As long as it's followed by 'Your Greatness' I'm fine with that.
So girls like the smell of brewing
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BrewinJack
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That was a good effort, but you can't undo fail.
Madman
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That was a good effort, but you can't undo fail.
Okay, that was an awesome quote, and you win the internets for the night!
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BrewinJack
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I can undo a fail, I got an "Undo a Fail Free" card my last turn... i can use it now... wait... were is it?
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BrewinJack
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And what about this one, i would at least think it threw you for a second
(sighs)
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Throw me how? I dig chicks. I just like them to be, you know, within 10 years of my age. That girl screams prison sentence.And what about this one, i would at least think it threw you for a second
(sighs)
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BrewinJack
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(sighs) considering i was like 5 she was supposed to be playing a 16-17 year old in the power rangers and now is at least like 40... how unfair is that... i am finally old enough to tap that and she looks like the hag from snow white... damn
you know what sounds really really good?
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I'm gonna show my age here, but I have no idea who she is. If she's 40 now, I'm all over it.
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lol, its ok shecky i dont know her name, i just remember when i was like 5 she was smokin... i would watch power ranger and just be like "ohhh pretty girl"... no sexual urges because well at 5 those dont happen much... but even now i think that back then she looked bangable... very much so... I just typed "Hot Pink Porch Couch" into google and it came up so i thought "what the hell" and put it in there too
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seeing as this has degenerated i think i will go to bed now...
night, cheers
night, cheers
dataz722
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I feel left out that I have missed this so far!
I need a link!
-1 to you for saying anything in french
-25 for BEING french
whaaaaaaaaa, i just got here!
I need a link!
Not in French. -1 to you
-1 to you for saying anything in french
I'm French, but good try.
Score stands, 1-0, me.
-25 for BEING french
seeing as this has degenerated i think i will go to bed now...
night, cheers
whaaaaaaaaa, i just got here!
dataz722
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Well F yall, i come and everyone leaves........ jesus that is so true in so many different ways
..........Wonder how Jack feels today?
Sheckster should have toaken it a little easier on him....
Sheckster should have toaken it a little easier on him....
DAMMIT!!!! I knew you would catch that. I tried to edit, but you beat me to it.
Will be getting a Tuesday update?
I guess we dont get a thursday update either......
Looks like the girl regained her sense of smell.
Poor jack
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2 weeks later... no updates?
PLEASE dont make me kill another thread.
PLEASE dont make me kill another thread.
AFAJ Brew Guy
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Closure? I was hoping for a new post behind the google wall!
AFAJ Brew Guy
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Well that would be the absolute best result!
BrewinJack, please come update your thread
Baja_Brewer
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It's Valentines Day!! Did you whip up something nice and hoppy to lure her to you?
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BrewinJack
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Well I am updating... It has been awhile, most people would think this a good sign... but nope, she dropped the class and i never saw here again... I'm still alone, but i do still often get compliments from women about how i smell after i brew. I brewed a red ale last Tuesday before class and was told how i smelled 4 times through out the day. 2 were rather interested but one ended the conversation with " I should tell my boy friend about this" and the other was interested until she found out i was brewing beer, she didn't like beer. The other two comments on my smell were from my friend whom is a guy and that doesn't count because i could careless how he thinks i smell, he just knows that when i smell a certain way that means i have more beer for him to drink if he comes over. and the third was an older lady whom was about oh maybe 50, defiantly a member of AARP... and well, I'm not looking for that kind of attention.
So the moral of the story, Girls like the smell of brewing, but it doesn't necessarily make them want to rip your cloths off... unfortunately...
The good news is that the Pale Ale i brewed that started this thread turned out very well and that is the upside
Cheers
So the moral of the story, Girls like the smell of brewing, but it doesn't necessarily make them want to rip your cloths off... unfortunately...
The good news is that the Pale Ale i brewed that started this thread turned out very well and that is the upside
Cheers
I know 50 yo that can smell my hops any time!
Too bad about that chick in class. I was really empathiszing with you. I once took an algebra class with a hot blonde. She always asked me to help her with her homework, but whenever we go together she already knew the stuff! She was so distracting that I nearly flunked the class. But I was too stupid or scared to do anything.
Luckily she dropped out because her boyfriend left her and she had two kids. I played catch up and managed to pass the class in the end. But it took two more years to finally get with a girl.
I have no idea how I did so well in college with all of those young ladies walking around all the time. I wonder how I can function in society with my mind where it is constantly. Right fellas? How do we do it?
Too bad about that chick in class. I was really empathiszing with you. I once took an algebra class with a hot blonde. She always asked me to help her with her homework, but whenever we go together she already knew the stuff! She was so distracting that I nearly flunked the class. But I was too stupid or scared to do anything.
Luckily she dropped out because her boyfriend left her and she had two kids. I played catch up and managed to pass the class in the end. But it took two more years to finally get with a girl.
I have no idea how I did so well in college with all of those young ladies walking around all the time. I wonder how I can function in society with my mind where it is constantly. Right fellas? How do we do it?
Jack,
Just because she dropped the calss dosen't mean you can't have contact with her.
Look her up, ask her out...
The worst that can posibally happen is she says "No."
I've been told "No" all my life. You forget the "No's," but lemme tell yuh, the "Yeses" sure stand out!
Just because she dropped the calss dosen't mean you can't have contact with her.
Look her up, ask her out...
The worst that can posibally happen is she says "No."
I've been told "No" all my life. You forget the "No's," but lemme tell yuh, the "Yeses" sure stand out!
rsmith179
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It's funny as hell how quickly thoughts change though... Brother in law introduced me to brewing about a year ago. At the time, the fiance loved the smells of brewing. Kinda like oatmeal she said... Funny how all of that changes once you start brewing in your own kitchen, with her around. Now everything "smells". Wonder if she doesn't like the smell, or the addiction?! You better ask that girl out man... she's a keeper if you indend on continuing to brew!
