She Walks in the Willows with Pandas

[paulthenurse]

CB,
Did you get tired of spinning your Olivia Newton John LP's on the turntable and decide to air out some of your other prizes?

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

Good strippers can earn a fine income.

Duh!


Not that I've ever done anything that might bump a strippers income into a higher tax bracket or anything.

Really.

No, really. Honest *****.

PTN

 

[Cape Brewing]

WTF is an "LP"?? Is that old-person talk for an IPod or somethin'?

"Baccckkk in myyyyy day!! We didn't have none a' this fancy schmancy A-Pods!! We banged rocks ta'getha!!! AAAAAND WE LOVED IT!!! You damn kids!! With ya rock and roll and your jitterbug!!"


Seriously Paul... once you left the registry... and you were driving home by yourself... without anyone looking... how many times did you sniff your fingers?

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't be bringing up your own weird sexual fantasies. No one wants to know.

PTN

 

[arturo7]

Ya'll should get a room.

Again.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pipe down there, Stonehead.

PTN

 

[bob1852]

where's Revvy been lately?

 

[paulthenurse]

Hangin' out at the RMV? Somebody sniff his fingers...


No takers?


PT

 

[arturo7]

Let's get back to talkin 'bout strippers...

They are people too!

 

[bob1852]

Let's get back to talkin 'bout strippers...

They are people too!

did we ever get the stripper story or did I miss it? Or is this the wrong thread?

 

[paulthenurse]

Or is this the wrong thread?

As Arturo has pointed out, my threads are sort of free flowing and the foolishness from one is going to eventually make it's way to another.

But no, we never got the stripper story, which was first mentioned in this thread. Anyone else have a stripper story? Doesn't have to be in the RMV.

Revvy, oh Revvy, you gotta have a few stripper stories.

PTN

 

[arturo7]

WTF iza RMV?

 

[paulthenurse]

Registy of Motor Vehicles

 

[paulthenurse]

That's where the fat assed non strippers hang out in Braintree Mass.

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

And I do mean, Hang Out.

PTN

 

[arturo7]

Got it. We call it the DMV here, -department

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok, enough of the Beaurocratic anagrams, lets get back to the strippers.

PTN

 

[bob1852]

okay - I'm in the right thread then; still disappointed by the lack of conclusion to the stripper story, but at least in the right thread...

 

[paulthenurse]

Can we make up a stripper story?

 

[arturo7]

Please don't think me a JO for this but.... I wouldn't feel comfortable telling one on the interents.

I got about 3

 

[arturo7]

I can surfe as hell amke one up...

 

[paulthenurse]

What would we need essential ingrediant-wise for a good stripper story?

High heels

A banjo burner.

EdWort's Appfelwein.

A hopback.

A mash paddle.

Anything else?

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

Our favorite girl brewer from the far reaches of Michigan?

 

[arturo7]

hotel

Puerta Vallarta

wrong room

 

[paulthenurse]

Sounds like the right room to me.

 

[PaulTheOriginal]

That's where the fat assed non strippers hang out in Braintree Mass.

PTN

I would have bet that all this took place in Brockton.

 

[paulthenurse]

What are you doing up now? Prostate get the best of your nights sleep?

PTN

 

[arturo7]

a) havin' a beer

b) waitin' for the next one

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Paul,
Are you coming to the Masstoberfest? I haven't seen you at the shop in ages to ask you.

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

Not you Arturo, I know what you're doin'. Barstid.

I meant PTO.

PTN