Something new to kill time on

[BootYtRappeR]

In my drunken state i can do nothing but mumble.

Poo if I must, it smells nothing like fruit.

 

[Ize]

It's cold here today, and the Cards lost to boot....



Lasagna in the oven, and Anchor Steam in the fridge...




Ize

 

[homebrewer_99]

Weizen's coming over the ridge!

Oranges are orange, but blueberries are purple...

 

[The Happy Mug]

I'll let you off this time with a verbal

I'm really not good with colors and rhymes.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Addition, subtraction, division and times,

Only the color orange rhymes with itself, as does purple...

 

[homebrewer_99]

At the 7-11 I got myself a slurple

Try kissing your elbow, bet you can't...

 

[AaronA]

I'd like to chime in but my rhyming is scant.

My first brew is done, now I'm planning an oatmeal stout.

 

[homebrewer_99]

My stout friend Lou was a lout

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

 

[Cheesefood]

Can you tell me where my pill is?
The diamond blue one, I need it quick!

 

[homebrewer_99]

I won't touch that one with a ten-foot stick!

There's a joke in there somewhere...

 

[alemonkey]

..But I lost it along with my hair.

Maybe I'll get lucky tonight...

 

[Ize]

Getting lucky? What's that? Oh yeah I'm married, that's right.


I keep drinking beer, yeah that works...



Ize

 

[homebrewer_99]

...in the meantime, I'm here with you jerks!

Life's too short to drink bad beer...

 

[alemonkey]

But if it's so short, what am I doing here?

Getting beer munchies, think I'll make some ramen.

 

[AaronA]

No time to waste in other places as it's best to stay here where we've got so much in common.

Alemonkey, did ya notice we're in the same city?

--Aaron

 

[Ize]

Alemonkey, did ya notice we're in the same city?

You guys should brew, if not it's a pity.




Saturday night and the Steam's tasting good...



Ize

 

[homebrewer_99]

...if you were any prettier I might get some wood...

...for the fire...

 

[The Happy Mug]

What a day, my sanity is on the wire

I'd drink a few, but I have to get up by seven

 

[Sir Sudster]

Sure hope they serve beer in heaven.

Been gone for awhile , But I always come back..

 

[SwAMi75]

Maybe I was dropped as a baby
'Cause brains I lack

Good to see ya Sudster, how ya been?

 

[Sir Sudster]

Supportin' the troops , but still livin in sin.

Working with old AF buddies ..ain't it great..

 

[SwAMi75]

We'll take you back, it ain't too late.

I'll be back in Virginia by the first of May.

 

[Brewpastor]

I'm sure that will be a drinkin' day!

In two more hours I can go home.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Waiting there for me is a homebrew with a head of foam.

Who knew this bunch had such talent?

 

[Sir Sudster]

Yes , a notch above and immune from the galant.

Anyone seen SudsMonkey , I miss the fella...

 

[whitescout]

I haven't, wish I could tell ya,

I need to go grab another pint....

 

[The Happy Mug]

Another difficult rhyme, I must try to be reliant

Purple and Orange rhyme only for Chuck Norris

 

[whitescout]

Too many homebrews and your liver will be porous


I will take my chance and have another...

 

[Ize]

If he was only reliable I'd brew with my brother.



To brew a Scotch Ale or a Porter, they both make me happy




Ize

 

[subwyking]

dont hand me a Scudwieser that filth is so crappy.

you can pass me something with class like a stout...