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SALES: You want answers?
ACCOUNTING: I think Im entitled.
SALES: You want answers?
ACCOUNTING: I want the truth!!
SALES: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!, Son, we live in a world that requires revenue whos going to find it? You?...in Accounting?? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You scoff at Sales & Marketing and your curse at our incentives. You have that luxury You have the luxury of not knowing what we know, that while tragic, current expenses are driving new
sales. And that our efforts and tactics, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives REVENUE!
You dont want to know the truth because deep down in places you dont talk about at staff meetings you want us on that sale; you NEED us on that sale! We use words like comps , upgrades , discounts ; we use these words as the backbone of the time spent building a relationship with a customer and negotiating something you use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very blanket of income I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way Otherwise I suggest you pick up a phone, solicit some customers and CLOSE A DEAL! Either way, I dont give a damn what you think youre entitled to!!
ACCOUNTING: Did you expense the lap dances?
SALES: I did my job
ACCOUNTING: DID YOU EXPENSE THE LAP DANCES????
SALES: (shouting) YOURE DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!
SALES: You want answers?
ACCOUNTING: I think Im entitled.
SALES: You want answers?
ACCOUNTING: I want the truth!!
SALES: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!, Son, we live in a world that requires revenue whos going to find it? You?...in Accounting?? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You scoff at Sales & Marketing and your curse at our incentives. You have that luxury You have the luxury of not knowing what we know, that while tragic, current expenses are driving new
sales. And that our efforts and tactics, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives REVENUE!
You dont want to know the truth because deep down in places you dont talk about at staff meetings you want us on that sale; you NEED us on that sale! We use words like comps , upgrades , discounts ; we use these words as the backbone of the time spent building a relationship with a customer and negotiating something you use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very blanket of income I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way Otherwise I suggest you pick up a phone, solicit some customers and CLOSE A DEAL! Either way, I dont give a damn what you think youre entitled to!!
ACCOUNTING: Did you expense the lap dances?
SALES: I did my job
ACCOUNTING: DID YOU EXPENSE THE LAP DANCES????
SALES: (shouting) YOURE DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!