Since when did my humour become too subtle!!??

[zac]

LGI,

I caught it. Thought it was very funny.

Sounds like something I would do.

 

[bob1852]

Since when did my humour become too subtle!!??

since you started spelling humor, "humour"?

 

[Revvy]

Ivan Arden? What, is that Eve's kid brother?

Maybe it is funny in a Cockney (Now THAT is a funny word...COCK KNEE

) or whatever you speak, but to our ears, as humor, Ivan Arden is an;

(Psst, Ivan Ardon, might have been funnier. )

 

[jpc]

Mike Hunt

Ha Ha!!! We got one here! Sheriff!

Wow... whole 'nother take on SWMBO... er... HWMBO.

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

No lie, I know two guys with bad names.

Mike Hawke

Jack Knopf

I love when people at bars meet Mike, and a friend approaches women with him saying, "Hi baby. I'd like to introduce you to Mike Hawke." There are lots more- "Mike Hawke calling for you", etc. I'm very childish, so it always cracks me up.

Knopf is a common surname in our area, and apparently "Jack" is a family name. He's been hung up on many times when he calls to make dinner reservations. He's learned NOT to say, "Hi there. I'm Jack Knopf".

I knew a guy named Nick Mycock. His name was bad enough until he started dating another friend of mine, Toni Choate. I still have the invite to the Choate - Mycock wedding

 

[EvilTOJ]

I'm wondering what the lass would have done if you're name was Richard Gozinya.

Well now I have to scratch out the name I had in this DMV form and put in another! Thanks a lot! I couldn't decide between Anita Mandic, Oliver Clozoff, Eshutcee Skorz and had finally decided on Ivana Blumpkin.

Deathweed that's hilarious! Did she hyphenate her name?

And WTF is with all the damn gnomes popping up around here??? Looks like I'm going to have to start spraying again.

 

[jpc]

I had a friend in college who was named Tim Dick. Once year, the school assigned his a roommate for the dorm... Matt Ball.

Naturally!!

 

[bull8042]

One of the vendors I used to deal with had a salesman named Harry Beavers. I also had a coworker whose legal full name was Peter Will Grow. He said his parents were hippies that never grew up.

 

[bull8042]

Hey LG, go with a middle eastern theme, Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr, compliments of Saturday Night Live.

I found the link: [ame]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9f0_1205968005[/ame]

 

[MGAZ]

Had a buddy named Richard Byron James Fourmy

Dick BJ Fourmy

 

[Tonedef131]

We have a customer named Sandy Beaver.

 

[MeatyPortion]

My English Lit teacher in high school was named Richard Waack.

 

[Bopper]

I knew a guy named Christopher Robin

 

[Revvy]

I swear to god on this.

One of my med students a long time ago was named Vernon Procter. So he became Doctor Procter. And kind of doctor did he become?


You got it, Proctologist.

Doctor Procter, Proctologist.

It's not even dirty and still it's funnier that the original joke.

 

[Bopper]

I swear to god on this.

One of my med students a long time ago was named Vernon Procter. So he became Doctor Procter. And kind of doctor did he become?


You got it, Proctologist.

Doctor Procter, Proctologist.

It's not even dirty and still it's funnier that the original joke.

That is hillarious! I'm not sure if I find it funnier that Doctor Procter rhymes (a la Julia Goulia) or the Procter/ Proctologist combo!! You just can't make stuff like that up!

 

[Revvy]

That is hillarious! I'm not sure if I find it funnier that Doctor and Procter rhymes (a la Julia Goulia) or the Procter/ Proctologist combo!! You just can't make stuff like that up!

I don't know were he is, and if he ended up finishing his "doink doink" residency...but I gotta tell you when he told be I thought he was kidding. It was just to perfect.

 

[SmugMug]

I swear to god on this.

One of my med students a long time ago was named Vernon Procter. So he became Doctor Procter. And kind of doctor did he become?


You got it, Proctologist.

Doctor Procter, Proctologist.

It's not even dirty and still it's funnier that the original joke.

But what's your vector victor?

 

[the_bird]

I swear to god on this.

One of my med students a long time ago was named Vernon Procter. So he became Doctor Procter. And kind of doctor did he become?


You got it, Proctologist.

Doctor Procter, Proctologist.

It's not even dirty and still it's funnier that the original joke.

There are two Dr. Hertz' in the area, one of whom is a proctologist. There also was a Dr. Clutz, who used to have a practice with Dr. Payne.

 

[Revvy]

I found him!!!! He chose OB/GYN over Proctology, and looks like he's still in Michigan.

 

[SmugMug]

I found him!!!! He chose OB/GYN over Proctology, and looks like he's still in Michigan.

I can't fathom why a guy would want to be an OB/GYN. Can you imagine looking at f'd up vag all day and then coming home to your wife? "Um, sorry honey I've seen enough for the day." It would ruin me.

 

[Revvy]

I can't fathom why a guy would want to be an OB/GYN. Can you imagine looking at f'd up vag all day and then coming home to your wife? "Um, sorry honey I've seen enough for the day." It would ruin me.

Uh...I think it his case it would be better than the original option.

Looking at vag all day, f-ed up or otherwise, or sticking a finger in 30 guys butts all day to massage their prostate?

I know what I'd choose......

 

[SmugMug]

Uh...I think it his case it would be better than the original option.

Looking at vag all day, f-ed up or otherwise, or sticking a finger in 30 guys butts all day to massage their prostate?

I know what I'd choose......

Why not go into general practice and get a little of both?

 

[EvilTOJ]

Why would I go to medical school for 8 years to do what I already do for free now?

oh. ohhhhhh....

 

[bull8042]

Why would I go to medical school for 8 years to do what I already do for free now?

oh. ohhhhhh....

Cool! I seem to be having a little prostate trouble myself. You think you could work me in?

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

Cool! I seem to be having a little prostate trouble myself. You think you could work me in?

Or possibly work in you.....

 

[Joker]

 

[thataintchicken]

subtle humor is an unappreciated art form.

you sir... have come very close to perfecting it.
I rank a distant third, but am gaining.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

The last UK veteran of WWI died yesterday aged 111. R.I.P. Harry Patch. I had to giggle a little when I saw that on the news today.

 

[ISLAGI]

We've got a urologist here in town...(wait for it)....Richard Tapper!!!!

 

[thataintchicken]

The last UK veteran of WWI died yesterday aged 111. R.I.P. Harry Patch. I had to giggle a little when I saw that on the news today.

LOL
At least it wasn't Incontinentia Buttocks