Random Drunken Thoughts Thread

[balrog]

Seen on a "Why I'm Dumping You" note:

"Vegans do eat bacon, dumba$$"

Well, if they want their taste buds to party like it's 1999 they do.

[Edit: and know you can't get that, or raspberry beret out of you head. You're welcome]

 

[BrewerBrad82]

Why is it that people say something is "bullsh!t" and not "heifersh!t"?

 

[ehall]

I say horseshit

 

[Nick&Worty]

Why is it that people say something is "bullsh!t" and not "heifersh!t"?

Well now I know what my next German wheat ale is going to be named!!

 

[Nick&Worty]

Don’t bring a knife to a gas fight!

 

[day_trippr]

If only Bruce Willis was in that movie, there'd be one hellacious explosion to enjoy the bad guys' demise

 

[GrogNerd]

when the ban on self-service is repealed in NJ

 

[Nick&Worty]

Was just wondering... can you baggage check an uncarbonated keg on a flight?

 

[Dave Sarber]

Was just wondering... can you baggage check an uncarbonated keg on a flight?

Probably. And they'll probably hit you with "excess baggage charges".

 

[day_trippr]

Youtube would be nothing without Russian Dash Cam Video Compilations

 

[Dland]

I'm glad it's already Thursday, it has been a long week.

 

[Snuffy]

Monday can feel like a week sometimes.

 

[CKuhns]

Traveling to Louisiana. Thinking to myself why? Remembering i spent a week there one day.

 

[balrog]

Just back from TN. There really is nothing like Springtime in the South.

 

[day_trippr]

Why don't dishwashers have interior lights?

 

[kartracer2]

Why don't dishwashers have interior lights?

Just guessing, moisture issue. second guess, why with pull out racks?
I'll sit down.
Cheers,
Joel B.

 

[day_trippr]

I doubt it's an environmental issue: my gas fired clothes dryer, my gas oven, my microwave oven, and all of my fridges and freezers, have interior lighting.
Meanwhile, the maw of my dishwasher is pitch black this time of day, and it just seems like they could stick an LED or two somewhere in there so I can see where I'm placing an item. Also, pull-out racks aren't all that helpful in the dark

And, yes, I could have turned on a kitchen light. Still....

Cheers!

 

[kartracer2]

I doubt it's an environmental issue: my gas fired clothes dryer, my gas oven, my microwave oven, and all of my fridges and freezers, have interior lighting.
Meanwhile, the maw of my dishwasher is pitch black this time of day, and it just seems like they could stick an LED or two somewhere in there so I can see where I'm placing an item. Also, pull-out racks aren't all that helpful in the dark

And, yes, I could have turned on a kitchen light. Still....

Cheers!

Hmm, OK, Just spitballing, I don't have a DW machine.
Cheers,
Joel B.

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

Youtube would be nothing without Russian Dash Cam Video Compilations

Or the channel featuring the infamous 11 foot 8 bridge, affectionately known as The Can Opener...

 

[balrog]

 

[day_trippr]

"Just one rotation of the turbine will power an entire Massachusetts house for a day. It's staggering,"

And as an engineer I am excited about this project finally being green-lighted to the build phase.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/16/business/offshore-wind-farm-vineyard-wind/index.html

 

[cmac62]

Just back from TN. There really is nothing like Springtime in the South.

I love that song (indigo girls).

Edit:

 

[hout17]

On more than one occasion having a couple of beers after wanting to quit my job and tell everybody to go **** themselves lol saved me. I tell my wife all the time it's a good thing I have beer or otherwise I would be unemployed lol.

Drinking some homebrews pondering the universe and how we are really not even a spec of dust when compared to its vastness. I'm sitting here in a chair on a big ass rock that's spinning at 1,000 mph with a nuclear fission and fusion reactor keeping us alive and at the same time shooting cosmic rays at us that thankfully don't kill us due to our magnetic field. This is nuts and so incredible we are even alive given the odds. Brew on folks enjoy life!

 

[VApatriot]

@BrewerBrad82 got me thinking.

Can you finish the two word phrases in the list below?

Ape
Bat
Bull
Chicken
Horse
Dip
Dumb
Hot
Jack
No

 

[Snuffy]

@BrewerBrad82 got me thinking.

Can you finish the two word phrases in the list below?

Ape
Bat
Bull
Chicken
Horse
Dip
Dumb
Hot
Jack
No

 

[cmac62]

On more than one occasion having a couple of beers after wanting to quit my job and tell everybody to go **** themselves lol saved me. I tell my wife all the time it's a good thing I have beer or otherwise I would be unemployed lol.

Drinking some homebrews pondering the universe and how we are really not even a spec of dust when compared to its vastness. I'm sitting here in a chair on a big ass rock that's spinning at 1,000 mph with a nuclear fission and fusion reactor keeping us alive and at the same time shooting cosmic rays at us that thankfully don't kill us due to our magnetic field. This is nuts and so incredible we are even alive given the odds. Brew on folks enjoy life!

Here's something to help you pondering:

 

[day_trippr]

Gotta love the classics!

 

[day_trippr]

There's a good chance that I will see a full individual atom before I become an inanimate collection of them
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/5/22/2031584/-Atoms-viewed-at-highest-ever-resolution

 

[bracconiere]

random drunken thought...

see a picture like, trying to guess carbons, hydrogens...so like alkenes, and carbon? click the link and are disappointed it's praseodymium orthoscandate ...


and then suddenly the world is new again!

 

[cmac62]

click the link and are disappointed it's praseodymium orthoscandate ...

and then suddenly the world is new again!

You are so right.

 

[GrogNerd]

I prefer that all my socks be the exact same ( Hanes cushion crew. for everyday use, it's grey & for dress occasions, black), my brother has no two pairs alike and we argue over which is the better system.

My argument is that, come sock-sorting time, all I have to do is grab any 2 socks and a pair is matched; my brother must find each matching pair.

for each single sock my brother loses, he loses a full pair. If I lose a sock, I am not out a full pair; I just send the extra sock back into the laundry until I lose another sock and I'm even pairs again.

I see absolutely no advantage to his method, except "ooh! fancy socks!"

 

[Snuffy]

I prefer that all my socks be the exact same ( Hanes cushion crew. for everyday use, it's grey & for dress occasions, black), my brother has no two pairs alike and we argue over which is the better system.

My argument is that, come sock-sorting time, all I have to do is grab any 2 socks and a pair is matched; my brother must find each matching pair.

for each single sock my brother loses, he loses a full pair. If I lose a sock, I am not out a full pair; I just send the extra sock back into the laundry until I lose another sock and I'm even pairs again.

I see absolutely no advantage to his method, except "ooh! fancy socks!"

So, which socks would you wear with khakis and a green shirt?

 

[bracconiere]

 

[GrogNerd]

So, which socks would you wear with khakis and a green shirt?

winter: either, depends on the formality of the occasion & the shoes. casual: docksiders & grey. semi-formal: leather & black

summer: neither. the worst day of the year is the day it gets so cold I gotta start wearing socks again

 

[GrogNerd]

Amazon customer support is the new your car's extended warranty

 

[day_trippr]

Well....
Having just received a couple of pounds of primo cocao nibs via AMZL I was thinking how close we're getting to the future of humankind as foretold by The Jetsons. Next level: a fat pipe from the Amazon Mothership right into your home

Cheers!

 

[GrogNerd]

the way people drive, I pray to gods we never get flying cars

& I'm not saying that just because I watch way too many stupid driver/road rage dashcam videos

 

[soccerdad]

If the good Lord wanted us to wear socks - or pants - we would have been born with the damn things !

 

[cmac62]

So, which socks would you wear with khakis and a green shirt?

That depends on the shoes. I love my wool socks from Costco, but I don't wear any during the spring/summer if I can get away with it. Of course it is ankle socks with my golf shoes.

 

[GrogNerd]

That depends on the shoes. I love my wool socks from Costco, but I don't wear any during the spring/summer if I can get away with it. Of course it is ankle socks with my golf shoes.

except for the golf part.