Try introducing your current wife as your first wife at parties...damn that couch is comfortable.
Sorry, gotta go one better. Refer to new wife (while on your honeymoon) by first wife's name when renting those pedal bikes at the beach. Don't do that and expect her to be as understanding as mine.
Saving grace? My still current wife understood cuz I had been with first wife nearly 20 years. Talk about feeling like you owe her one....