I’m not getting this one.
If, and a BIG IF, it would be....
If he was in the gawd... damn.... Marine Corps!!!!!
The drill instructors would have a field day with this guy.
The drill instructor reviews his new list of recruits. Anderson, Benson, Chavez, Douglas, Effingham, Fackert... Fackert.
DI: (yelling) Private Fackert, front and center....
[Clomp, clomp, clomp..... Fackert running]
DI: What kinda gawd damn name is Fackert, private Fackert?
Fackert: It's German Staff Sargent!!!
DI: Why you smiling private Fackert? Are trying to fark me Fackert?
[Entire Platoon Snickering]
Fackert: No sir!
DI: Why are you calling me sir Fackert? Don't you know I gawd damn work for a living Fackert?
[More snickering from the platoon]
(Drill instructor hears the snickering)
DI: Hey all you silly fackerts think something's funny? All you Fackerts drop and give me 20.
(Drill instructor whips around to see Fackert doing push-ups)
DI: Private Fackert did I tell you to drop? No Fackert, I gawd damn certainly did not. Fackert get your ass at attention.
(Fackert pops to attention.)
DI: What am I going to with you Fackert?
Fackert: Private doesn't know what you mean Sargent.
DI: Fackert did I say you could talk.
This goes on as to what seems endlessly until the DIs tires of this and his novelty name. ~15-20 minutes. Until they start picking on the chubby recruits who can't do anymore push ups.