So I got done early today

[Reedwalker]

I got done working today just before noon. I proceeded to the local brew pub.....for 5 20 oz'ers of IPA.

I get home and my wife reminds me that tonight is "Curriculum Night" at school. The catch is I either have to take my daughters to dance and gymnastics or go meet with teachers. How do I sober up in time for either? Which is the lesser of two evils?

 

[hukdizzle]

Go meet with the teachers, at least it could be comical trying to keep a straight face.

And if I am not mistaken your quote in your comment comes from the movie "The Breaks"???

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I'd do the Dance and Gymnastics. At least there, you don't have to interact, just watch.

And let a Taxi do the driving no matter what.

 

[ChshreCat]

If you're too drunk for either of those activities, I sure hope you walked home from the brewpub.

 

[kanielb1]

5 20 oz'ers...he cant be to drunk. Do the dance thing with some shades and sleep it off.

 

[isleofman]

5 20 oz'ers...he cant be to drunk. Do the dance thing with some shades and sleep it off.

don't know about you, but 100oz of IPA would have me very

 

[Saccharomyces]

Whatever the choice it will be entertaining.

 

[Reedwalker]

I left out the fact that it was over a period of 4.5 hours and I had a BIG lunch with 'em. I was not . I was however very sleepy during dance/gymnastics classes and the "teachers" seemed more attractive than usual!

 

[Hound_Dog]

So now we need pictures of said hot dance instructors

 

[Homercidal]

5 20s in 4.5 hours would still make me druk. I'm a litewait.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Told you the dance/gym class would be more entertaining.