Said in jest, SWMBO not amused

[agrazela]

Said in jest: anything you've ever uttered, because you think you're the funniest guy ever.

SWMBO not amused: every single time, because once she's got you tied down she doesn't have to fake laugh at your stupid jokes anymore.

 

[CGVT]

 

[mucci2k]

My Brother in law's fiance is not a fan of him having a beard and he said to her "It's no shave November and don't shave December"

All she said was "I'm playing too"

The look on his face was priceless.

 

[AkBrew907]

Didn't happen to me... We ran into one of our former pastors (and a friend of mine) at an event. It had been maybe 6 months since he'd seen my wife. Asked her when she was expecting. She wasn't.

He hasn't talked to us since...

I learned a long time ago to never assume that. Till you see the baby just assume they aren't lol

 

[JonM]

She just got her eyes dilated at the eye doc. I sent her this saying "this pic is hilarious!" View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1443804536.041514.jpg

 

[beernbourbon]

She just got her eyes dilated at the eye doc. I sent her this saying "this pic is hilarious!"

Wrong....so wrong. BUT freakin' HILARIOUS!!!!

 

[drainbamage]

I'm definitely stealing that one.

 

[myelo]

"You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

 

[AkBrew907]

That's great Jon lol

 

[Twins_Dad]

My wife was hot when we met. I told her that every day. My wife gave birth to twins. She's back to her pre-baby weight within 6 months... She's still hot, I tell her everyday, it's true, and I believe it, and SO DOES SHE. Key.

My wife gave birth to twins nearly 4 years ago and immediately went back to her pre-baby weight. I, on the other hand, am still hanging onto the 30 extra pounds i put on when she was pregnant. I tell her all the time how amazing she looks but she never believes me.......