Random Beer Thoughts

[nanobrew1]

https://www.dogfish.com/inn

Plus in European countries, such as Germany, I thought there were hotels that have a small brewery?




Edit:

Here are a few:

http://landwehr-braeu.eu/

http://www.faessla.de/english/


Maybe I should apply to be Brewdog's media coordinator seeing how googling for 2 minutes is too difficult for their current one.

 

[austinbridges]

WTF







Not only will this perk offer you the world's first fully immersive craft beer experience at a brewery, featuring spa treatments inspired by our favorite beverage, but you can also fully 'immerse' yourself in craft beer - literally - by taking a dunk in a Punk IPA-filled Hot Tub, built using oak barrels previously used to age beer!

I want the malt massage.

 

[JCastle1]

Plus in European countries, such as Germany, I thought there were hotels that have a small brewery?




Edit:

Here are a few:

http://landwehr-braeu.eu/

http://www.faessla.de/english/


Maybe I should apply to be Brewdog's media coordinator seeing how googling for 2 minutes is too difficult for their current one.

Yeah, that beer spa I posted above is also part of a brewery and hotel (Chodovar Brewery).

 

[Beer4B]

I'm sure absolutely no one cares but just to clear it up a bit, based on what I understand:

Bake Kujira: both black label and white label 750ml bottles are maple syrup Cali brandy Big Poppa (imperial stout with a bunch of adjuncts).

Bake Kujira magnums: white labels, but apparently these are a blend of the "other" Bake Kujia and All A Dream (bourbon Big Poppa) and Notorious (apple brandy Big Poppa). So basically, a blend of 3 different barrel-aged stouts with a bunch of **** added to them after barrel-aging.

Why different beers with the same label, and the same beer with 2 different labels? Because Wakefield I guess.

Luther Special: this was draft-only, and is a blend of all 3 barrel-aged stouts but -without- any adjuncts (you can see why this **** started to get confusing).

ziplock bag: hopefully a troll post, but there's at least a 50/50 chance not.

There's a Poe's Law-type principle for beer, where any parody of shitlord behavior is indistinguishable from actual shitlord behavior. I've made joke posts (that got bit on hard) about hand-bottling pours in the bathroom at Westbrook and then trading them, but then you've got people doing that **** for real so the joke gets lost quickly.

Julian, plz.

 

[lb304854]

This is really cool though, went to a place in the Czech Republic that does it (and super cheap).

Can I take a beer bath with her? I'd pay extra.

 

[regularjohn]

This is really cool though, went to a place in the Czech Republic that does it (and super cheap).

 

[FTowne1]

Can I take a beer bath with her? I'd pay extra.

I was gonna say that I'd drink her bath water, but I didn't want to offend JCastle if that happened to be his wife or sister.

 

[lb304854]

I was gonna say that I'd drink her bath water, but I didn't want to offend JCastle if that happened to be his wife or sister.

That would be his own damn fault for posting a bikini picture of his model wife for us idiots to ogle.


Does anyone remember the 'wife off' ChadQuest had with that guy on Beer Advocate circa 2011? I'll have to find the screenshot after work.

 

[JCastle1]

I was gonna say that I'd drink her bath water, but I didn't want to offend JCastle if that happened to be his wife or sister.

I found the pic on Google, ogle all you want!

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

This is really cool though, went to a place in the Czech Republic that does it (and super cheap).

I'd put some adjuncts in that barrel.

 

[quirk6]

People are stupid ********.

That's pretty much my motto.

 

[jeevo]

You know you have a problem when you do a double take while walking around the office because a cardboard box catches your eye. Jesus Christ, I'm staring down a potential shipping box like a teenager would during his first ever visit to a nude beach.

 

[furley]

Beer. In a Ziploc bag. It's like there is a race to bottom of jankiest container to share beer in. We can't be far away from the knotted condom filled with DQ.

i mean... there's a thread here about drinking max amounts of beer from the most unusual container one can find.

at least i'm pretty sure that's a joke, though. sort of.










































which reminds me i have to wash out my grandma's urn so i can dome 64oz. of infected BCBS this weekend.

 

[jivex5k1]

i mean... there's a thread here about drinking max amounts of beer from the most unusual container one can find.

at least i'm pretty sure that's a joke, though. sort of.










































which reminds me i have to wash out my grandma's urn so i can dome 64oz. of infected BCBS this weekend.

You should really be drinking grandmule out of that.

 

[furley]

You should really be drinking grandmule out of that.

hfs, how is this a thing?

 

[ccbstl]

i mean... there's a thread here about drinking max amounts of beer from the most unusual container one can find.

at least i'm pretty sure that's a joke, though. sort of.










































which reminds me i have to wash out my grandma's urn so i can dome 64oz. of infected BCBS this weekend.

I think this is what you're looking for
https://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/french-press-and-randal-thread.3427/unread

 

[sherm10161]

Rodenbach Alexander is really good.

 

[Sam Fu]

Harris Teeter, u da real MVP

 

[BadJustin]

Spoiler: O ****

 

[RyanG1]

Sucaba is one of the only barleywines I love. Thanks for outting me out of the cellar dontdrinkbeer

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Sucaba is one of the only barleywines I love. Thanks for outting me out of the cellar dontdrinkbeer

dude on the left kinda looks like Trady on bane serum

 

[Trady]

dude on the left kinda looks like Trady on bane serum

Psh, you mean Trady before I started lifting.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Psh, you mean Trady before I started lifting.

more like Trady before he started hittin that bone serum

 

[jmgrub]

https://www.change.org/p/avery-brew...twitter&utm_campaign=share_twitter_responsive

End Barleywine Oppression Now!

H/T dontdrinkbeer

 

[JulianB1]

https://www.change.org/p/avery-brew...twitter&utm_campaign=share_twitter_responsive

End Barleywine Oppression Now!

H/T dontdrinkbeer

Don't
Denigrate
Barleywine

 

[JulianB1]

That label tho....

 

[furley]

looks like a micro penis

why???

 

[Marksy]

WTF is happening on the front page right now?

 

[trickytunadicky]

WTF is happening on the front page right now?

More spam?

 

[thunderbirdesq]

WTF is happening on the front page right now?