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loopmd
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El Pistolero, it's like he's jealous of the giant schlong. I think while he was in Mexico he went to a bar where there was a burro that...
Mr_Turtlehead
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once appeared naked in an early Coen Bros. movie, but doen't like to talk about it. The owner of the burro was a 33-year old native of the south that goes by the name DeRoux...
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Sir Sudster
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that sold El. P. to Txbrew for 6 pints of Hefeweizen. Txbrew was getting a little nervous about how his burro was staring ... Dude! he exclaimed, would you..
... "a little pissed that you keep calling it a burrow." Suddenly, the growing sound of approaching ...
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Sir Sudster
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British home brewers in thongs and rubber boots....Quick! said El Pistolero, we need to get back to Texas and....
"...tray of muffins out of the oven. Hey! Isn't that...?"
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Sir Sudster
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Caplan..the cider man! What's he doing in these parts? Must be ...
kaptain_karma
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... do a routine ninja search. You never know when or why ninjas may be stalking you. He takes a quick look around and finds...
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...he gets really dizzy as he spins. Maybe it's time for...
The Happy Mug
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...a conversation about pirates to take his mind off of the ninja threat...
sudsmonkey
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He shook his head. " Pirates !, we don't need no stinkin' pirates ! What we need is...."
"... something to drink! Were was that..."
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Sir Sudster
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stop by that pub up ahead a gather what wits we have left. El P. you can by us the first round since you morphed from being an ass to a cloaked sasquach and left those bags of grain and tub of quacamole with those marines. EL P shook his head and fired back....
DeRoux's Broux
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ripped off his soiled examination gloves to swab up the spewed vomit, when all of a sudden.........
Darth Konvel
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...they burst in to flames. "That's some strong stuff", declared the deputy. Suddenly a loud groan came from ...
Truble
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El P's stomach, which was starting to look like a scene from Aliens-"Oh No", he lamented, as....
DeRoux's Broux
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a mini-El Pisotlero busts out and break's into the chorus of "Just the Two of Us...(You and I).....".......
... Having absconded with the brewing supplies and leaving El P. and group singing bad dance tunes, was sitting on a beach in the British Iles, brewing up a storm. "I'll be brewmASSter of the Universe with this brew!" he laughed maniacally as he....
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Sir Sudster
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lifted his tail and let'r rip...whoa! he thought, glad I wasn't standin next to that burner. . Back outside the Pub, the deputy had EL P. in handcuffs and frisking his ....
...shaggy pants came across a few ounces of hops. "What do we have here, Boy?" said the deputy with an evil smirk. "Don't you know that stuff can get you 10 years in the hokey? They do meeeean things to your type in there. Yeah, yous a pretty one ain't yuh."
Suddenly the deputy cowled over, having had one heart attack to many...
Suddenly the deputy cowled over, having had one heart attack to many...
sudsmonkey
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Siezing the opportunity to make an escape , and thankful that he'd been spared from the " hokey pokey', El P. took off down the street where he ducked into a convenient...
...the time I ate that strange mushroom when I was lost in the forest." Suddenly El P screamed, "The Colors! The Colors", suffering a flashback from his accidental discovery of hallucinogenics. Having gotten that out of his system El P wondering what the hell he was going to do with no brewing supplies, handcuffed, and smothered with quacamole, thought "Where the Hell is that damn burro?!"...
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As the burrow walked into his favorite Stripper/Donkey show in tiajuana Mexico, he was suddenly reminded that the act he was about to commit reminded him of the time...
..he got drunk of his brothers moonshine and woke up with a hooker and a film crew. "Jeepers, I need a beer, where the hello is El P when I need him", thought the Burrow. "This local beer is Nasty. Is that a pair of panties in my bottle?"...
... It is a pair of panties! I'll be able to take this back to Elsinore Brewing and get a full case for free! Maybe if I talk to the brewmaster, I'll be able to get some...
..."How do I get rid of this strange infection on my"...
sudsmonkey
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Whack it with a rubber mallet until the discharge runs clear. Until then, Mr. Pistollero, won't you consider yourself my, er, guest and enjoy a nice cold.....
DeRoux's Broux
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....bowl of mint jell-o? then, El Pistolero slowely reached for the bowl of jiggly goo, when he noticed...........
... the burrow with dual jet packs made form corny kegs and homebrew beer in his saddle bags going by the window. "What the F___!" shouted El P, staring in shock. "I better check into this!" As he was running out the building he heard a huge explosion, he looked up and skidded to a halt, his mouth dropping open in amazement. "Oh my God! What has that Burrow..."
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Sir Sudster
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...thought of now. I never knew my Ass was so clever. Smart ass or not
El Pistolero was not going to stand idlely by this time. By this time DeRoux's Broux
had heard the comotion and slipping up next to El P side , glanced up one more time and said....
El Pistolero was not going to stand idlely by this time. By this time DeRoux's Broux
had heard the comotion and slipping up next to El P side , glanced up one more time and said....
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