Santa Takes Requests

[Orpheus]

He'll do whatever you want:

http://www.simonsezsanta.com/

 

[RichBrewer]

DON'T type in "naked". I tried "naked woman" and that didn't work. Unfortunately naked does.

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

"Get me a stripper" works...

 

[Hopfan]

I told him to pea on Rudolph. Pretty funny response. don't know why, but telling him to hit Rudolph cracks me up.

edit: just trying to find some curious things for him to do before sending this to my sister. Smoke a joint works but Santa needs an anatomy lesson. Try telling him to scratch his balls...