Random Beer Thoughts

[jmgrub]

Burned a hole in my boxer-briefs.

It was all worth it though. Love me some de Garde.

 

[FTowne1]

It was all worth it though. Love me some de Garde.

Do you have stomach ulcers to prove it?

 

[jmgrub]

Do you have stomach ulcers to prove it?

Working on it.

I only drink probably 4 times per month, so I feel like a little acid shock every once in a while isn't the end of the world.

 

[FoudreGuy]

Working on it.

I only drink probably 4 times per month, so I feel like a little acid shock every once in a while isn't the end of the world.

Tums necklaces at de Garde are the way to go.

 

[furley]

 

[Stubs]

I don't even know what to think anymore. Guess I need a new hobby.

You should learn to widdle. Not cause you're old joke. Cause it seems like something you'd enjoy.

 

[jivex5k1]

You should learn to widdle. Not cause you're old joke. Cause it seems like something you'd enjoy.

*whittle

To widdle is to urinate, it's an alteration of piddle.

 

[Stubs]

*whittle

To widdle is to urinate, it's an alteration of piddle.

Thats what I meant though.

 

[Sam Fu]

 

[JulianB1]

A Chemist Has Captured the World’s Most Elusive Fragrance—the Smell of Dollar Bills

German perfumer, hired by an artist, finds new money’s aroma easier to bottle than ‘old’ money, which has hints of inky cotton, leather wallets, metal cash drawers and hundreds of sweaty palms; ‘crazy complex’

There are so many craft beer jokes to be made here.

 

[RichardFitzwell]

Had this thought the other night when drinking:

If we replaced the ocean with beer, if we combined efforts with everyone in the world could we drink it all?

 

[RyanG1]

If we replaced the ocean with beer,

What about the whalez?

 

[tennispl]

Had this thought the other night when drinking:

If we replaced the ocean with beer, if we combined efforts with everyone in the world could we drink it all?

Every man, woman and child on the planet would have to drink about 50 Billion gallons of beer.







So, yes.

 

[JulianB1]

Had this thought the other night when drinking:

If we replaced the ocean with beer, if we combined efforts with everyone in the world could we drink it all?

The Earth's oceans combined contain approximately 350 million trillion gallons of water. The Earth's population is approximately 7 billion people, or in other words 0.007 trillion. This would mean that each person on earth would need to drink 50 billion gallons of beer. At an worldwide average life expectancy of about 70 years, this works out to an average of about 2 million gallons of beer per day, per person. Or if you prefer, a little over 250 million pints of beer a day, for 70 years.

My biggest question is where is all the urine going to go?

 

[RyanG1]

My biggest question is where is all the urine going to go?

 

[stakem1]

I save that anger for breweries who sell kettle sours for $25+ a bottle.

Its rare that I want to reach across the internet and deliver a high five but you earned it here.

Also, that statement just got you banned for life from Pizza Boy brewing. Congrats!

 

[JulianB1]

Its rare that I want to reach across the internet and deliver a high five but you earned it here.

Also, that statement just got you banned for life from Pizza Boy brewing. Congrats!

I thought those were "Pennsylvania wild fermented sours" or whatever.

 

[jivex5k1]

Trying to think of some beer label and name ideas for a homebrew I did. It's a saison with rye and some Hill Farmstead brett.
Might just use Rick from Rick and Morty and go with the same science type label I did using Professor Frink

Spoiler

Maybe I can do something with "Trill", I'll have to look up what that means but I think it's associated with hip hop.

 

[stakem1]

I thought those were "Pennsylvania wild fermented sours" or whatever.

I wouldnt know, I cleansed myself of that ****** place and never looked back. Bunch of ******* crooks. Some of their beers that were advertised/justified at that pricepoint were supposedly aged over grapes that they spent "big money" on... all lies, it was spent grape must from a vineyard that was throwing it away. "This one has some acetone, but in a good way!"

Im sure they are having a crybaby fit over the new legislation that passed allowing distributors to sell sixpacks, single bottles and growlers/crowlers now.

 

[quirk6]

Im sure they are having a crybaby fit over the new legislation that passed allowing distributors to sell sixpacks, single bottles and growlers/crowlers now.

Is Pennsylvania done being ******* weird with their beer laws?

 

[drgarage1]

Trying to think of some beer label and name ideas for a homebrew I did. It's a saison with rye and some Hill Farmstead brett.
Might just use Rick from Rick and Morty and go with the same science type label I did using Professor Frink

Spoiler

Maybe I can do something with "Trill", I'll have to look up what that means but I think it's associated with hip hop.

Hungry for Phenols?

 

[stakem1]

Is Pennsylvania done being ******* weird with their beer laws?

No...not even close. But baby steps have been taken in the last decade to take us on the long road to normalcy.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Hope you left the stall door open for the partners at your firm. Yes, I'm aware that sentence is a double extendre.

If you refer to a double entendre as a double extendre, I think it is a triple or quadruple entendre at that point?
talkentendre.com

Prolly should throw a wang in there just to be on the safe side. Which is a double entendre.

So meta.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Trying to think of some beer label and name ideas for a homebrew I did. It's a saison with rye and some Hill Farmstead brett.
Might just use Rick from Rick and Morty and go with the same science type label I did using Professor Frink

Spoiler

Maybe I can do something with "Trill", I'll have to look up what that means but I think it's associated with hip hop.

Trill Brett Do Us Part?

Florida George Brett Trill Line?

 

[boogercrack]

The Earth's oceans combined contain approximately 350 million trillion gallons of water. The Earth's population is approximately 7 billion people, or in other words 0.007 trillion. This would mean that each person on earth would need to drink 50 billion gallons of beer. At an worldwide average life expectancy of about 70 years, this works out to an average of about 2 million gallons of beer per day, per person. Or if you prefer, a little over 250 million pints of beer a day, for 70 years.

Ashamed you didn't use the MarkIntihar as a unit of measure.

Also, 50 billion gallons of beer? Challenge accepted (FTowne)

 

[Snarf1]

Every man, woman and child on the planet would have to drink about 50 Billion gallons of beer.







So, yes.

It's amazing that with as many people as there are on the planet, there is that much more water, and that we've managed to completely and totally **** up all of that water.

 

[quirk6]

It's amazing that with as many people as there are on the planet, there is that much more water, and that we've managed to completely and totally **** up all of that water.

Don't even know what you're talking about

It's fine. It's all fine.

 

[FTowne1]

Ashamed you didn't use the MarkIntihar as a unit of measure.

Also, 50 billion gallons of beer? Challenge accepted (FTowne)

Ah, the old "I can drink a keg of BCBS".

 

[furley]

Don't even know what you're talking about

It's fine. It's all fine.

the asian carp started that fire didn't they

 

[jbeezification1]

Wrong orifice.

Hard to tell with you sometimes