Salt in my beer - lots of it. Any hope?

[bwitt]

I just realized I'm never going to be able to ask a serious question here again without getting some kind of reply having to do with salt...

Or tapping something.......

 

[DubbelDach]

"SWMBO's Revenge" Oh, that's definitely the name! Any label ideas?

 

[FSR402]

Craig got trashed and stuck it in the wrong hole.....

 

[tranceamerica]

Craig suggested SWMBO wasn't very good with the blow off tube.

 

[malkore]

You could always save it and use it to cook! Beer brats, chili, marinades, sauces, etc.

bingo. i've made lots of chili with beer that didn't taste good in terms of drinking.

 

[StarsNBars8]

Use it as a broth and boil 5lbs of carnitas in a boil pot (not the same one you use for you beer, obviously). Boil it, until the liquid is gone. Once the liquid is gone the carnitas will be tender. Pull it all apart, lightly fry it in olive oil in a fry pan and serve on small corn tortillas with chesse and salsa...

You'll probably have to buy the beer to go with this one.

 

[Willy Boner]

...

Don't get mad, GET EVEN!
Take a picture of her toothbrush in a very disgusting bad place. Then show it to her in a couple of weeks.

 

[JustDave]

A picture of Craig's SWMBO from her younger days:

 

[KBrew75]

Oh man! Craig go drunk, showed up at the in-laws naked wearing nothing but a pig holloween mask and told SWMBO she was fat when she came to pick him up and take him home!

 

[c.n.budz]

A picture of Craig's SWMBO from her younger days:

Awesome... FTW

 

[scinerd3000]

Don't get mad, GET EVEN!
Take a picture of her toothbrush in a very disgusting bad place. Then show it to her in a couple of weeks.

i love that idea. im stealing it

 

[c.n.budz]

Don't get mad, GET EVEN!
Take a picture of her toothbrush in a very disgusting bad place. Then show it to her in a couple of weeks.

The down fall of that is you have to be careful where her mouth goes for that time...

 

[Craig311]

A picture of Craig's SWMBO from her younger days:

hahahahahahahaha!

Note how it says "when it rains it pours"...

 

[Craig311]

Thanks a bunch for the recipe ideas.

 

[Righlander]

wow, that sucks. wonder what it will be like.

 

[TheFlatline]

To fix this situation I would start off by mixing a little with her shampoo, or if she wears contacts possibly her contact solution.

Nair works better as a shampoo additive.

Just saying...

Oh, and yes, they have cooking wines, brandies, and everything else. Cooking beer works well for me.

The carnitas recipe sounds banging, and I think with a slab of sirloin or tri tip you could make chili of the gods and then blow the sheets off the bed all night long.

Either that, or save it for the people who annoy you, drink all your beer, and never return the empty bottles. A six pack of this "new brewing method" should get rid of the moochers.

 

[PeteOz77]

I just realized I'm never going to be able to ask a serious question here again without getting some kind of reply having to do with salt...

Nah mate, that would just be rubbing salt in the wound...

 

[PeteOz77]

You could pretend you are that old guy at the bar who keeps dumping salt in his corona and drink away. Maybe after about 8 of them you won't care anymore.

This beer is making me THIRSTY!

(as opposed to these pretzels)

 

[Loweface]

Or criag got drunk and tapped his mother in law. I can't remember because I was drunk too.

Or you were helping, dressed as the mother-in-law for an elaborate prank and got so drunk swmbo DID did walk in on above.... jk

 

[Homercidal]

She apologized, so whatever YOU did was really not that bad!

 

[JMD87]

I'm bringing this thread back to life, because I'm still interested in what you did.

C'mon man, spill the beans

 

[MattMann]

I'm curios now....

 

[Craig311]

I'm curios now....

from swmbo....
He's trying his best to not put all the blame on me...but as a swmbo, it was quite the sweet revenge and you all better be careful because I'd recommend this type of sabotage to any home brewers wives or girlfriends. I'll let you know that this weekend would commemorate the week where that particular brew would have been finished and he has brought it to my attention how sweet it would be to be sipping a fine home brewed ale right now but...I will have the last laugh in that!!!

 

[Craig311]

from swmbo....
He's trying his best to not put all the blame on me...but as a swmbo, it was quite the sweet revenge and you all better be careful because I'd recommend this type of sabotage to any home brewers wives or girlfriends. I'll let you know that this weekend would commemorate the week where that particular brew would have been finished and he has brought it to my attention how sweet it would be to be sipping a fine home brewed ale right now but...I will have the last laugh in that!!!

Little does she know... she's enjoyed a few dinners marinated in "SWMBO's Revenge". Ha! She knows now (can't believe I showed her this message board)...

 

[PeteOz77]

She sounds EVIL.... A HBT "Exorcism" is required. This involves the "Posessed" showing her breasts and asking for forgiveness, while you chant "The power of Beer COMPELLS you"

We, in turn offer her forgiveness.. if she shows good ****ies.

 

[bandit77]

She sounds EVIL.... A HBT "Exorcism" is required. This involves the "Posessed" showing her breasts and asking for forgiveness, while you chant "The power of Beer COMPELLS you"

We, in turn offer her forgiveness.. if she shows good ****ies.

+1 on breast exposure

 

[Chriso]

YES. Bottle this into 2L bottles and you will have instant brining solution for some of the BEST tasting Chicken and Turkey in the world!!!!

ALSO remember that it's almost tailgating season... and all those bratwursts coming off the grill have to stay warm somehow! Pour in a 2L of this salty stuff, and heat it up to about 130, and let the sucker simmer with your cooked brats hanging out in it. DELICIOUS. I'm almost jealous that you have this, now. Maybe I should make a salt beer too!

And obligatory +1 breasts. Cmonnnn we know you're reading!

 

[findthefish]

YES. Bottle this into 2L bottles and you will have instant brining solution for some of the BEST tasting Chicken and Turkey in the world!!!!

ALSO remember that it's almost tailgating season... and all those bratwursts coming off the grill have to stay warm somehow! Pour in a 2L of this salty stuff, and heat it up to about 130, and let the sucker simmer with your cooked brats hanging out in it. DELICIOUS. I'm almost jealous that you have this, now. Maybe I should make a salt beer too!

No kidding man, I want to make some too. That sounds delicious. Maybe I should go piss my gf off.

 

[BrewWench]

Did he ever say what he did? No?

Come ON, Craig!

 

[Couevas]

Did he ever say what he did? No?

Come ON, Craig!

Seriously, it has been long enough! Let us know...or you will never hear the end of it. We CAN have very long memories.