Random Beer Thoughts

[Dunt1]

Every time Dunt sees me he asks when the next one will be. I don't have the heart to tell him the truth.

I had a good time, alright?

 

[pen15clubmember]

People who correct beer pronunciation online inhabit Terrace 1

People who correct beer pronunciation in person inhabit Terrace 3

tikk is elsewhere

"I've I ever met the Russian River guy, I'm going to pronounce his name Vine-ey to teach him a lesson."


-actual paraphrase of several posts on BA

 

[Gonzoillini1]

If you go to a beer release with folks who are bottle sharing, and then ask said folks if the beer they are pouring is "at least a 4.0 on Untapped because I don't drink beers underneath that", I will likely give you a ****** look, shake my head, and walk away from you.

Even more so when said beer is a Suarez Kinda Classic.

duckyboycantfly

 

[tosh1]

If you go to a beer release with folks who are bottle sharing, and then ask said folks if the beer they are pouring is "at least a 4.0 on Untapped because I don't drink beers underneath that", I will likely give you a ****** look, shake my head, and walk away from you.

Even more so when said beer is a Suarez Kinda Classic.

duckyboycantfly

Fang. Always call them fuckchops. Please.

 

[lb304854]

If you go to a beer release with folks who are bottle sharing, and then ask said folks if the beer they are pouring is "at least a 4.0 on Untapped because I don't drink beers underneath that", I will likely give you a ****** look, shake my head, and walk away from you.

Even more so when said beer is a Suarez Kinda Classic.

duckyboycantfly

This sounds like something I would say to be an *******.

 

[JCastle1]

If you go to a beer release with folks who are bottle sharing, and then ask said folks if the beer they are pouring is "at least a 4.0 on Untapped because I don't drink beers underneath that", I will likely give you a ****** look, shake my head, and walk away from you.

Even more so when said beer is a Suarez Kinda Classic.

duckyboycantfly

Some of my favorite beers of all time are under 4.0, whoever told you that is just dumb.

 

[jammery]

If you go to a beer release with folks who are bottle sharing, and then ask said folks if the beer they are pouring is "at least a 4.0 on Untapped because I don't drink beers underneath that", I will likely give you a ****** look, shake my head, and walk away from you.

Even more so when said beer is a Suarez Kinda Classic.

duckyboycantfly

I read this in @raginasian238’s voice but added curses

Some of my favorite beers of all time are under 4.0, whoever told you that is just dumb.

Like 80% of jester king beers

 

[trickytunadicky]

If you go to a beer release with folks who are bottle sharing, and then ask said folks if the beer they are pouring is "at least a 4.0 on Untapped because I don't drink beers underneath that", I will likely give you a ****** look, shake my head, and walk away from you.

Even more so when said beer is a Suarez Kinda Classic.

duckyboycantfly

How did you respond with anything other than “get the **** outta here?”

 

[jdd419]

What a loser, 4.0 is a peasant number. I only drink 4.5+ that have less than 500 check ins. That real rare beer life

 

[jivex5k1]

Ballad of Minnie Quay, brandy barrel edition. Looks like it's an old ale, not a barleywine.

So this was great actually.

 

[JCastle1]

So this was great actually.

Clown Shoes usually makes really good barrel aged stuff.

 

[juliolugo]

Clown Shoes usually makes really good barrel aged stuff.

'Nillionaire, this year's Billionaire variant - rum barrel-aged with vanilla beans, was quite good.

 

[caaam]

'Nillionaire, this year's Billionaire variant - rum barrel-aged with vanilla beans, was quite good.

Course it was. It's got nilla

 

[yeahnatenelson]

If you go to a beer release with folks who are bottle sharing, and then ask said folks if the beer they are pouring is "at least a 4.0 on Untapped because I don't drink beers underneath that", I will likely give you a ****** look, shake my head, and walk away from you.

Even more so when said beer is a Suarez Kinda Classic.

duckyboycantfly

Uhhhh, where did this happen?

 

[RedCoffee]

Is there universal agreement that "Mother's Milk" is a bizarre and unappealing beer name?

 

[quirk6]

Is there universal agreement that "Mother's Milk" is a bizarre and unappealing beer name?

Nope.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Is there universal agreement that "Mother's Milk" is a bizarre and unappealing beer name?

I wish. There are a lot of creepy sexist ***** drinking beer.

Nope.

 

[jmgrub]

Is there universal agreement that "Mother's Milk" is a bizarre and unappealing beer name?

Probably some people on here that are still nursing.

 

[FoudreGuy]

What a loser, 4.0 is a peasant number. I only drink 4.5+ that have less than 500 check ins. That real rare beer life

I only drink beers that don't exist yet.

It's a super small nano, you probably haven't heard of it.

 

[JCastle1]

Holy **** Fernet Darkness!!!

https://tenemu.com/news/surly-addin...ry-vanilla-darkness-variants-for-2018/06/2018

 

[FoudreGuy]

Holy **** Fernet Darkness!!!

https://tenemu.com/news/surly-addin...ry-vanilla-darkness-variants-for-2018/06/2018

If only "rum-barrel-aged-coconut-fernet-barrel-aged-bourbon-barrel-aged-cherry-vanilla-darkness" was one beer. Then the world would explode.

 

[ncaudle]

went to the #juicybrews (is that even a hashtag thing?) fest/party this weekend in Richmond and realized I had never even heard of maybe 75% of the breweries involved. seems to be a LOT of new places over the last 2-3 years - though I'm not nearly as in-tune with the happs as I used to.

obviously didn't try every brewery (30ish) or every brew (2-4 each) but the Resident Culture Re-Up Kellerbeer was by far my favorite beer. such a cool dude too! everyone I sent over to them came back super-impressed too.
I find it ironically funny that the potentially best beer at a hazy-ipa/fruit beer fest was a clean keller

 

[stupac2]

went to the #juicybrews (is that even a hashtag thing?) fest/party this weekend in Richmond and realized I had never even heard of maybe 75% of the breweries involved. seems to be a LOT of new places over the last 2-3 years - though I'm not nearly as in-tune with the happs as I used to.

obviously didn't try every brewery (30ish) or every brew (2-4 each) but the Resident Culture Re-Up Kellerbeer was by far my favorite beer. such a cool dude too! everyone I sent over to them came back super-impressed too.
I find it ironically funny that the potentially best beer at a hazy-ipa/fruit beer fest was a clean keller

They did one of those in Oakland recently and it was pretty nice. I definitely found that the best stuff wasn't full-on hazefest (or was sour). Most of the places I had heard of, but fewer than I would've guessed. The rate at which new breweries are cropping up seems to be completely insane, but it's probably no different than before, it was just easier to keep track when there were only a few already around.

 

[lb304854]

Holy **** Fernet Darkness!!!

https://tenemu.com/news/surly-addin...ry-vanilla-darkness-variants-for-2018/06/2018

I may have seen a Fernet Bourbon County barrel at the GI Fulton barrel warehouse this weekend.

 

[JCastle1]

I may have seen a Fernet Bourbon County barrel at the GI Fulton barrel warehouse this weekend.

That and the Ardbeg are at the top of my BCBS wants list. Never managed to find any bottles of the Ardbeg

 

[nathanmiller]

went to the #juicybrews (is that even a hashtag thing?) fest/party this weekend in Richmond

They did one of those in Oakland recently

They did one of those in NYC recently and the glassware had a swastika on it.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

They did one of those in NYC recently and the glassware had a swastika on it.

 

[wuntrikpony]

They did one of those in NYC recently and the glassware had a swastika on it.

benchpressured

 

[nathanmiller]

I mean, it definitely seemed like an accident. jammery originally brought it to my attention I think.

 

[jmgrub]

I mean, it definitely seemed like an accident. jammery originally brought it to my attention I think.

Pics?