So I just had an interesting experience with a woman...

[maida7]

I can't be assed to read all this thread.

Has he ****ed her yet?

Sadly, no

 

[IrregularPulse]

Even if you made all that **** up to get her to come back later in the evening, you did the right thing

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Even if you made all that **** up to get her to come back later in the evening, you did the right thing

Bullcrap! If he did the right thing she would be back in her own room by now. She would be sobbing uncontrollably while feeling cheap, frustrated and disappointed. Do you actually KNOW anything about women?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

No. As I see it, you have yet to do anything remotely "interesting" with her.

 

[BBrase]

Danielle Steel, Believe me, get all the ***** while you can.

 

[Chudz]

Interesting = Running out of things to do and then going on the internet to broaden your horizons!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

If this chick is throwing herself at him like he eludes, she's either a big "beautiful", he's in Jr High, or got the ghey and doesn't know it yet.

Not that there's anything wrong with any of that.

 

[greeneyed]

What is wrong with kids these days?
With their morals and all.
You are not supposed to have them until instructed so by SWMBO.

 

[GoldMiner]

There is nothing wrong with being gay...

 

[alcibiades]

u should have porked her

 

[l1ranger]

DOOOOOOOOOOOD!
chick is digging you
as much as you say she aint your thing, you're digging her too

just get it over with already, before somebody else does

 

[DavidSteel]

What is wrong with kids these days?
With their morals and all.
You are not supposed to have them until instructed so by SWMBO.

I'm actually closer to a nihilist than anything else.

u should have porked her

In due-time

DOOOOOOOOOOOD!
chick is digging you
as much as you say she aint your thing, you're digging her too

just get it over with already, before somebody else does

Trust me, someone else already has. lol. She's a strange person and hangs out with a lot of wagras/wiggers, "gangsters", and the like. She seems get in to drugs pretty often.

I'm more into sexual stuff for the connection and experiences between the two people. Given, I think that'd be an interesting experience and a funny story, can't say much more than that. I'm pretty introverted and don't care about sensation-seeking and all that. Can't say I'm a "wussy" or gay or any other of those terms you thrown out there. Just don't care about sex as much as the average male.

 

[CodeRage]

Trust me, someone else already has. lol.

Don't let that stop yah! When a new g/f would do something to blow my mind I would want to laugh and say, "Who taught you that! I want to shake his hand and send a thank you card!"

 

[DavidSteel]

Don't let that stop yah! When a new g/f would do something to blow my mind I would want to laugh and say, "Who taught you that! I want to shake his hand and send a thank you card!"

Man, I'd have a lot of thank you cards then. I don't have a huge ego in many things, but one of the two or three things is definitely pleasure/sex-related.

 

[tpgsr]

This thread makes me want to drive out there, hit you, bang the girl, get drunk with said girl and bang again then drive home to have some brew.

Not knocking your morals or your reasons for not doing anything, but really it is college and when I was in college well.... I am just lucky to not have any diseases.

 

[DavidSteel]

This thread makes me want to drive out there, hit you, bang the girl, get drunk with said girl and bang again then drive home to have some brew.

Not knocking your morals or your reasons for not doing anything, but really it is college and when I was in college well.... I am just lucky to not have any diseases.

I'd bro-fist you if you did that. Bitch has to earn the privilege to experience/sleep with David Steel.

 

[CodeRage]

I'd bro-fist you if you did that. Bitch has to earn the privilege to experience/sleep with David Steel.

Did you nihilistic or narcissistic? Good to see yah got a good sense of humor about it.

 

[oceanselv]

Mr. Steele go get her. Then you can write about your experiences in in the Penthouse Forum. But remember you must use the classic first line of any Penthouse story; "I never thought it would happen to me".

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I'd bro-fist you if you did that. Bitch has to earn the privilege to experience/sleep with David Steel.

That is an instant classic line. You should put that on a business card.



Good on you all around. I see no point in forcing sexual relations. If it happens, great. If not, well, it probably wasn't going to anyway.

 

[DavidSteel]

That is an instant classic line. You should put that on a business card.



Good on you all around. I see no point in forcing sexual relations. If it happens, great. If not, well, it probably wasn't going to anyway.

I've got a legacy (and a mythos) here at NIU. I've got a following. I am the master of brutal honesty, flatulence, and chauvinism. That may help to explain the "mythos". Yeah, I've got some kid wanting to write a comic book about me, "The Mythos of David Steel".

 

[Token]

This is all I'm sayin' to Mr. Steele and his views on sex.... :rockin:

 

[scratchypants]

Print out this thread. Put it somewhere safe. Take it out and read it 20 years from now. Try not to slit your wrists.

 

[jlpred55]

Good story- waiting for the part where you boned her. She was ripe for the pickin.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

"The Mythos of David Steel"

That should also be on your business card.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

So, how long you plan to stay a virgin?

 

[mordantly]

i have yet to see rubbers "by-the-pallet" at costco?

you know, it is a great line. you meet a girl and it's time to meat her... so im like "i gotta tell you something.. ive never done this before" then i get such a response as... "i'll show you!". cha ching! no work and all play!

 

[alcibiades]

you should "R" her

 

[david83]

What is wrong with kids these days?
With their morals and all.
You are not supposed to have them until instructed so by SWMBO.

+1,000,000,000

 

[david83]

this is a most interesting,and amusing semi off topic thread

 

[CodeRage]

Are we witnessing another Tucker Max in the making?