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[TimmyWit]

I bought an 8 billion year old bucket of hydrometers on eBay.

You got those from a guy on this forum. He used those and the 8 billion year old yeast to brew the greatest beer in the world a few weeks ago. I think it was called the G-BOAT (Greatest Beer Of All Time)

BTW, what is the next step after you brew the greatest beer in the world?

 

[boydster]

I think it was called the G-BOAT (Greatest Beer Of All Time)

No, it was just a tribute.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Clam CHOWdah!!!!!

 

[boydster]

Clam CHOWdah!!!!!

Ha!

"Say it, Frenchy. Say chowdah!"
"shao-DARE"

Sorry for that brief detour from the main topic.

 

[balrog]

If you mash all oak shavings, you'll have to watch your pH really carefully, depending on the hamster uric acid content that is.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

they say "Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman", but I think it works just fine.

 

[flars]

What is the ratio for freeze dried to fresh when making asparagus ale? Would it be better as a lager?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I've never had a freeze dried lager.

 

[boydster]

^ This guy... Some people don't even read before they reply, ya know?

What is the ratio for freeze dried to fresh when making asparagus ale? Would it be better as a lager?

I like the liquid, personally. The freeze dried doesn't come in enough varieties, and I like the process of making a starter.

 

[krackin]

Freeze dried lagers are quite popular for Mongolian desert winter weddings or for dessert at weddings. I forget which.

 

[Kee]

Stainless steel.

 

[Zuljin]

No, it was just a tribute.

Damn it! I'm posting the song anyway !

Stainless steel.

Damascus!

 

[boydster]

Damascus!

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

bull balls only go good in a Gose. history & science!!

 

[Zuljin]

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

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[Roscoebrewdog]

I'm sure this fits in here. When u read a fortune cookie next time, say "in bed" at the end. Hilarious.

 

[Roscoebrewdog]

I'm sure this fits in here. When u read a fortune cookie next time, say "in bed" at the end. Hilarious.

Like "you will do great things"

 

[Setesh]

Chicken necks?

 

[Fatman_Brew]

bull balls only go good in a Gose. history & science!!

Hardest part of eating on the toilet is balancing the plate and not getting distracted by the cold emptiness of your existence.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Elephant shoulders. Smoked high and fast. Barely fit in the rolling papers. Had to buy XXXXXXXXXXXL rolling papers for them.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

smoking carp doesn't belong in a beer thread worn sweater.

 

[Tutsbrew]

I didn't have the time or courtesy to read through this entire thread but I still want to hear myself talk and subject other people (who are considerate enough to actually listen to what others have to say) to my forceful and probably completely incorrect opinions to things that have most likely already been discussed and agreed upon or are just completely unrelated to this thread Oh yeah and Ill do my best to use as little punctuation as possible to make this really hard to understand!! :rockin::fro:

That's what I'm talk'n about! As a noob looking for information just to find that an otherwise knowledgeable person responding to a question with an answer that indicates he missed a key word (such as "or") thereby giving an answer that is NOT applicable is frustrating.

Then, someone gave a poo-poo to an idea in a thread I started about thanking vets on this forum who later apologized after admitting he didn't read the entire post and thus misunderstood the OP's idea...

All in 4 minutes. So yeah, I started a vague thread here just to vent, no other real purpose despite the many pages of (mostly) worthless replies. Don't like it? Don't reply. Or do reply with some stupid sh!t, it really doesn't matter!

 

[Zuljin]

Hmmm. Wonder if I can catch some carp Friday.

 

[BGBC]

That's what I'm talk'n about! As a noob looking for information just to find that an otherwise knowledgeable person responding to a question with an answer that indicates he missed a key word (such as "or") thereby giving an answer that is NOT applicable is frustrating.

Then, someone gave a poo-poo to an idea in a thread I started about thanking vets on this forum who later apologized after admitting he didn't read the entire post and thus misunderstood the OP's idea...

All in 4 minutes. So yeah, I started a vague thread here just to vent, no other real purpose despite the many pages of (mostly) worthless replies. Don't like it? Don't reply. Or do reply with some stupid sh!t, it really doesn't matter!

Yea, yeast farts are a b!tch

 

[jafo28]

Hmmm. Wonder if I can catch some carp Friday.

I catch carp all the time from SWMBO.

 

[Setesh]

Hmmm. Wonder if I can catch some carp Friday.

I could be a carp, for you.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

I like the liquid, personally. The freeze dried doesn't come in enough varieties, and I like the process of making a starter.

I put my starter in the oven at 450 for 12 hours to evaporate it because I want to try this dry yeast everyone's been talking about. I pitched 6 hours ago and I have no activity. Is my beer ruined?

 

[jbaysurfer]

That's what I'm talk'n about! As a noob looking for information just to find that an otherwise knowledgeable person responding to a question with an answer that indicates he missed a key word (such as "or") thereby giving an answer that is NOT applicable is frustrating.

Then, someone gave a poo-poo to an idea in a thread I started about thanking vets on this forum who later apologized after admitting he didn't read the entire post and thus misunderstood the OP's idea...

All in 4 minutes. So yeah, I started a vague thread here just to vent, no other real purpose despite the many pages of (mostly) worthless replies. Don't like it? Don't reply. Or do reply with some stupid sh!t, it really doesn't matter!

Sober moment:

I read your whole post. Choose to stop being butthurt and choose to realize you've started a really funny thread that is bringing some entertainment to others. We're not here to talk about saving babies' live's ( (I edited that double plural possessive at least 4 times). We're here because of/for...beer. Relax....don't worry. Have a homebrew......

 

[hunter_le five]

Or do reply with some stupid sh!t, it really doesn't matter!

Wait, that was an option?


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[MaxStout]

I could be a carp, for you.

Carp Diem!

BTW, I had my RIS in primary for 3 days, and the bubbles stopped. I knew that meant it was time to bottle, so I did. Is 16 oz. of priming sugar too much for 5 gallons? I hope not. I had a whole pound and I hate to waste the stuff, so I used it all. If a little's good, more's better, amirite?

I know there might be a thread or two about all this stuff, but I was just too lazy to search for it. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead...woo hoo!