Short story

[AllHoppedUp]

. . . show to end all donkey shows. But just when they gave up trying to shove that sucker into a carboy . . .

 

[loopmd]

Or else popped up and asked, "Dude, what are you going to do with that (sometimes sterile) burro and that bucket of quacomole?

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

"Crying out for help, what did you think I was doing?" Just then a thounderous roar was heard as...

 

[loopmd]

A platoon of marines marched by in unison, shouting, "Semper Fi!". Or Else then took the bucket of quacomole, turned to the (sometimes sterile) burro and....

 

[Darth Konvel]

...quipped, "I hope you're packing" and went of like a shot up the hill only to find ...

 

[AllHoppedUp]

. . . a herd of restless nihilists just looking for something to believe in. He rallied them to his cause by shouting . . .

 

[Truble]

"Follow me if you want to see something truly depressing!"-they stammered, then ran after him as if they....

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

... knew he had cake in his pockets. Upon reaching the column of marines...

 

[AllHoppedUp]

. . . a mysterious looking man going by the name "Dude" emerged from the ranks of the Nihilists. He wielded a . . .

 

[Mr_Turtlehead]

...schlong as big as Spicy's. He announced to the column of marines...

 

[Caplan]

..these are not the droids you are looking for... look at...

 

[loopmd]

El Pistolero, it's like he's jealous of the giant schlong. I think while he was in Mexico he went to a bar where there was a burro that...

 

[Mr_Turtlehead]

once appeared naked in an early Coen Bros. movie, but doen't like to talk about it. The owner of the burro was a 33-year old native of the south that goes by the name DeRoux...

 

[Sir Sudster]

that sold El. P. to Txbrew for 6 pints of Hefeweizen. Txbrew was getting a little nervous about how his burro was staring ... Dude! he exclaimed, would you..

 

[Sasquatch]

... mind turning around or something? My ass is getting...

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

... "a little pissed that you keep calling it a burrow." Suddenly, the growing sound of approaching ...

 

[Sir Sudster]

British home brewers in thongs and rubber boots....Quick! said El Pistolero, we need to get back to Texas and....

 

[Sasquatch]

kill some left-wing sissy-boys. But first, I have to take a...

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

"...tray of muffins out of the oven. Hey! Isn't that...?"

 

[Sir Sudster]

Caplan..the cider man! What's he doing in these parts? Must be ...

 

[Caplan]

the fact that he's strangely attracted to the smell of thongs, muffins, rubber boots and the mention of sissy boys. Maybe its time to....

 

[kaptain_karma]

... do a routine ninja search. You never know when or why ninjas may be stalking you. He takes a quick look around and finds...

 

[Radarbrew]

...he gets really dizzy as he spins. Maybe it's time for...

 

[The Happy Mug]

...a conversation about pirates to take his mind off of the ninja threat...

 

[sudsmonkey]

He shook his head. " Pirates !, we don't need no stinkin' pirates ! What we need is...."

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

"... something to drink! Were was that..."

 

[Sir Sudster]

stop by that pub up ahead a gather what wits we have left. El P. you can by us the first round since you morphed from being an ass to a cloaked sasquach and left those bags of grain and tub of quacamole with those marines. EL P shook his head and fired back....

 

[Sasquatch]

covering everyone with vomit. The approaching deputy...

 

[DeRoux's Broux]

ripped off his soiled examination gloves to swab up the spewed vomit, when all of a sudden.........

 

[Darth Konvel]

...they burst in to flames. "That's some strong stuff", declared the deputy. Suddenly a loud groan came from ...