Random Picture Thread

[marchuk96]

The end is near!

 

[day_trippr]

Now, that would be a rational reason for stocking up on TP...

 

[marchuk96]

Now, that would be a rational reason for stocking up on TP...

For your bunghole!!!

 

[Schlenkerla]

Less bunghole...

For your bunghole!!!

... More skimpy clothing.

 

[day_trippr]

Dude...that kind of eye candy hasn't been received well by You Know Who...

 

[Schlenkerla]

Dude...that kind of eye candy hasn't been received well by You Know Who...

It was random...(Enjoy it while you can)

It showed up in an ad when I was browsing pizza jokes like this one...

What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?

They can smell it but they cant eat it!

 

[day_trippr]

Let's veer back towards moderator-safe current topics...

There's a lesson for everyone right there

 

[GrogNerd]

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[grampamark]

 

[OpenSights]

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I showed that to my 11 y/o the other day and said “Talk about luck, huh!” Took him a minute.

 

[grampamark]

 

[fourfarthing]

Grocery shopping in Westchester today.

 

[grampamark]

There’s a Westchester in Venezuela?

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

There’s a Westchester in Venezuela?

Venezuela wouldn’t have left that much behind!

Just sayin’.

 

[GnenieGone]

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Finally I can win big $$$ with Draftking!

 

[GnenieGone]

Grocery shopping in Westchester today.

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Our grocery store, from the pic on the Drinking thread, is limiting how much folks can take and constantly restocking. I, knowing this was coming, went last week. [emoji1]

 

[grampamark]

 

[pshankstar]

Grocery shopping in Westchester today.

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Looks like some of the stores in Western NY. Ugh! This was at Target last night but I was at our local Wegmans at 5am this morning (don’t ask why) and they had empty coolers and shelves too.

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

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Absolutely the best label I’ve ever read on the back of a doormat!
Of course it’s the only label on the back of a doormat that I’ve ever read, but let’s not quibble.

 

[marchuk96]

Paper aisle at one of my local stores.

 

[beermanpete]

Paper aisle at one of my local stores.View attachment 670738View attachment 670739

Good thing I don't use paper towels.

 

[schematix]

Good thing I don't use paper towels.

thats too bad. they work so much better than toilet paper at wiping your fecal hole.

 

[RPh_Guy]

Using toilet paper is so barbaric. Bidet all the way.

 

[beermanpete]

There is always the tabò.

 

[OpenSights]

Using toilet paper is so barbaric. Bidet all the way.

Sorry, having water spray up at my arse doesn’t sound very pleasant. Then what do you do with your pants and undies? Do you tuck a towel before you stand up?

I’m not joshing in any way, I just don’t know how it’s done. I’m a plumber, and just don’t get it.

 

[RPh_Guy]

Hah, I don't know. I've never used one.

 

[CoreyD]

I have a bidet attachment for my toilet. It's not as shocking as you would expect. And you only need a few squares of tp to dab the dampness off. Of course you still wash your hands after. It makes the aftermath of taco Tuesday much more pleasant.

 

[Pyg]

Truth!

 

[Robert65]

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Ha! My earworm for the last day has been telling me, "it's even worse than it appears, but it's alright..."

 

[ba-brewer]

If you are on the top of the totem pole

I have a bidet attachment for my toilet. It's not as shocking as you would expect. And you only need a few squares of tp to dab the dampness off. Of course you still wash your hands after. It makes the aftermath of taco Tuesday much more pleasant.

If you have an explosive response to taco Tuesday how do you keep taco debris off of the nozzle?

If you are not sitting square over the whole in the seat does it shoot water up your back?

 

[CoreyD]

Those are valid questions. It has a cleaning setting. So if you get spatter on the nozzle, just set it to clean and it runs water over the nozzles to rinse it off.
My backside is so big I don't have to worry about it missing.

 

[Pkrd]

Please, nobody remind these guys that this is supposed to be a picture thread.

 

[day_trippr]

Seriously, the traffic reports tonite for Greater Boston were almost totally in the green.
For a Friday that's crazy...

 

[ba-brewer]

Please, nobody remind these guys that this is supposed to be a picture thread.

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

I don’t know which is worse, getting shot in the butt with the water or forgetting to take your underwear off before needing to be shot in the butt!

 

[Schlenkerla]

I don’t know which is worse, getting shot in the butt with the water or forgetting to take your underwear off before needing to be shot in the butt!

What's worse is pulling up your skivies without wiping or getting shot in the butt. Sticks in your crack off your aß. Also, is the shot in the butt ice water cold?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

My high school principal was Mr. Weiner, no lie.

EDIT: with a name like Weiner, what other job could you get?

Unfortunately pervy excongressman of NY.

 

[applescrap]

That thing is so cool, its some sort of homemade grill or smoker. Thats why there is wood near buy. Bottom loaded.

Water filtration? Or a teenage killer movie prop?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[S-Met]

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Serving size is 3.14oz.... just a piece of PI.