Something new to kill time on

[JRGSPE73]

'Cause if I drink mass-produced swill my insides come out.

I made it through college on Natty and Beast...

 

[brewhead]

you should've invested in some very good yeast
instead of that stuff in the bathtub that's purple

 

[AaronA]

ending it like that should get you a purple-nurple

or perhaps to be locked in a room with usmcruz

 

[homebrewer_99]

We'd knock him out into a long snooze...

Gotta go, time for dinner!

 

[Walker]

eat a little less, Bill.... you'll be much thinner.


I can't believe this thread is still running

 

[homebrewer_99]

and we're still sly and cunning...

How'd you know I have a beer belly?

 

[AlaskaAl(e)]

and we're still sly and cunning...

How'd you know I have a beer belly?

Let's just say a little bird told me.

I'm glad to be back online and the forum.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Three more threads and that'll boar 'em!

Toil, toil, trouble and no boil over...

 

[The Happy Mug]

A smoked porter, that's what I'll go for!

I seem to like most of the stuff from Stone.

 

[brewhead]

a refreshing homebrew i postpone
'cause i have to take out the garbage

 

[Walker]

sometimes that puts me in a rage
rage and homebrew just don't mix

 

[The Happy Mug]

Why does taking out the garbage turn us into pricks?

It sits and it piles and I pretend it's not there.

 

[Walker]

If it doesn't bother ME, why should ANYONE care?
But, If it blocks me from my beer, well... that's a different story

 

[The Happy Mug]

I haven't taken it out in recent memory

It's a good thing I forget so much.

 

[alemonkey]

My wife won't take it out - I think we should go Dutch.
She says it's the man's job.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Since it's a man's job, I'll ask Rob
To take out the trash and check his rash...

 

[AaronA]

He better get that taken care of so he can get back to his mash.

Sure stinks that I've got to work overtime tomorrow.

 

[Walker]

things such as that cause naught but sorrow.
I've got a day at the zoo with the kids

 

[Sasquatch]

That's almost as fun as stayin home with porn vids.
But er, that's what I hear, I wouldn't know...

 

[homebrewer_99]

Waddayamean you don't know, Bro?

They don't call you Mister Slinky for nothing!

 

[Ize]

I searched and I searched for this damn thing...

It's not Pirates and Ninjas, but DAMN is it OLD.





Ize

 

[Spyk'd]

I thought you were a friend, but man, damn you're cold,
To raise a potty humor heap, man it's superfluous!

 

[desiderata]

To raise a potty humor heap, man it's superfluous!

Tryin' to make it difficult f'r us?
If this is going on too long, gimme a hint.

 

[Sir Sudster]

No, I think it's time well spent.


It's been awhile I'll give it a go!

 

[Orpheus]

No, I think it's time well spent.


It's been awhile I'll give it a go!

I was afraid that Dude would give Boston a blow..

But, it turns out that stunt was just a bit of chicanery

 

[Ize]

And when Adam was pissed, Abel said "It was Cain, not Me!"


No one can beat it, though this thread is well-worn.



Ize

 

[Vagrant]

I wasnt around this forum when it was born.

I have a pint or three in me and thought this was fun..

 

[desiderata]

I have a pint or three in me and thought this was fun..

Will be a long time 'fore this thread is done.
I'm no poet, but with a little assistance...

 

[Sir Sudster]

We can head off the resistance.

Don't mind the regulars their just bored

 

[Flyin' Lion]

Hey I think the Lions just scored.

No wait that was just in my dream.