Random Drunken Thoughts Thread

[bracconiere]

wait so general chit chat & drunken rambling, has the fewest threads, but more posts then the people talking about making beer?

 

[day_trippr]

A random, but not drunken (I haven't done "drunk" in decades) thought, regarding the proliferation of paywalled web sites impinging on my right as a professional sport team "fan" to enjoy the tears of opposing fans during the finals of a pro league season playoff.

FFS! It's as American as apple pie to revel in the bleatings of losing teams! Yet the SF Chronicle won't let me read articles like

https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/...arty-sinks-Warriors-in-Game-1-of-17216680.php
or

https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/annkillion/article/warriors-celtics-game-2-17216729.php
or

https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/warriors/article/warriors-nba-finals-meltdown-17216727.php
That's just poopy!

(Go Celtics! )

 

[SanPancho]

A random, but not drunken (I haven't done "drunk" in decades) thought, regarding the proliferation of paywalled web sites impinging on my right as a professional sport team "fan" to enjoy the tears of opposing fans during the finals of a pro league season playoff.

FFS! It's as American as apple pie to revel in the bleatings of losing teams! Yet the SF Chronicle won't let me read articles like

https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/...arty-sinks-Warriors-in-Game-1-of-17216680.php
or

https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/annkillion/article/warriors-celtics-game-2-17216729.php
or

https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/warriors/article/warriors-nba-finals-meltdown-17216727.php
That's just poopy!

(Go Celtics! )

sfgate.com

its their "free" site full of their garbage columnists, "look what we dug out of our archives and made a story out of today" items, stupid listicles, memes, how-tos, and supposedly some actual "news"

it seems like sports is actually covered fairly decently, although i never read sports so thats just a guess.

 

[Dland]

Quick poll;

Is the saying; "going to hell in a hand basket?" or "going to hell in a bucket?"

 

[bracconiere]

Quick poll;

Is the saying; "going to hell in a hand basket?" or "going to hell in a bucket?"

the REAL question is how many skips you're supposed to use in "skip, skip'erew"? just so you know when you get to see all your friends again!

 

[Dland]

the REAL question is how many skips you're supposed to use in "skip, skip'erew"? just so you know when you get to see all your friends again!

What total BS, as per usual, seignior bracco...

 

[Sam_92]

I'm so confused, I've never heard anyone say "hell in a bucket" and I don't know if I really believe it's a thing. Also I thought it was "skip to my Lou" so either I'm nuts or you are.

 

[TheCache]

I've always heard going to hell in a hand basket

 

[bracconiere]

"skip to my Lou"

and i just saw a meme...stating "i hate it when i'm sing along with a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong!"


and if was carrying a bucket, i wouldn't want to be skipping to the lou!!!

 

[bracconiere]

and wait this is an 'inspired drunken thought'....maybe i got the skip'erew from marry poppins?

 

[day_trippr]

Quick poll;

Is the saying; "going to hell in a hand basket?" or "going to hell in a bucket?"

I've never heard/read the latter but my mom used the former all the time

Cheers!

 

[balrog]

Quick poll;

Is the saying; "going to hell in a hand basket?" or "going to hell in a bucket?"

My mom NEVER said either, but my Dad used "hand basket" all the time.
It usually had something to do with me.

 

[davidabcd]

I like when I meet the criteria to come here. Moose has said all there is to say.

 

[GrogNerd]

shipmate posted this one over on FB

full disclosure: I was BOTH. most of us were

well, the other guys may have LET the gay motorcycle gang chain them to a wall & licked their nipples

back then it was DADT

 

[Brew_Dude41]

The path to hell may be paved with good intentions, but nobody told me I had to drink a "summer shandy" while I was walking down it.

 

[balrog]

Or a Gose/Sour

 

[Dland]

There's a highway to hell
To the edge, yeah
Once a night, you will
Drive yourself there
At the end of the road, you will
Find the answer
Oh, at the end of the road, you will
Drink a beer

OK, admittedly I changed the last two words of verse, but that is how I've heard it for a long time and will continue to hear it that way. Only when I looked it up on the 'puter I realized the lyrics weren't quite as germane, but WTF..

BTW, song is "Hall of mirrors" by the distillers.

 

[day_trippr]

Too dark...

 

[Dland]

OK friend, hopefully this is more uplifting;

 

[Konadog]

I miss Ren & Stimpy! And powdered toast man, but don't tell anyone

 

[day_trippr]

Never grasped Ren 'n' Stimpy.
Tried. Failed...

Cheers!

 

[bracconiere]

Never grasped Ren 'n' Stimpy.
Tried. Failed...

Cheers!

me either...or i do, but...i've already done enough "crazy" talking for a few months.....(nonsensicale dumbing down of the population, i'm just old enough to understand slightly, but not old enough to have inteligible words)

kinda like, don't even worry about if that's actually 'your' thought or someone else's...'high energy' accept it anyway!


at least that was my take on it....yeah, yeah i know i said i was done. but sometimes this stuff is like roger rabit, and shave and a hair cut.....

 

[Dland]

That show is among several I was exposed to since I had kids and their mother would not let me take them completely off grid, so to speak, entertainment wise. They were limited to off line and no over the air TV, so they had to smuggle in the video tapes.

Got to admit I never did try to grasp them, are you implying you did? Muddy mud skipper theme song was one part I remember was cool though.

Never grasped Ren 'n' Stimpy.
Tried. Failed...

Cheers!

 

[GrogNerd]

it ran while I was stationed on my ship.

we sailors, childish buffoons all, loved it

Never grasped Ren 'n' Stimpy.
Tried. Failed...

Cheers!

 

[cmac62]

we sailors, childish buffoons all, loved it

Ain't that the truth. Although porn was on in my office way more that anything like Ren and Stimpy. LOL.

Edit. Sorry, I mean "training videos". LOL

 

[GrogNerd]

we didn't have porn on OUR ship!

 

[Broken Crow]

I'm only tipsy so I don't know if it belongs here, but I don't wanna expose my girlfriend to this... she has to do so much for me. I just finished the last 3 bottles of Upper Canada dark I had. (It's the cheapest beer I will drink, and one of those that has the maximizes the muscle-relaxant effect I need) And yeah, only 3 beers,.. my injury really resulted in a lower tolerance. I haven't been able to brew my own batch in about a year because my body just won't cooperate. I try to do small tasks and 'a little bit at a time things'... and the result is a pile of things I never get done and both can't afford to hire someone else for, nor do I even know how to 'hire someone' to do work.... I've done evrything myself for myself since I was a kid and I used to be the guy that other people hired to fix their car, plumbing, electrical, boat, VCR, roof,computer (Hardware and software) hey...most anything structural, welded, soldered, electronic, HVAC, pneumatic, hydraulic, mechanical...
It's been over 8 years, and yesteday at the doctor, when it got to how my coping is going..and it usually is fine in daily life, I have accepted I am injured and I just proceed optimistcally through the days as long as I don't have to talk about it. I broke completely unexpectedly when I attempted to clinically and clearly tell him about the 2 sorest and most demoralizing daily things I face: My hygeine (as it is, my girlfriend had to brush my hair for me before my appoinment, I haven't been able to for over a week because my left arm is in agony trying just to reach up)... and Eating; I Love food. Eating is painful. Half the time I open my mouth to take a bite and there's a loud 'CRACK' from the back of my neck and a thankfully brief excruciating pain like my neck's just been snapped off, followed by swelling fro between my shoulderblades right up to and inside the back of my head..... Kinda puts paid to my appetite before I've even tasted some simple pleasure I was looking forward to. So I was already in an 'easily emotionally sensitive' place when I fell down the stairs again this morning, making it impossible to go out front and clean up the pile of 3'-5' tall burdocks I finally hacked down yesterday, but was in too much pain to take away.
Sorry if this is a downer. I don't want supportive comments to follow, but at the same time, I have to say this to siomeone.

 

[doug293cz]

I'm only tipsy so I don't know if it belongs here, but I don't wanna expose my girlfriend to this... she has to do so much for me. I just finished the last 3 bottles of Upper Canada dark I had. (It's the cheapest beer I will drink, and one of those that has the maximizes the muscle-relaxant effect I need) And yeah, only 3 beers,.. my injury really resulted in a lower tolerance. I haven't been able to brew my own batch in about a year because my body just won't cooperate. I try to do small tasks and 'a little bit at a time things'... and the result is a pile of things I never get done and both can't afford to hire someone else for, nor do I even know how to 'hire someone' to do work.... I've done evrything myself for myself since I was a kid and I used to be the guy that other people hired to fix their car, plumbing, electrical, boat, VCR, roof,computer (Hardware and software) hey...most anything structural, welded, soldered, electronic, HVAC, pneumatic, hydraulic, mechanical...
It's been over 8 years, and yesteday at the doctor, when it got to how my coping is going..and it usually is fine in daily life, I have accepted I am injured and I just proceed optimistcally through the days as long as I don't have to talk about it. I broke completely unexpectedly when I attempted to clinically and clearly tell him about the 2 sorest and most demoralizing daily things I face: My hygeine (as it is, my girlfriend had to brush my hair for me before my appoinment, I haven't been able to for over a week because my left arm is in agony trying just to reach up)... and Eating; I Love food. Eating is painful. Half the time I open my mouth to take a bite and there's a loud 'CRACK' from the back of my neck and a thankfully brief excruciating pain like my neck's just been snapped off, followed by swelling fro between my shoulderblades right up to and inside the back of my head..... Kinda puts paid to my appetite before I've even tasted some simple pleasure I was looking forward to. So I was already in an 'easily emotionally sensitive' place when I fell down the stairs again this morning, making it impossible to go out front and clean up the pile of 3'-5' tall burdocks I finally hacked down yesterday, but was in too much pain to take away.
Sorry if this is a downer. I don't want supportive comments to follow, but at the same time, I have to say this to siomeone.

Sorry that your life is burdened with these struggles. Take care.

Brew on

 

[GrogNerd]

sugar-free chocolate fudge pudding made with 1 cup heavy cream & 1 cup half & half.

which would be 2 cups quarter & threequarters

follow me for more recipes!

 

[GrogNerd]

First look at female orcs in Amazon’s The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power

not my proudest fap