So I just had an interesting experience with a woman...

[DavidSteel]

I actually think you should be commended for this, not harassed. Being sober with a drunk is not fun, anyway....

Rich

Yeah, I know I'd be bad and unfocused if I was drunk. I'm pretty egoistic about my sexual abilities, but part of that is having the other person comfortable, concentrated, and sober amongst other things. I'm sure sex for sex is nice and dandy, but I'd like to leave a lasting impression that could be remembered, :rockin:

 

[bob1852]

Yeah, I know I'd be bad and unfocused if I was drunk. I'm pretty egoistic about my sexual abilities, but part of that is having the other person comfortable, concentrated, and sober amongst other things. I'm sure sex for sex is nice and dandy, but I'd like to leave a lasting impression that could be remembered, :rockin:

are you sure you're 21????????

hahaha, just giving you crap - considering how most 21 year old's think!

 

[DavidSteel]

are you sure you're 21????????

hahaha, just giving you crap - considering how most 21 year old's think!

Philosophy + Psychology major here. Not your average college student lol. Protip: psychology is just a bad plagiarization of philosophy. This is how my weekends are spent (left, dreadnaught in hand!):

 

[bob1852]

I would so love to re-do college knowing what I know now.....

 

[Austinhomebrew]

Can I use this story as an excellent reason why you should use a secondary or even a tertiary fermenter? If you weren't all worried about sediment, your beer wouldn't sound so high mantinence.

You want to hand a chick some beer not a beer and detailed instructions. Right?

Forrest

 

[DavidSteel]

Can I use this story as an excellent reason why you should use a secondary or even a tertiary fermenter? If you weren't all worried about sediment, your beer wouldn't sound so high mantinence.

You want to hand a chick some beer not a beer and detailed instructions. Right?

Forrest

lol, yeah, I suppose so. I'd rather she drank it with me than by herself anyway. I'd like to get her comments on it and reactions etc. This is my first beer ever (and it's great if I do say so myself) ;D!

 

[mordantly]

consdider it foreplay!

now i gotta chill it for you.. have you got 30 minutes? super! say, you have bautiful eyes....

 

[bob1852]

Can I use this story as an excellent reason why you should use a secondary or even a tertiary fermenter? If you weren't all worried about sediment, your beer wouldn't sound so high mantinence.

You want to hand a chick some beer not a beer and detailed instructions. Right?

Forrest

This might be one of the greatest posts ever. Not only does Forrest want to help up make better beer, he wants to help us score with the women!!!

hahaha.

Forrest - I'm in San Marcos this week and hoping to make it up to the store before I leave!

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Dude she likes you!

Like, she might even LIKE like you!

 

[jamesnsw]

Damn... I've been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to come up with the right "beware of gushers" joke...

Oh well... I guess my quick witted college days are behind me.

 

[DavidSteel]

Damn... I've been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to come up with the right "beware of gushers" joke...

Oh well... I guess my quick witted college days are behind me.

Hahaha, yeah, I'm well aware. Made a few of those in the past, was interesting. I'll leave it up to you to decide which one I'm referring to.

I'll hook up with her some other time, if not later on.

 

[TXCrash]

Get it wet yet?







































The glass I mean.....

 

[DavidSteel]

Like, she might even LIKE like you!

We have strange chemistry. She's jumped me on the street before (jumped on me) and I've returned the favor by picking her up and carrying her the opposite direction that she was going on another occasion. These are the random encounters we've had. I remember she almost spilled her drink she had on someone. She told me it was intended to be spilled on me. Went all over the sidewalk instead.

 

[kidsmakeyoucrazy]

Dude, she digs you. At least ask her out for drinks or a movie (do the kids still do that???)...btw I'm watching Letterman and wondering why Kiefer Sutherland is wearing a dress and combat boots....

 

[WolfyJ]

I remember she almost spilled her drink she had on someone. She told me it was intended to be spilled on me. Went all over the sidewalk instead.

An excuse for her to help clean ya up hhmm...

She digs ya man. Take her to a movie or sounds like shes into pubs. Good luck man.

 

[claphamsa]

i am disappointed there is still no pic of her!

 

[wyzazz]

Don't be a puss, either ask her out or go back to playing WoW. ;0)

 

[DavidSteel]

Not that into her. She's not the kind of person who'd be into a movie or "date" setting I don't think. She's just one of those flirty girls. Nothing to crap your pants over. If I could remember her name, I could probably scrounge up a picture.

 

[maida7]

Not that into her. She's not the kind of person who'd be into a movie or "date" setting I don't think. She's just one of those flirty girls. Nothing to crap your pants over. If I could remember her name, I could probably scrounge up a picture.

Perfect. No need for a movie or date or any of that crap. Just sex for fun. Sounds awesome!

 

[scratchypants]

You have no idea how painful this is for your older brethren. We are collectively slapping you in the face. Go to Costco, get yourself a pallet of condoms and use them all.

 

[DavidSteel]

You have no idea how painful this is for your older brethren. We are collectively slapping you in the face. Go to Costco, get yourself a pallet of condoms and use them all.

Already got condoms up the butt, they give em' out free here in the dorms. Or, they use to until all of the CA's got fired for underage drinking lol.

 

[claphamsa]

well, i woudl take them out of your butt, and put them in hers

 

[scratchypants]

It's okay. It's every man's destiny to look back at his prime time and agonize over what he shoulda, coulda.

 

[maida7]

It's okay. It's every man's destiny to look back at his prime time and agonize over what he shoulda, coulda.

Amen! QFT!

 

[azscoob]

Amen to that scratchypants!!!

 

[CodeRage]

It's okay. It's every man's destiny to look back at his prime time and agonize over what he shoulda, coulda.

No kidding!

The conversation should have stopped at "I've been drinking all day!"

 

[tj-los]

remember: lick before you stick! not the other way.. ewww!

haha ..I agree. I think Confusious once said that.

Man Its college, just Have fun. Not the "movie type" just means more money in your pocket and still end up with the results your hoping for.

 

[Chudz]

Already got condoms up the butt.

I would perhaps rephrase that....

And yes, us old guys wanna see pictures of her!

 

[Mike M]

"Youth is wasted on the wrong people."

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I can't be assed to read all this thread.

Has he ****ed her yet?