

 

[STAD]

I am trying to be open to anything on this trip, that's part of my experience. Not that I am usually close minded, but I am fairly stubborn and set in my way (i.e. got too comfortable). Humans are creatures of habit, and I guess I need to break some old ones. You guys are a lot cheaper than a shrink, haha. Also, I don't need a prescription for the medication you guys offer!

 

[Joker]

ladies within the age range of 20-26? They can drink PBR for all I care..

WTH is wrong with the youth of today? Have some standards man. :rockin:

If you are brave enough to go to Washington Walking Man Brewing - Craft brewery in Stevenson WA - Beer list

Another drive worth taking is out the Gorge to Full Sail
Full Sail Brewing Company | Home Page | Handcrafted Ales and Lagers in Hood River, OR

If you just want to grab some brews and kick it somewhere
Belmont Station Portland's Premier Beer Store & Biercafé
John's Market Kegs, Bottled Beer and Wine in Multnomah Village

 

[EvilTOJ]

Open to anything on this trip, eh? Well, Portland does have a large gay and lesbian population....

Kidding, totally kidding!! Widmer is an excellent stop. Be sure to hit the brewery tour, you get a neato shaker glass at the end of it!

 

[STAD]

Open to anything on this trip, eh? Well, Portland does have a large gay and lesbian population....

You know Evil, you have thrown more sexual innuendos my way than anyone else here on the forum.. First a Roofiecolada, now this? Now I regret posting that picture... Thanks for the offer, but I don't wish to join your special community on this trip.





...maybe next time? Haha.

 

[MacBruver]

Gotta go to the Deschutes brewpub in portland. They have a bunch of "experimental" beers on tap there that you won't find anywhere else. From when I was there in December:

 

[EvilTOJ]

You know Evil, you have thrown more sexual innuendos my way than anyone else here on the forum.. First a Roofiecolada, now this? Now I regret posting that picture... Thanks for the offer, but I don't wish to join your special community on this trip.

Geez, try to get a guy laid and this is the thanks I get Then again, I never said I was good at giving advice....

 

[fixie]

Sweet to hear you are finally making it out of Cail. I would hit up that sorority asap. Pick up some fine young ladies and have your self a ball. Enjoy all of the sweet brewery's on the way. I am jealous and don't forget to keep us updated on the trip if you can. Enjoy!

 

[STAD]

I am about to leave the house right now. Heading up to Grants Pass for the night, then off to Portland tomorrow. No go on that sorority unfortunately.. Timing issues arose. Anyway, I will update as soon as I can.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Have fun, but don't be picking up any ladies and taking them with you! That's gonna add stress and drama. Find a new one each night wherever you stop.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Well, how did your trip go?

 

[IrregularPulse]

apparently great until winding up naked, pick pocketed and tattooed in a ditch in Tijuana.