Random Beer Thoughts

[trickytunadicky]

How come no brewery has added a little "photo studio" to their bar?

Get some tiny studio lighting, a nice backdrop, maybe a cute glass-sized pedestal and slap an "Official <Brewery Name> Untappd Photo Studio" logo on it.

Heck, make fake bottles/cans to go along with the pour if the beer isn't packaged for full effect.

Maybe add prop moustaches, hats, and other accessories for the beer to add to the photo. Have a party.

dvelcich, maybe set up the old sheet somewhere at BA?

Hey don't do donuts in my yard. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO A DONUT FREE YARD. THE WORLD OWES YOU NOTHING.

FTFY

How about "neat"? Anyone still use that?

I say "neato" on the reg.

 

[steimie]

How come no brewery has added a little "photo studio" to their bar?

Get some tiny studio lighting, a nice backdrop, maybe a cute glass-sized pedestal and slap an "Official <Brewery Name> Untappd Photo Studio" logo on it.

Heck, make fake bottles/cans to go along with the pour if the beer isn't packaged for full effect.

Maybe add prop moustaches, hats, and other accessories for the beer to add to the photo. Have a party.

And say it was brewed by a bachelor farmer in Yankton, SD.

God, someone should really make this happen.

 

[BadJustin]

dvelcich

I say "neato" on the reg.

Level of surprise=0

 

[Der Fuchs]

Do the kids these days still use "fresh?" That was my go-to descriptor back in like '92. "These new Seattle bands are pretty fresh" and "Chris Farley's skit on SNL was straight fresh" and "She was on the pegs of my bike and reached around to give me an OTPHJ. That **** was fresh!" and so forth.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Why do you have a year and a half old instagram post of this dude on hand?

because I know of him in the local craft beer scene.

 

[RyanG1]

Side Project's new release, Open Space, spent 46 months on oak

Spoiler: WAT IZ IT!?!

a flanders

 

[jeevo]

My students all use the word "lit."

"Yo, that band is lit!" "That party was lit!" but also "She was lit at that party!"

Can we forget about the things I said When I was drunk
Didn't mean to call you that
I can't remember what was said and what you threw at me
Please tell me
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I'm
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you're gone gone
It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living **** out of me
A smoke alarm is going off and there's a cigarette
Still burning
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I'm
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you're gone gone
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I'm
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you're gone gone
It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living **** out of me
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
I didn't mean to call you that

 

[lopejuice1]

Side Project's new release, Open Space, spent 46 months on oak

Spoiler: WAT IZ IT!?!

a flanders

I can already see the untappd check ins... "Wow I don't think Ive ever had a Flounders Ode Brown before but this has to be the best one ever! Side Project can do no wrong!!!"

Just change the name to King Farmstead already and get it over with.

 

[lambandtunaphish]

I can already see the untappd check ins... "Wow I don't think Ive ever had a Flounders Ode Brown before but this has to be the best one ever! Side Project can do no wrong!!!"

Just change the name to King Farmstead already and get it over with.

See this all the time with Tree House.

BEST BROWN EVER!

TH Killing the Amber game!

 

[lopejuice1]

See this all the time with Tree House.

BEST BROWN EVER!

TH Killing the Amber game!

"OMG it tastes like someone standed in line for so long to get this!!!!"

 

[TripleSixHoppia]

spent 46 months on oak

bro it aint a baby. **** is 3 years old.

 

[lopejuice1]

bro it aint a baby. **** is 3 years old.

 

[RyanG1]

bro it aint a baby. **** is 3 years old.

Just quoting the source.


And almost 4 years old, chief.

 

[TripleSixHoppia]

well ****

 

[Barroomhero]

See this all the time with Tree House.

BEST BROWN EVER!

TH Killing the Amber game!

Was told with a straight face a year+ back that Treehouse was a world class lager brewery, on par with Jack's Abby.

They had just brewed their first pilsner.

 

[lopejuice1]

Was told with a straight face a year+ back that Treehouse was a world class lager brewery, on par with Jack's Abby.

They had just brewed their first pilsner.

*Logger brewery. How do you think they make all the treehouses?

 

[FoudreGuy]

Local brewery made a canned hazy IPA that's gonna hit statewide retail distribution. Really liked their honesty and no attempt at creating "haze for daze so juicy" hype.

 

[Turfy]

In chasing down different stouts, I had forgotten how fantastic REGULAR Prairie Bomb is....and it just sits there turding up the shelf. I have learned my lesson.

 

[Padraig]

If this was the US neckbeards would be scrambling for the camping chairs.

 

[Padraig]

AMERICAN LAMBIC WINS AGAIN

http://punchdrink.com/articles/the-year-european-beer-died-beeradvocate-top-beers/

To quote my pal Dina-

'That Stone vertical mic-drop at the end is the up there with the lamest mic drops in the history of craft beer since Meantime started craft beer'.

 

[FTowne1]

If this was the US neckbeards would be scrambling for the camping chairs.

I bet that guy can see the future through those thick ass glasses.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

If this was the US neckbeards would be scrambling for the camping chairs.

Looks like JJ Abrams is doing a soft reboot of Double IPA.

 

[Jnorton00]

Looks like JJ Abrams is doing a soft reboot of Double IPA.

 

[daniel1]

The closet lambic thread on RBS is fun.

 

[stupac2]

Local brewery made a canned hazy IPA that's gonna hit statewide retail distribution. Really liked their honesty and no attempt at creating "haze for daze so juicy" hype.

Why do people even need to ask this? Doesn't everyone know that the damn point of IPAs is that they're relatively inexpensive and easy to brew?

 

[primebeer]

The closet lambic thread on RBS is fun.

Just checked in on that. I LOL'ed.

 

[lopejuice1]

Local brewery made a canned hazy IPA that's gonna hit statewide retail distribution. Really liked their honesty and no attempt at creating "haze for daze so juicy" hype.

You mean to tell me all these IPA whale factories have the capacity to churn out more cans, more frequently, but they don't in order to keep all the little beer nerd micropeens in a frenzy?

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

The closet lambic thread on RBS is fun.

Can you print this out and fax it to me? Please advise.

 

[HenrikO]

In chasing down different stouts, I had forgotten how fantastic REGULAR Prairie Bomb is....and it just sits there turding up the shelf. I have learned my lesson.

For this same reason I am stoked about getting my first cans if Speedway Stout soon.

Speedway Stout in cans is the best idea in beer EVER and anyone who says different can meet me in the Treehouse parking lot

 

[JulianB1]

Can you print this out and fax it to me? Please advise.

It's just a bunch of the usual "beer should be cellared at 55 degrees" conventional wisdom that doesn't have any hard scientific research to support it.